Comms:
I phoned for a booking as I was in the area and was told she had an appointment in 10 mins so I’d have to wait about an hour. She asked how long I wanted - This was obviously to find out if my booking was for longer than the existing one so she could bump the other guy - and I said 30 mins but not to worry I’d book another day.
1 minute later a get a call from her. I ignored it as I was in the middle of browsing AW on my phone finding an alternative. I then get another call so answer it and she said the other guys going to be late so I can come now. I said no I’m fine I’ll come another day and hung up. I then received 3 or 4 texts telling me I can come now so to end the messages I stupidly said yes. Her desperation should have rung alarm bells but I was sitting there with a stonk on and my other brain was engaged. Booked 30 mins for £50.
I hope the guy she delayed didn’t go through with his booking in the end....
Appearance:
Declared age (42) probably about 50. Tidy body for her age and firm arse but she has weird shaped tits. It’s as if she’s had a lift but it’s been done on the cheap. She was also wearing a ridiculous blonde version of an Amy Winehouse styled hair wig.
Location:
Back street off the High Street in Chatham. I’ve worked around the Medway area for nearly 5 years but still struggle to navigate around most of roads and always rely on the sat nav. If you really must see her then firstly, don’t attempt to drive up to her road - I made this mistake then took around 5 minutes to turn the car around in a road with the width of a single car. Instead, park on the main road or there maybe a car park around there as it’s near the town centre. The parking at the start of the road is permit only 24/7 so don’t park there either. The main road is permit or pay and display.
Her road only has around 25 houses on it yet the first house number is one and she is 360 something. Extremely confusing, even with her detailed text.
The meet:
She’s got a horrible winey voice which irritated me the moment she opened her mouth. I was then led through to a room in the flat (shared flat setup for 3 working girls from what I could make out but no one else in - the doors were open) complete with massage table and bed in each room.
Oral (without) was terrible. She got the tip in and started swirling a fisherman’s friend she still had in her mouth around my helmet. Done nothing for me except made my knob feel cold.
Gave up on the oral and suggested she grab a condom. She then rocked back and forth while making the most ridiculous impression she was enjoying it. Tried reaching for her tits but she threw my hands off and said no put them on my bum. About 5 minutes into this and I sighed thinking we need a change of position and she then let out a fake orgasm and asked if I’d cum. I said I certainly hadn’t but suggested maybe she should try reverse cowgirl. She then laid down on her back and said no and I had to get on top of her as she was tired. I thought I was the one paying? I decided to just go along with it so hopped on top and rammed her until I filled the bag. She then told me how amazing I was and it was great to see me again despite never seeing her before, and not being amazing.
Summary:
She may be Portuguese (doubtful) but she’s got the attitude of a Romanian, the hair of Amy Winehouse, and loves a fisherman’s friend. Avoid.
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