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Author Topic: _Sexy Sonia_  (Read 3621 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1753760) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


I'd been scrolling through Haringey's finest £50 for half an hour selection. This arse kept coming up and I thought, fuckit, I need to go have a look. Now this could possibly be her arse in the picture, but they didn't get it on the first attempt.

Just down the road from Tottenham Tesco, easy to find. Get buzzed in, go up the dirty stairs and some other heft woman leads me into the room. If this is her I'm bailing, luckily its one of the other ones in her little group. 27 year old Sonia comes in, God must hate her.  She is by far the oldest looking 27 year old I've seen. And I've been to war torn countries. In fact her face looks like she'd survived some sever torture. Fuck me she is ugly. Nevermind the kissing that was advertised. Thing is she's quite friendly so I decide to give it a go.

She decides to lie down naked on her back with her eyes closed. Sorry but you're not about to be raped, this is supposed to be fun. I basically lay down next to her and told her to start sucking. Now she is doing this very well. She decides I'm hard enough and asks what position. Doggy, I'm not looking at that face. Now here comes the real negative. Her arsehole stinks. Not really bad, but just enough to annoy me. So I find myself looking at the thing while I'm banging her. Morbid fascination, I want to know why it stinks.  Can't find it, and just kept on banging. I soon realise I can't feel a bloody thing. I'm still hard but no sensitivity in my dick. She's put a really tight condom on me, and my cock has turned into a bullet.

I suggest she sucks me off for the finish, cim is apparently £20 extra. No thanks, I'll warn you. 20 minutes later I'm back out the door. Obviously I could have done better.  Another shit Polish girl makes the list. I've yet to have a good one. Still got that smell in my nostrils.

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1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline akauya

Shame you had a crap punt flemstone but brilliant review - laughing  my head off here :D :D

She's not getting into my hot list then :)

Crap but by far not the worst.  Writing the review made me feel better.

Offline Daffodil

Yes, excellent review. Enjoyed reading it. Shame about the experience though.

Offline PuntingPete

OMFG! What the fuck were you thinking???  :dash:

It made me laugh though  :drinks:

Thanks guys. I decided to spend the £2 for a PG picture. Just to see if I'm being a bit harsh about the state of her face, here it is.

« Last Edit: October 31, 2013, 05:23:41 PM by Flemstone »

Online James999

Sonia comes in, God must hate her.  She is by far the oldest looking 27 year old I've seen. And I've been to war torn countries. In fact her face looks like she'd survived some sever torture. Fuck me she is ugly. Nevermind the kissing that was advertised. Thing is she's quite friendly so I decide to give it a go.

She decides to lie down naked on her back with her eyes closed. Sorry but you're not about to be raped, this is supposed to be fun.

 :D

Offline Tailpipe

There is no hope for us 27 my arse  :scare:

She's been out of prison for 27 years.

Offline Tailpipe

She's been out of prison for 27 years.


Its was a great review funny . We have all had those punts I love it on the phone when they do not ask how long your want.

Then if its a munter you only have to put up with it for 15 mins Max and does not cost a lot.  :yahoo:

Anyway you got the dirty water off your chest.  :D :D

Available immediately and she didn't ask how long I wanted. Mingers make the best reviews.

Thanks guys. I decided to spend the £2 for a PG picture. Just to see if I'm being a bit harsh about the state of her face, here it is.



I think you fucked Sexy Sonia's MUM  :sarcastic:

Perhaps you should have spent the £2 on the pg BEFORE the punt - just sayin  :music:

If I'd seen her face I wouldn't have gone. Sonia is dead, her mother ate her.

password02

Great review and glad you have still got a smile on your face - very funny - IMO more like in between 37-47

If her arsehole didn't stink, and she'd let me come in her mouth, it would have been a positive. The place has a door right next to a Afro/Caribbean hairdressers.  Actually the door number she gave me was for the salon. So there I am on my mobile phoning, and can see half a dozen black woman looking at me. They know...

Offline Tailpipe

If her arsehole didn't stink, and she'd let me come in her mouth, it would have been a positive. The place has a door right next to a Afro/Caribbean hairdressers.  Actually the door number she gave me was for the salon. So there I am on my mobile phoning, and can see half a dozen black woman looking at me. They know...

How do you know her ass stink , you did not go on rim  :crazy: Come on you can tell TP  :cool:

OK so she was on her knees, I was giving it to her doggy. Her arsehole was winking as I was giving her deep strokes. I think the friction caused by this, caused the smell to rise. My nose wasn't far from this. Thing is it didn't smell like shit. Probably just an old arsehole that's been fucked to pieces.

Offline Tailpipe

OK so she was on her knees, I was giving it to her doggy. Her arsehole was winking as I was giving her deep strokes. I think the friction caused by this, caused the smell to rise. My nose wasn't far from this. Thing is it didn't smell like shit. Probably just an old arsehole that's been fucked to pieces.

You need help man , love it  :drinks:

Just living the dream.  Life after marriage, back to my usual self.

Offline CatBBW

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Thanks guys. I decided to spend the £2 for a PG picture. Just to see if I'm being a bit harsh about the state of her face, here it is.



She's about 40, she looks like someone I used to go to school with.

Offline vt

She's 28 now...I guess that's more realistic...not!!  :wackogirl:

Her profile pic has changed to an arse pic...just so you could have another sniff Flemstone!!  :cool:

password02


The profile picture has always been an arse pic. That's why I went there in the first place. I seriously doubt that she learned to read in prison.

Offline leekang

Funny review! But i d rather wank myself than fuk her. She looked like she could be 47 -57 years of age. I guess she did not have bath or clean herself for at least 1 day. Thats disgusting!!!

I can't quite describe the smell. It might have been stale lube or something. Kind of a chemical smell to it. It could also be signs of a poor diet. If you eat your kids your shit will smell different.




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