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Offline sexistentialist

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Fantasy Stamped Out By Realism Carry On Looking



Location
the lazy train leads to a town that offers the personality of retired ambitions. My suspicions could already smell the lack of female beauty emanating from the 1930's suburban and edwardian houses that sit empty and quiet and humdrum. I was hoping this would set the scene nicely for my first act with a sexy stay at home milf, which the photos seemed to promise. The path to realising my desiring milf machine meanders past a  community athletics park and from here it's a ten minute walk, but feels like a longer middle of nowhere-the-fuck-am-I jaunt. I was then asked to make the call once I'd reached the end and was given the final directions to her abode. The adrenaline was high now as visions of a sunny spring daytime fuck with a voluptuous Carry On style encounter flicked through my mind. Polka dots and nipples, suspenders and high heels. I was looking forward to a debased and casual meet, perhaps as neighbors' curtains twitched knowingly at my arrival up her drive.

The broad: appearance
She states 36 as her age. How time passes quickly, it only seemed like a few years ago that this age passed as milf and old. Now it's within my own age bracket. Nevertheless, I was expecting a more mature looking woman optimising her youth through the gravitational life hack of her large  pert milk sacks, as the AW photos imply. The one that greeted me was not quite the same. My fantasy mirror had begun a hairline crack that reflected the wrinkles on her face. I'd say she was 45. Rule #1 never trust a WG that doesn't have face photos, especially over the age of 30. How could I go against ten years of escorting experience? Before me stood a yellow toothed pointy faced and not so much "curves in the right places milf" as curves in all the places aunt. Her pad was nice though. She welcomed me in with a kiss and some lizard tongue. I politely obliged. She wasn't ugly. She wasn't pretty, as one reviewer stated (the only reviewer... stated on here not so long ago. Which by the way, is not the first time a reviewer has let me down  :bomb:) Initially, wearing a cardigan over some corset type thing she looked a little cold, which would appear so as she kept talking about the heating etc. Oh! how can I forget, of course the most important part, the tits! Well, yes and no. They look like the photos, a little bit saggier, not much. Good. But I wanted the whole package. Like that terrible channel 4 show naked attraction, you learn what a difference the face makes. So the same pair of breasts went from milf about town to gran's gone to town, don't look boys!

The Service
I am now bored of writing this review, primarily because the service was reflected in this way. Mostly disappointing and restricted. So I will just write in the form of a list to save on grammar constructions:
blow job. Good skills.
effort worked hard.
noisy
enjoyed
complimentary. My body and dick, cheers love.
tried hard
good technique but no deep throat, pushed her a little but she's a hands woman.
slobbery
big belly
huge tits
didn't let me finger her  :unknown: maybe cos it was half hour
plays new age massage parlour music. But it plays downstairs and upstairs which is a nice touch.
No offer of drink. Woulda been nice
very casual. Too casual. i.e. chatting about mundane innocuous stuff like the weather in between head and undressing. Could be sexy if she mixed it up but wasn't.
face put me off from cumming. Well it's not THAT bad a face, but not what I had envisioned.
to her credit wants you to have a good orgasm and tries to speed and slow down the tempo to prolong it. But this didnt work for me since when she stopped i would then see her face and go soft.
titty wank
said her breasts were sensitive and to go easy on them. But they are your selling point!!! If I can't play with them then what's the point of your escort existence?!
rushed near the end and consequently there was no end
Tidy house
squeaky bed
declined to fuck!!!!... ok so i will give more on this. So yes, my meeting was only half hour, but, bear in mind  that we spent 5 minutes or so chatting and her kissing me with her thin glossy smoker's mouth lips and the fact that she just kept sucking and sucking and then stopping that we kinda ran out of time to have sex. "Do you wanna wank yourself and I will suck you?" "you wanna fuck? But how long will you take" Her reason being that the fuck is a very complicated proceedure where both parties must be in rythym and.....zzzzzzzz.... whatever, I'm not bothered about fucking you now anyway. I tried ever so hard to get into the moment, thinking how this is a cheeky meet up with a mature lady in nowhere town, like i wanted and how she is someone I would never ordinarily meet and get with (this is my criteria, whether it be porn star stylie, 'exotic', or older/younger... basically my criteria is too big, i should really narrow it more). And whilst she did care about getting me off, truthfully I was going thought he motions and didn't lead. If i had maybe we would have fucked and i would have cummed, but fucking for fucking for money's worth aint fucking worth it. I assume she would have let me CIM had i not tried to delay myself and had she turned me on more, so this is a positive. In which case, I can't honestly say it was all her fault, or rather in her hands, so to speak. She just didn't do it for me.
Anyway.... so i didn't cum. That's now twice this year. I've not had a good WG for a long time (with exception to Crystal.Lady, the legendary hungarian milf who i met a while back but didn't review since she's been reviewed a lot and i've met before). I didn't cum and I didn't care. I had work in just over an hour. Time to go. Gave my dick a clean and said my goodbyes. Upon leaving she talked about how the young seem to wear jeans that are too tight. The kind of conversation my Mum used to make with me ten years ago... (get with the times woman! They are wearing loose fit and ankle swingers now!). I trudged back and got myself a Costa coffee from their template British high street that runs through the railway bridge. This was the most satisfying part other than the midway point of her blow job when I felt an inkling of orgasm but stupidly witheld under the thought that i would delay for sex. A murmur of non entity looking people were going about their daily and as I took a sip of my average coffee, which I enjoyed immensely because I knew how a Costa coffee would taste, I thought about how I will never ever come back again.


Debasing an experience to a kind of traffic light subjectivity of positive neutral negative is on occasion redundant when taking in all the factors of a negative punt with a positive woman offering a neutral to positive experience from her negative appearance. Alas, a neutral for me. I mainly do negative if the WG has a bad attitude or something goes metaphorically tits up. She scrapes a neutral based on this factor, but in truth it's a negative neutral.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2018, 11:21:58 am by sexistentialist »

Offline Hobbit

She's been on my hot list for a while now, mainly because her tits look amazing in the pictures but I was always dubious about how old the pictures were or whether they were real or not. I guess my intuition was right. You just saved me some money as I won't be seeing her now.

Thanks.  :hi:

Offline sexistentialist

good for you. I feel like this was a bit of a TOFTT. You also save a long journey.

Offline Fuzzyduck

I rarely bother with the longer reviews (generally blow-by-blow self congratulatory accounts where I'm sure the author is having a wank at the same time) but I was compelled to read this. What a grey experience. I almost wished rain on you and wet feet on your walk back to the high street to really help you have a long hard think about this hobby of ours.
Some fantasies are better off staying that way. Better luck next time.

Sir Lancealot

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Thanks for the very helpful review although sorry it was one of those punts which makes you wonder why you bother. I had been tempted to pay a visit after the last review as I sometimes quite like punts with a MILF types. I'll save my punting funds for something that will hopefully be a bit more memorable.

Offline sexistentialist

..but I was compelled to read this. What a grey experience. I almost wished rain on you and wet feet on your walk back to the high street to really help you have a long hard think about this hobby of ours.

ha, yes well it was worse knowing that I'd specifically woken up even earlier than I usually would for work, prior to a midday start. But it doesn't compare to the time I had an awful experience with a WG and missed the last train, resulting in a 3 hour journey home. It's amazing how the dick can take over the brain sometimes. These days I am more controlled, but still occasionally get caught out as his experience proves. This hobby is not healthy.

Offline Fully Sated

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