Author Topic: Emelia (South Hetton)  (Read 958 times)


1 review(s) for EMELIAH (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Xtron84

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Visited Emelia in south Hetton (although AW states haswell)

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I’m going to try and keep this on track as to what’s the review should state,

Initial contact was ok, (that’s good bit)

Property was scruffy and dire, had a whiff of poverty in the air!
Bedroom again scruffy, holes in bed from drug use / cigarettes , sheets slightly stained from not been washed.

Should really have left as now I’m so not interested and actually feeling itchy!

Emelia as it turns out is not attractive and has zero personality that I could comprehend with!
I actually felt like I was an inconvenience to her.

I’m wanting out of here now so I put Johnny on and start smashing and getting £60 worth!

Blast off achieved (after 2-3 mins) quickly to get out! As it ain’t my cup of tea

On climbing off said person the smelly fanny that I’ve since realised has been noted in another review was quite adamant! It brought a tear to my eye and also a reflux to my throat!

In hindsight I should have ordered a takeaway, had a wank and walked my dog that night!


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Visited Emelia in south Hetton (although AW states haswell)

I’m going to try and keep this on track as to what’s the review should state,

Initial contact was ok, (that’s good bit)

Property was scruffy and dire, had a whiff of poverty in the air!
Bedroom again scruffy, holes in bed from drug use / cigarettes , sheets slightly stained from not been washed.

Should really have left as now I’m so not interested and actually feeling itchy!

Emelia as it turns out is not attractive and has zero personality that I could comprehend with!
I actually felt like I was an inconvenience to her.

I’m wanting out of here now so I put Johnny on and start smashing and getting £60 worth!

Blast off achieved (after 2-3 mins) quickly to get out! As it ain’t my cup of tea

On climbing off said person the smelly fanny that I’ve since realised has been noted in another review was quite adamant! It brought a tear to my eye and also a reflux to my throat!

In hindsight I should have ordered a takeaway, had a wank and walked my dog that night!

Can't offer you any sympathy, as you said yourself you should have walked if the place was as bad as you say.



Xtron84

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Beginners experience !

This is my second only punt so I’m still wet behind ears

SJL1892

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Damn...that’s one shit punt. The only positive to come from it is you may have learned when it’s best to walk.