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Offline Marmalade

I also have a very oddly shapped chest. My ribs go inwards creating a gap in the middle. (pectus excavatum.)
Kinky bastard  :D
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Would anyone say anything or would it spoil the fun? Im very self-concious of it!
I think that is highly unlikely in the extreme. If in doubt, mention it to Emma (the host) when you phone to book and I am sure she will be able to reassure you. Things like being clean and scrubbed, having fresh breath, being polite, are all more important. You could have one leg and a foot-long nose and still get the kindest and most enthusiastic service at LMP I think.
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Also how do you negotiate from girl to girl. Do you get waved over, or do you have to just stand around them and wait for them to do something?
Just with a modicum of sensitivity. It's not like a queuing system. The girls are very pro-active. If you find yourself without one, just approach gently. Even if she is busy she will probably have a spare hole or hand to offer you. It is an orgy situation, so just politeness and consideration is sufficient.
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Thank you
You are very welcome. I hpe you enjoy yourself at LMP.

Offline varun_9t

Are there any other report on LMP on this forum apart from this one? :)

Just stumbled across this thread - seems too good to be true.  :wacko:

Very tempted though having never been in an orgy situation I'm a tad hesitant......  :rolleyes: :)

Perhaps curiosity will get the better of me.  :D

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Offline Secondskin69

Sounds like a gang bang. lol

Where abouts in London are these parties held?

I'm itchy I wish you would come and scratch me.
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Offline vt

Where abouts in London are these parties held?

I'm itchy I wish you would come and scratch me.

5 mins walk from Lancaster Gate tube.

Offline manoir

I also have a very oddly shapped chest. My ribs go inwards creating a gap in the middle. (pectus excavatum.)

Would anyone say anything or would it spoil the fun? Im very self-concious of it!

Also how do you negotiate from girl to girl. Do you get waved over, or do you have to just stand around them and wait for them to do something?

Thank you

No one will care about your chest.

Girl to girl happens pretty naturally. Sometimes you get waved over, sometimes a girl will come over and sit on your lap, pull you over. She might already be in action and then grab your hand/cock and pull you into the mix. The girls are very proactive and unless you want to rest, you are very unlikely to be without a girl for more than 2 minutes.

Offline manoir

Note to self - check to see if the thread has a second page, before replying...

Offline Secondskin69

Note to self - check to see if the thread has a second page, before replying...

 :lol:

Easily done.

TBH I am a bit worried about attending such a party not mainly because of other men, but I'm no oil painting and was worried that maybe the girls would 'accidentally' forget to, errr, service me. Mono et mono that isn't really an option for a SP, but at a party of upto 14 men...

But having read this thread I think I will have a £140 punt, next time down the smoke.
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Offline Secondskin69

I notice on the website pics section the girls are dressed in costumed themes. Is this a regular occurrence?
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Offline smiths

I notice on the website pics section the girls are dressed in costumed themes. Is this a regular occurrence?

They hold big 4 hour parties x2 a few times a year and they are themed with the WGs wearing different costumes.

Offline PuntingPete

Where abouts in London are these parties held?

I'm itchy I wish you would come and scratch me.

12 minute walk from Paddington Station (a brisk walk because it was pissing down)

I notice on the website pics section the girls are dressed in costumed themes. Is this a regular occurrence?

Well it didn't happen today, none of the girls had any clothes on at all. Just the way I like them  :lol:

these partys look really intresting
like another guy said like me im not exactly an oil painting myself
my body is ok but im not the best looking guy by a million miles  :cry:
im not botherd about being naked infront of other guys and dont care if my
penis isnt the biggest ( it aint) :D
but my main concern is the women looking at all us guys and when it comes
to the approaching from the women all the other guys will get attention from at least
1 of the girls and theres me left on my jack jones wondering why i did this :scare:

but im willing to take a chance, my check it out on monday

Offline vt

There's all shapes and sizes, colours and creeds there, so don't worry about that. The lighting is subdued and everyone is looking at the girls.

The girls are proactive at inviting you to join in the action, it usually means a few FFM 'spitroasts' at the start if the party is full, i.e. 14 guys and 7 girls. It's often less than that, my 2 recent parties had 10 & 11 guys with a couple of them either arriving late or leaving early, so it was pretty much 1-2-1s all the way and the occasional FFM until someone else came along to claim the spare girl, I did get 4 girls on me at the end. It's group sex so the action is quite fluid, everyone expects to share if it's busy. The MFMFM daisy chains are fun too.

Offline Secondskin69

There's all shapes and sizes, colours and creeds there, so don't worry about that. The lighting is subdued and everyone is looking at the girls.

The girls are proactive at inviting you to join in the action, it usually means a few FFM 'spitroasts' at the start if the party is full, i.e. 14 guys and 7 girls. It's often less than that, my 2 recent parties had 10 & 11 guys with a couple of them either arriving late or leaving early, so it was pretty much 1-2-1s all the way and the occasional FFM until someone else came along to claim the spare girl, I did get 4 girls on me at the end. It's group sex so the action is quite fluid, everyone expects to share if it's busy. The MFMFM daisy chains are fun too.

How the hell does a FFM spitroast happen!  :scare:
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Offline vt

How the hell does a FFM spitroast happen!  :scare:

Yeah, my eyes are watering at the thought too!!  :wacko:

Sorry, I meant MMF.

Offline Secondskin69

Yeah, my eyes are watering at the thought too!!  :wacko:

Sorry, I meant MMF.

The more I read about LMP the more I think mono-et-mono is thanks, but no-thanks.

I know a girl (girl! she's 40 but fit-as-fuck) who I punted. She was my best punt EVER, and she mentions she does "gentlemans parties". I think I will deffo try LMB and "her" gentlemans parties. Even when you're taking a break you've got 3D smell-athon porn going on it seems!
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Offline vt

GP is no longer, it ceased operations after a police raid last year, I believe...unless it reopened under another guise.

Offline smiths

The more I read about LMP the more I think mono-et-mono is thanks, but no-thanks.

I know a girl (girl! she's 40 but fit-as-fuck) who I punted. She was my best punt EVER, and she mentions she does "gentlemans parties". I think I will deffo try LMB and "her" gentlemans parties. Even when you're taking a break you've got 3D smell-athon porn going on it seems!

My advice to all punters interested in parties is try all the party providers till you find the one you like best.

Offline PuntingPete

My advice to all punters interested in parties is try all the party providers till you find the one you like best.

Has anybody found a party better than LMP? If they have I would like to try it.  :sarcastic:

Offline smiths

Has anybody found a party better than LMP? If they have I would like to try it.  :sarcastic:

I havent in London but i have found LAPC at the Paradise Spa in Dagenham on a Wednesday night at £60 for 3 hours to be ok and certainly good VFM at the price, shagged a few female swingers, a couple who were hot, although they are never guaranteed to turn-up. Apart from both being party providers there are few other similarities between the two.

In my case i went to LMP last, i had been hearing about it while at GP, Desire and LAPC from punters, when GP spun one too many lies one day and i walked out it was LMP i headed for, then followed at least 6 parties a week for a year and well over £30k spent, money very well spent. ;)

Offline Secondskin69

Has anybody found a party better than LMP? If they have I would like to try it.  :sarcastic:

I am seriously giving thought to packing booking punts or using a MP(never had) in favour of sex parties. I think a quality party, like LMP appears to be, when I get to try one, will be the future for me if all turns out well. I saw a local "swingers club" offer £40 sessions http://r3troclub.co.uk/v2/ but obviously not in the same league as LMP.
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Offline smiths

I am seriously giving thought to packing booking punts or using a MP(never had) in favour of sex parties. I think a quality party, like LMP appears to be, when I get to try one, will be the future for me if all turns out well. I saw a local "swingers club" offer £40 sessions http://r3troclub.co.uk/v2/ but obviously not in the same league as LMP.

Retro has been recommended to me by a few punters, not in my area though. Jerboa on here who is a trustworthy punter in my experience posted they were good if i recall correctly. The Private Club is also around that area or surrounds and been recommended to me, including by Steve2 on here who is a mate and honest guy.

Offline PuntingPete

I am seriously giving thought to packing booking punts or using a MP(never had) in favour of sex parties. I think a quality party, like LMP appears to be, when I get to try one, will be the future for me if all turns out well. I saw a local "swingers club" offer £40 sessions http://r3troclub.co.uk/v2/ but obviously not in the same league as LMP.

As you say not in the same league and the ratios are nowhere near the same, in my eyes most of the girls in the Private Club & R3tro club are verging on being a munter. And if you look at some of the movies filmed at these clubs they are like a cattle market.

On the one hand you have munters, seedy club, lots of punters and on the other fantastic girls, excellent private apartment and a ratio often as low as 1:1 r 2:1 at the worst.

Nothing wrong with going to the 2 clubs mentioned if that's your bag.
 

Offline tda666

I am really intrigued by this place too after reading all about it on here. It would definitely be pushing myself to another level as the only group stuff I have done is booking a few FFM threesomes. LMP seems incredible value for money and an experience that I would really like to try.
Thanks to all for the pieces that have been written on this thread, it has made good reading.
Just one question if anyone can advise? Are there generally quieter and busier days / times at LMP?




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