Author Topic: First Punt Suggestions  (Read 907 times)

Offline Tom Murphey

Good afternoon to all,

I appreciate your suggestions and guidance/help & would like to thank all that contribute  :hi: hats off to you.
The thought of punting has been in my mind for over 10 years or so, recently gained the courage to join here and UKE.
I have read reviews and searched on AW have a lot on the HL.
I would like to to enjoy my first punt and not be put off so here it goes.
I am looking for a facially attractive person with great oral hygiene (bad teeth do not do it for me), a slim attractive body and natural breasts and a clean shaved vagina ,would need to accommodate in call which is not a hotel, and no bait and switch and does not operate like a conveyor belt.
I am not sure how to add the URL for the HL but the names are,
Kristina J
Alt Aphrodite
starnatalia
Amazing Victoria 1
rachealofleeds
your input is appreciated

Many Thanks
TM

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Hmmm. I'll be honest, Tom, given your posting history on here and UKE, I don't believe you're a genuine punter. More of a troll.

If I am wrong - big if in my opinion - then there is more than enough information contained on UKP for you to be able to make an informed choice.

If you do that and report back, maybe it will gain you some credibility.

Offline yorkieyorkie

Good afternoon to all,

I appreciate your suggestions and guidance/help & would like to thank all that contribute  :hi: hats off to you.
The thought of punting has been in my mind for over 10 years or so, recently gained the courage to join here and UKE.
I have read reviews and searched on AW have a lot on the HL.
I would like to to enjoy my first punt and not be put off so here it goes.
I am looking for a facially attractive person with great oral hygiene (bad teeth do not do it for me), a slim attractive body and natural breasts and a clean shaved vagina ,would need to accommodate in call which is not a hotel, and no bait and switch and does not operate like a conveyor belt.
I am not sure how to add the URL for the HL but the names are,
Kristina J
Alt Aphrodite
starnatalia
Amazing Victoria 1
rachealofleeds
your input is appreciated

Many Thanks
TM

Why not just search reviews on here and just go see a girl. Plenty of info knocking about  :dash:

Offline Tom Murphey

Hmmm. I'll be honest, Tom, given your posting history on here and UKE, I don't believe you're a genuine punter. More of a troll.

If I am wrong - big if in my opinion - then there is more than enough information contained on UKP for you to be able to make an informed choice.

If you do that and report back, maybe it will gain you some credibility.

I appreciate your feedback, however the faces on most are blurred out, therefore the oral hygiene is something I can not make an informed choice on.
Once again Thank you kindly.
 

Offline Tom Murphey

Why not just search reviews on here and just go see a girl. Plenty of info knocking about  :dash:

Thank you for your response, I agree plenty on here knocking about and yes, I should just go and see them however I do not want the experience to be  :vomit: if you can understand where I am coming from But I have taken your reply in to consideration.

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Punting isn't for the squeamish. At one point or another, you'll get faced with someone with imperfect teeth, bad breath, a smelly fanny etc. And if you do, you feed it back on here.

It is a fairly safe assumption that then more well reviewed girls do not have any major "flaws", but it is always worth remembering that while someone else may find a WG attractive, you may not.

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OK... If I was to recomend a first punt I think this girl will do nicely
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Offline mrfishyfoo

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Ring one of the agencies and tell them you are new and want to pop your punting cherry.

Tell the receptionist what your preference for lady is.

Book a hotel room or go to the in-call as the case make be.

Get your rocks off and then report back.

Simples really.  :hi: :hi:

Offline Tom Murphey

OK... If I was to recomend a first punt I think this girl will do nicely
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Thanks for the recommendation, Very Kind however this lady does not prefer gentleman who are of colour


Offline Tom Murphey

Ring one of the agencies and tell them you are new and want to pop your punting cherry.

Tell the receptionist what your preference for lady is.

Book a hotel room or go to the in-call as the case make be.

Get your rocks off and then report back.

Simples really.  :hi: :hi:

MrFishyFoo I do admire and like to read your reviews/views thank you kindly for the recommendation and suggestion I will keep in mind when making the plunge more research is needed by me

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 It's called 'punting' for a reason. We take a 'punt' that it will be a good experience. Stop fannying around, how about we pick a girl for you.. you book and take a punt?

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It's called 'punting' for a reason. We take a 'punt' that it will be a good experience. Stop fannying around, how about we pick a girl for you.. you book and take a punt?

EXACTLY !!!!

PUNT = BET = GAMBLE !!!

Some you win and some you lose and unfortunately some you just got to walk away from. Most certainly NOT for the faint at heart or the squeamish.


Offline Tom Murphey

I vote natalia External Link/Members Only

She has awesome reviews and is on HL but her availability does not match my availability

Offline secretjones

Do your home work on here and go forth and have a punt , I’ve had a few cracking punts and one two that have questioned my sanity and some of the reviews too .... we all have different outlooks and wants so do YOUR homework 👍

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Do your home work on here and go forth and have a punt , I’ve had a few cracking punts and one two that have questioned my sanity and some of the reviews too .... we all have different outlooks and wants so do YOUR homework 👍

That mean you've got some reviews to share MrTJ ??  :hi: :hi:

Offline secretjones

Walked straight into that one ... I will no doubt    :thumbsup:

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Walked straight into that one ... I will no doubt    :thumbsup:

Didn't you just.....look forwards to reading all about it.  :hi: :hi:

Offline anonyorks

Where's cueball when you need him?  :lol:

Offline holeymoley

Felt sure I had seen Cueball on the NW but with No post history or reviews - how strange is that ?