Thanks for the review. Sounds very disappointing.
As you say, clearly pimped. The profile reads like a load of pimpish bollocks.
I realise it wasn't DFK but was there any tongue action at all? The punter is promised thus:
I will walk towards you and plant a huge deep french kiss onto your lips and my tongue will soon be intertwined with yours as we start getting to know each other.
And you say you saw her in Surbiton ? I reckon this needs to be in London Reviews.
Yes, it should really. It is understandably confusing with these places that are nowhere near central London and part of the old counties like Surrey and Middlesex, but Surbiton is part of the London Borough of Kingston so should technically be in the London reviews section.