Insults given by WGs

[Ali Katt]

"Meh. I've had bigger"

[alchemy 21]

My reaction was utter bemusement, Could you imagine if the punter said "right, I'm going to see another escort in an hour just to make sure I'm fully emptied".

yeah good one, I'm gonna say that next time I get a crap service.

[alchemy 21]

Just remembered another, in a parlour the WGs previous punter had short changed her for some extras. She realised at the start of my punt and moaned and whinged all the way through my session about it and as soon as I finished she stormed out.

[hw189]

WG during discussion: "I don't normally offer anal because of my small size, but you can take me from behind if you wish..."

Also had a similar retort to another poster here re: giving oral to an escort.

[Spiceoflife]

Haven't laughed this much in ages. I turned up  at a house with several girls after getting their details on the phone. When I chose the girl I wanted she informed me that her period had just started. Some heifer then offered to look after me instead. I walked.

[Crazydave]

My reaction was utter bemusement, Could you imagine if the punter said "right, I'm going to see another escort in an hour just to make sure I'm fully emptied".

I actually did say that to a girl and it was true. She laughed her ass off and thought it was brilliant. Saw her in Nottingham for 30 mins and shot twice, then drove straight to see a very well reviewed Derby girl who has now retired and managed another three times helped by some vigorous face fucking and a little bit of running over at the end. Went home and collapsed into bed.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

On lowering my boxers and exposing my privates the wg said " Well, that's a choke hazard!"
I was feeling flattered until she added "Contains small parts"

[berksboy]

Love that 

[Phaedrus]

Not quite a verbal insult but a few years back had a WG give me some HR and as I orgasmed she starts to do this mocking orgasm face and groaning back at me.

[timsussex]

On lowering my boxers and exposing my privates the wg said " Well, that's a choke hazard!"
I was feeling flattered until she added "Contains small parts"

Brilliant

must get some y fronts made with that on !

[agent47]

Said I was going to cum over wg tits but ended up jetting over her face hair headboard and wall, she starts screeching "oh my god what is wrong with you, that's not normal to shoot that much".

[Georgedaviesok]

Said during the initial chit-chat bit by a WG who seemed rather pleased that she'd done so well:

"You're my 8th today".

FFS, I know it's your job but I didn't really need to hear that.

A lady from Sheridans who is no longer there said something simliar. I had just had a passionate snog in missionary when she said ' its been a busy day today babe, non stop' I said something like 'nice' rather sarcastically till she came back with 'oh not all in my pussy babe, most have just wanted to cum in my mouth...'' and then she must have remembered what we had just been doing and said 'or that might have been yesterday'. Lovely!