Megan Deluxe - Central Birmingham - Massive decline in Service!

[Cryton123]

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I'm basing this on two visits to Megan, one just before Christmas & one early January (I'm still catching up with reviews) So it's a bit of a long one but thought its best to do it this way to show how much they compared and how the service had declined!

Both visits -
Location- Central Birmingham hotel
Price - £130 60min incall
Communication - despite what others have said, I had no issues with comms with the agency
Looks - absolutely gorgeous. Stunning figure, smooth skin & beautiful face 10/10

First visit was arranged easily and I when Megan opened the door I was blown away, fuck me she is FIT! I know we all have different tastes in appearances but for me, she has the perfect look. Size 8 body, nice tan, small pert tits, round booty and gorgeous face. She was also friendly and very easy to chat to. Once in the room I found her very submissive and almost shy, so I decided straight away that I'd have to take the lead. Started kissing her which was a bit disappointing because it was light FK only. Next I got her naked to go to town on that amazing body. She has perfect hygiene too so giving her oral was an absolute treat. Next was my turn and received fantastic OWO. Her technique is brilliant, definitely one of the best I've received and I came close to cumming so had to stop her. On with the condom and various positions before I popped. So a decent start although there was very little enthusiasm during the sex, she kind of lets you get on with it! After a 10min rest I got round two underway and more of the same.   
60mins up, I got dressed while we had a nice chat and was on my way after a peck on the lips on the way out. Overall, a Positive but there wasn't quite as much enthusiasm or involvement as I'd hoped for. She is definitely the girl in the pics but the service and effort didn't quite live up to the promises made in her profile.

2nd Visit - having had a reasonable punt the first time I hoped seeing Megan again would be an improvement as she now knew me and we'd got in quite well the first time round. Oh how wrong I was!

I found Megan's effort and overall service a massive disappointment the second time round and she appeared jaded and uninterested. The kissing had gone from LFK to lips closed and plenty of head turning making it obvious this was something she no longer does/enjoys. Although the OWO technique was still brilliant and this time we moved into 69, and again perfect hygiene.
Onto sex and once I'd popped, we had a break and I started making it obvious I was keen on round two but Megan was having none of it.  She kept talking, getting up from the bed and basically using every distraction technique in the book to put me off round two.  At this point we had about 15mins left and i decided to given up perusing it because it was obvious she was not interested at all. And the final nail in the coffin (which pissed me off to be honest) was once I was dressed and ready to go, she was just sat on the end of the bed with her legs crossed playing on her phone. I paused to wait for her to see me to the door, or at least say goodbye and she just looked up at me as if to say 'wtf are you waiting for?!' With that I walked out feeling hard done by.
So to sum up the second visit, she's still stunning with perfect hygiene and still has a great OWO technique. But the attitude and level of service was no where near the level expected for a £130 punt.

So after much thought I've given this a solid NEUTRAL. One meet was a positive and the other was a neutral bordering on negative. In my opinion she's escorting purely for the money and gets no enjoyment from it. And she's now realised she can go through the motions and still get paid the same.

[Littlefoot]

1st visit sounds like neutral and 2nd visit sounds like negative to me. But your punt and your rating! But thanks for the review, it's enough to put me off!

[Ming]

 And she's now realised she can go through the motions and still get paid the same.

Thanks for the review, though, like LF I think the first meet sounds like a neutral and the second a BIG negative, I also think you should have done 2 reviews so that it reflects the decline in service, this would show up better on the review count done this way.

With regard to your final statement, actually, No, she can't, these poor performance reviews are now stacking up, if I were to read them when contemplating whether to see her it would put me off, so her lacklustre service is going to put off many methinks.

Ming 

[Littlefoot]

I also think you should have done 2 reviews so that it reflects the decline in service, this would show up better on the review count done this way.


Ming 

Good point, I'm not sure it's within the rules anyhow?

Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider). Massage-only reviews without any sexual services are permitted, but ideally should make it clear in the topic title. Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome or more booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply.

[Ming]

Good point LF, I thought that was the case just didn't have time to read through the rules.

OP, I think you should copy and paste the second part of your review into a new review and rate according to your wishes.

Ming 

[Prince of Punts]

Thanks for the review! I was going to see her tomorrow since she is going to have an early start (10am) but looking at these recent reviews, there's clearly a pattern of her not caring anymore. Going to completely avoid unless this changes.

[trivago]

Thanks for the review! I was going to see her tomorrow since she is going to have an early start (10am) but looking at these recent reviews, there's clearly a pattern of her not caring anymore. Going to completely avoid unless this changes.

Can't see her attitude changing in the next 16hrs...
I'd stick with the "completely avoid" unless you think after she's had a good night's sleep she'll be on top form..

[The Owl]

Megan Deluxe is known for having a shitty attitude if you've been on UKE. She might be able to fake it for so long to generate some good UKP reviews but I always suspected she'd eventually show her true colours. That second punt would have put her on my blacklist if she didn't already reside there. Some women escort because of the fast money but they don't have the character and personality to do the job, this escort is one of them.

[Littlefoot]

Megan Deluxe is known for having a shitty attitude if you've been on UKE. She might be able to fake it for so long to generate some good UKP reviews but I always suspected she'd eventually show her true colours. That second punt would have put her on my blacklist if she didn't already reside there. Some women escort because of the fast money but they don't have the character and personality to do the job, this escort is one of them.

So if she gets a sniff that there maybe a UKP review in the offing she can put on a bit of a show! But if she makes a self assessment of you upon arrival, and considers you not a credible potential reviewer, she will put on a half arsed performance! I have zero interest in girls that do this kind of thing. WGS should treat every punter that walks through her door as a potential reviewer, they can't go wrong then. 

[trivago]

I don't think it's that...
She's had a few busy months, good reviews and so thinks she can perform now with little enthusiasm and her PHAT arse and good looks will suffice.  How fucking wrong they can be..
Saying that, you'll always get some fluffy twat throwing good money after bad and still leave a " oh, she was wonderful" review.

[Littlefoot]

She may have the looks, that is totally pointless if you're going to get the same experience as the op. No point in having a Rolls Royce with no engine in. Id rather have an old reliable, battered mini, with dodgy bodywork that's been around the clock a few times personally! 

[The Owl]

So if she gets a sniff that there maybe a UKP review in the offing she can put on a bit of a show! But if she makes a self assessment of you upon arrival, and considers you not a credible potential reviewer, she will put on a half arsed performance! I have zero interest in girls that do this kind of thing. WGS should treat every punter that walks through her door as a potential reviewer, they can't go wrong then. 

I have no idea if the positive reviews on UKP have come about because punters have influenced her work effort through mentioning reviews. I just suspect from her attitude on UKE when she wasn't getting a fluffy reception that she's an escort getting by on her body and looks rather than her mental ability to offer a top quality service to everyone.

[Pablo02]

My experience was similar to the original op
First meet was good second was crap
Think she’s become reliant on her regulars so doesn’t care if she gives the odd few crap service.

[bearcat69]

Reads like an experience that overall deserves a negative IMO.
All the reviews I've read for this prossie are just decidedly unimpressive to me.
I get it, she's fit, and I'm not against just enjoying a P&D on that level, but her attitude just sounds atrocious.
Meh, your review, your rating though I suppose. But, I think I'd have to just be really stuck for options to go and punt this prossie after reading her reviews.

[bearcat69]

My experience was similar to the original op
First meet was good second was crap
Think she’s become reliant on her regulars so doesn’t care if she gives the odd few crap service.

Interesting post Pablo.
Just makes me think, although I'm not really the type of punter to have 'regulars' as such, there's so many WGs so I've seen a couple of times who I could and would have seen more if the attitude was better.
Seems to me that today's flash in the pan, can very quickly become tomorrows old news in this game. Having new potential regular punters should be something she should seize IMO not be apathetic towards. It shows a very poor attitude IMO, and punters ain't quite as stupid as she probably thinks they are, eventually prossies with poor attitudes like this get forgotten about and punters just take their money elsewhere. You see it happen all time, and looks and youth are not things that give immunity to it happening.
Don't get me wrong, it'd be great if she could turn that attitude around, but something tells me that is unlikely to happen.

[Wood2017]

Up to £150 per hour incalls now 

Considering this is the latest review it's a bold call to inrease prices.

[vw]

My experience was similar to the original op
First meet was good second was crap
Think she’s become reliant on her regulars so doesn’t care if she gives the odd few crap service.

Its sad other punters enable these things, any prossie with a hint off a fan club gets binned by me these days.

I have no idea if the positive reviews on UKP have come about because punters have influenced her work effort through mentioning reviews.

Hype generated by her biggest now gone tout HARPOON