Having read the reviews on here, I decided to take a punt with Carolina.
Big mistake!
Comms were OK via initial phone call requesting a 1 hour booking and subsequent texts for postcode and exact location, which is one of the many new developments springing up around Colindale.
Carolina greeted me at the door, I'd say the pictures are reasonably accurate - it's definitely the same woman - but they don't show the "baby belly" which is quite pronounced, but all in all the milf type you'd expect. English is pretty minimal.
Shown into one of the bedrooms, and this is where it all went downhill!
Nothing of the promised GFE was provided.
Despite requesting an hour, I was informed that I could have 15 or 30 minutes, so I went for the 30 minute option at £50. I was then told to get undressed, no offer of a shower, no kissing and lie down on my front. After a few perfunctory strokes with a minimum amount of baby cream, I was told to turn over the mac was put on and she proceeded to a BJ, unfortunately Mr Happy had decided he'd had enough and wasn't coming out to play! Carolina made it clear that this was about all she was prepared to do in terms of arousal techniques, and just stood there waiting for me to put my clothes on and go which I did.
In case anyone is wondering why I didn't kick up a fuss, as I entered the flat I clearly heard a male voice coming from another room, so Sergei (or his Hungarian Cousin) was clearly nearby, and to be fair, Carolina obviously had a cold or something and may have been forced to work today.
I certainly won't be going back.
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