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Author Topic: Absolute Nightmare - What should I have done  (Read 13092 times)

Offline Jerboa

I once paid a girl at a Fkk €80 for a hour as I didn't have a fiver, I was gutted for about a nano second. :)

Offline NIK

I once paid a girl at a Fkk €80 for a hour as I didn't have a fiver, I was gutted for about a nano second. :)

Yes, it's amazing that what amount to somebody losing just ten quid had now run to four pages.

Offline Daffodil

Yes, it's amazing that what amount to somebody losing just ten quid had now run to four pages.

It's about the principles involved though, Nik. That's why we're at four pages.

Some seem to think if a punter doesn't take the exact money then he automatically loses the right to change, despite the fact that the prossie works cash in hand and clearly should have available.

Second, he got conned. She agreed that he could go get two tens and return for change and then reneged on this. I am amazed she hasn't come in for more criticism than she has. The sums of money involved are not hugely important.

Offline Daffodil

Some may well do. One of the major factors when choosing my working apartment... 20 second walk to the bank. Robbed once, never again. I bank after EVERY client and will only work post banking hours if my partner can meet me. My purse contains the exact change for milk and the apartment only has £1.80 in a pot as the car park is £0.60/£1.20 per half/hr and a client may not have change.

I work in £20's, but if presented with a £50 notes I would have an issue. I would expect any client to not only have the correct change on him, but not be carrying more if he has not met me in case I have a big bloke waiting to relieve him of his wallet.

If the OP was not a whiny shite I'd have some empathy if the lady worked in £10's, but I have none.

More than a whiff of bullshit to the post.

You'll need to pay tax on every penny that goes through the bank, therefore you're saying that you pay tax on EVERYTHING you 'earn'. I don't believe you, but understand why it's in your interests to say as much on an open forum  :hi:

If you work solely in multiples of twenty then you should never need to provide change, as the difference between the £50 note and the £20 is that one is a common denomination and the other is not. You would struggle to spend a £50 in most places  :hi:

Offline James999

More than a whiff of bullshit to the post.

Understatement of the day, so what if a punter pays her in £10 notes, does she say "Sorry I only take £20s", and th ebanking and only have £1.80 even a fucking street beggar has more cash than that  :sarcastic:

Offline wristjob


You'll need to pay tax on every penny that goes through the bank, therefore you're saying that you pay tax on EVERYTHING you 'earn'. I don't believe you, but understand why it's in your interests to say as much on an open forum  :hi:


Good point but - if it were me I'd probably create my own bank under some floorboards or something. Certainly I wouldn't be keen to go grab any money out while a client was there.

I can imagine wandering in to the bank and depositing £100 5x a day looks super suss as well as having to put on a lot more clothes than normal between punts.

Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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You'll need to pay tax on every penny that goes through the bank, therefore you're saying that you pay tax on EVERYTHING you 'earn'.

I can imagine wandering in to the bank and depositing £100 5x a day looks super suss as well as having to put on a lot more clothes than normal between punts.

I see the maximum of 2 clients a day, so it hardly is a big deal to pop to the bank, I could be a hairdresser for all the assistant knows. Prior to getting robbed I used to just wack it in my handbag, silly mare.

Tax? I hardly have a tax bill, due to paying for a VERY expensive working flat, gas, electric etc and pretty much claiming for everything from condoms, to bottled water, to stockings. It is a laughably small amount actually.

Offline sesalovdarlo

What a load of bollocks and sounds like written by a prossie.

Why would you assume she is attractive (most aren't) or that he wouldn't have a chance with her? Sounds like you don't think much of punters.

She stood to lose, at most, a tenner, a sum you go on to imply is neither here nor there. Not the whole fucking fee.

She is a 'service provider', she should be able to provide change.

If she did get scammed of a tenner, that you seem to think is no big deal (providing it is happening to the punter), she might think to have a tenner or two in change next time  :dash:

Nah ain't no prossie mate, I'm a punter (check my posts) with respect for women. Attractive or not you are not likely to be attractive to her outside of a punt. Your paying for sexual "service" something g a lot of ppl may struggle with if they did have the option to pay for it. And your crying about a tenner or the fact that the wg won't let u come back after the sesh with the money as there is a chance u may runaway.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2013, 01:51:44 PM by sesalovdarlo »

Online smiths

Yes, it's amazing that what amount to somebody losing just ten quid had now run to four pages.

Indeed, its obviously because its turned into a point about whether a WG should have change. As i posted earlier in the thread in my view the onus is on the punter to have the correct agreed money, a very simple thing to do of course. I never rely on a WG to have change or admit she does. I am a virtual stranger to her alone with her in her premises, for all she knows i am looking to rob her. :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

Nah ain't no prossie mate, I'm a punter (check my posts) with respect for women. Attractive or not you are not likely to be attractive to her outside of a punt. Your paying for sexual "service" something g a lot of ppl may struggle with if they did have the option to pay for it. And your crying about a tenner or the fact that the wg won't let u come back after the sesh with the money as there is a chance u may runaway.
Total bullshit. Many punters are married or in relationships and have no trouble "getting it". As Daffodil points out it is the principal. If someone in a shop, shortchanged you £10 would that be acceptable? Just because sex is involved that doesn't mean punters should have the piss taken out of them - unless they are into waterports, of course!

Offline cunnyhunt

Nah ain't no prossie mate, I'm a punter (check my posts)

That is conclusive proof then.

The most expensive pro$$ie I have been with was £159/hr, I gave her eight 20's but she didn't have any change.

I learnt from that and now always carry the exact fee  ;)

Offline potato

FFS some people complain about everything. She is not a shop, some don't even have the ability to put credit on their phone so why expect them to be able to give change as well. Next we will be expecting them to act as a bureau de change and do currency conversions or moan they don't take debit/credit cards and give nectar points.  You will be expecting them to suck your cock next - oh, hang on a minute, that's what the money's for....  :D

Seriously, a well known robbing scam is to tender more than the due amount so that the supplier of the goods will open their till, handbag, safe place and then get robbed as they reveal their stash.

If the OP was a genuine poster and new to punting then he has learnt his first valuable lesson, and it only cost him a tenner- this time........

Offline Daffodil

Nah ain't no prossie mate, I'm a punter (check my posts) with respect for women. Attractive or not you are not likely to be attractive to her outside of a punt. Your paying for sexual "service" something g a lot of ppl may struggle with if they did have the option to pay for it. And your crying about a tenner or the fact that the wg won't let u come back after the sesh with the money as there is a chance u may runaway.

I'm struggling to understand your txt spk.

You can't have it both ways. Either a tenner is insignificant, so there's no problem if the punter goes to get it after the punt (at risk to the prossie of losing the tenner), or it is a significant amount, in which case the op is right to be pissed off about it.

What are your thoughts on the fact that this prossie agreed for him to go get the change and then refused to honour her side of the deal, thus stealing £10? Are you going to defend that too?

Offline James999

Tax? I hardly have a tax bill, due to paying for a VERY expensive working flat, gas, electric etc and pretty much claiming for everything from condoms, to bottled water, to stockings. It is a laughably small amount actually.

Sounds like all that rimming you've talked about is having an effect, all the shit you are spouting  :vomit:

Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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All the shit you are spouting

Imitation is the greatest source of flattery they say.
Did I tell you that I love you James?

Offline James999

Doesn't mean much you seem to say that to a lot of punters  :hi:

Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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Doesn't mean much you seem to say that to a lot of punters  :hi:

No sweetie pie, that's what I say to the notes



















Oops...almost forgot... :hi:





Offline Jerboa

Total bullshit. Many punters are married or in relationships and have no trouble "getting it". As Daffodil points out it is the principal. If someone in a shop, shortchanged you £10 would that be acceptable? Just because sex is involved that doesn't mean punters should have the piss taken out of them - unless they are into waterports, of course!

Yes a hooker shouldn't short change a punter, but It happens all the time, "oh sorry baby I have no change" that's page one of how to extract extra cash from a punter book, as Smiths says the onus Is on the punter to bring the correct change, then BS like this wont occur. Walk Into any shop or petrol station and most will give change.

Offline broksonic

More than a whiff of bullshit to the post.

You'll need to pay tax on every penny that goes through the bank, therefore you're saying that you pay tax on EVERYTHING you 'earn'. I don't believe you, but understand why it's in your interests to say as much on an open forum  :hi:

If you work solely in multiples of twenty then you should never need to provide change, as the difference between the £50 note and the £20 is that one is a common denomination and the other is not. You would struggle to spend a £50 in most places  :hi:


I doubt very much that any Escort pays taxes
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Offline Daffodil


I doubt very much that any Escort pays taxes

And you'd be right. And one that pays tax on every penny she 'earns'? Nothing but fairytale.

Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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I doubt very much that any Escort pays taxes

I suspect the percentage is very low. However if Escort also works in an industry where she would be no longer be able to work if found guilty of tax evasion, she may well do.

Bailing now, as this subject is always circular and is not relevant to the OP's whining about a tenner. 

Offline Daffodil

I suspect the percentage is very low. However if Escort also works in an industry where she would be no longer be able to work if found guilty of tax evasion, she may well do.

Bailing now, as this subject is always circular and is not relevant to the OP's whining about a tenner.

Because you've been shown to be talking out of your arse more like  :rolleyes:

Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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Because you've been shown to be talking out of your arse more like  :rolleyes:

I am quite aware that a fair few prossies are lying, conning, filthy, baby wiping skanks, that work out of flea infested pits to see clients they hate so that they can purchase shite from Primark in cash that will never see a bank. Therefore, I would expect you to think the same of me. That is your prerogative(and frankly logical) and I just do not feel the need to attempt to prove otherwise as it is futile. In fact I am quite happy for anyone to think I must be all of those things as my days in this industry are nearly over.

Offline Stapler

Theft is theft and thieves belong behind bars. Pure and simple!  :hi:
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