Sarah Massage Bracknell

[Zimbaman]

Just how many reviews do there have to be before anyone believes!

Just one. Just one single review that is honest and accurate. If discrepancies are noted you can expect the review to be questioned. If a brand new ‘reviewer’ comes charging in to defend a ladies honour I’m sure you’ve seen the reaction before now.

[paulj]

So if I travel 80 miles to see her and my review chimes with one of the existing ones it isn’t to be believed. Is that what you are saying?

[Zimbaman]

So if I travel 80 miles to see her and my review chimes with one of the existing ones it isn’t to be believed. Is that what you are saying?

Will you stick to the facts and not write fluffy bollocks?

[paulj]

Yes
Without a doubt!
Paul

[Zimbaman]

Yes
Without a doubt!
Paul

Knock yourself out! Have a nice gallop. I mean trip 

[Chris60]

Just caught up with all of this since I last logged in 

Some sad fucks on here my lord. Yes I made an account as Sarah and posted that review  It's all I've ever wanted to do is pretend to be an escort on UKP 

I appreciate you probably do get this from time to time but my review was completely legit and in all honesty I thought I was doing the community a favour by posting my review so others could enjoy potentially what I got. Next time I find a decent one I'll post a review and say nothing happened at all, infact all we did was talk then maybe I'll be believed 

[contentguy]

Just caught up with all of this since I last logged in 

Some sad fucks on here my lord. Yes I made an account as Sarah and posted that review  It's all I've ever wanted to do is pretend to be an escort on UKP 

I appreciate you probably do get this from time to time but my review was completely legit and in all honesty I thought I was doing the community a favour by posting my review so others could enjoy potentially what I got. Next time I find a decent one I'll post a review and say nothing happened at all, infact all we did was talk then maybe I'll be believed 

What you experienced in terms of over delivering services is rare.  Couple that with the OP being, shall we say evasive, about the lady’s looks and his abusive and retarded nature generally, didn’t add weight to your account.  As I mentioned in my PM to you, her pics don’t tally with his description.

If you’re legit, you're welcome here!
This place has saved me hundreds and I hope I’ve helped others save similar.

Your contribution was relatively balanced, but most here will consider a first post providing a review in a thread which questions an account of a meet, as suspicious.  It doesn’t mean that you’re not legit, but experience suggests a first time positive post is more likely to be from or on behalf of a SP than a punter.

In a similar vein, see the other first time contributor ‘pippunting’ posting a review above. 
Do you believe it’s genuine?

This SP, appears genuine in the sense that she has social media presence and has been posting ads for 5 years.  But I can’t judge her service by 3 reviews, 1 by a twat of 2nd order (I suspect VM73 doesn’t come first at anything!) and 2 from first time contributions.

What do you think?  If you think pippunting is genuine, you won’t understand why your post was met with scepticism.

Zimbaman puts it better than I do.

Guy

[Silver Birch]

FWIW I'm gonna pay this lady a visit because this thread has got me curious! 

[Bods]

Same as, I'm booked in to see her soon after reading all these comments. She must be seeing a pick up in business!  I will post afterwards, I'm looking forward to it! 

[pippunting]

Lol

I don't think some people will ever be convinced, or maybe they have spent too much time "stalking" and not visiting Lol. But they can always go along themselves. Maybe we have just been lucky or is it our charm newbies ? Regrettably I would like to say it is, but she just likes it and admits it ! Yes she is married she states but he does not seem to mind again she states.

The first review was so accurate she seems to have a method she uses, as you would I guess. Has a bit of metal through her left nipple, if your into that and possibly somewhere else but didn't go down to look closely.

Looking forward to someone elses review. Lets hope its not a newbie !

I think she is going to be very busy !!! But I doubt she will mind.

Oh apparently someone told her about UK punting last week and she read it and said it made her laugh. I thought she might be annoyed, but no she said "it was pretty accurate".

Again I doubt this will be believed.

Thanks "Sarah"  (not really)

[mh]

...or maybe they have spent too much time "stalking" and not visiting Lol

pippunting
Posts: 2
Reviews: 0

 

Oh apparently someone told her about UK punting last week and she read it and said it made her laugh. I thought she might be annoyed, but no she said "it was pretty accurate".

This almost implies you've seen her twice in the last week. Or that you told her about UKP when you met this week and she read it while you were there but you feel unable to be honest about it now. Or that you're Sarah of course (only joking) (not really joking that much).

[pippunting]

No just the once. I never mentioned the site at all, she brought it up. So someone on this site knows who it was, but who cares. Just didn't feel the need to add much detail as it was all there from the very first review. I am going to leave it for others to do a review on this one as its going to take a few to get through to the few. Unless they go themselves which it seems they are not keen to do.

If you have a question I would be happy to answer it truthfully but not going to go down the line of what happened earlier on the thread, as its all supposed to be friendly.

No point if people just dismiss without any experience themselves.

[James999]

In summary, a fat woman approaching 60 

No surprise that she avoids the camera 

[mh]

I never mentioned the site at all, she brought it up.

Well forgive me for not believing this.

[Veritas]

Just how many reviews do there have to be before anyone believes!

It isn’t about the number of posts or reviews.  Nor is it the case that newer posters are automatically set upon as someone suggested earlier.  If you post useful stuff and don’t come over as a tout or fluffy then people will listen, thank you for the input then decide for themselves if they want to visit someone.  Simple.

But if you can tick stuff of from this list;

if you’ve been a lurker for years without contributing
repeatedly post asking for info without contributing
Consistently post only about the same lady/group
Offer mini-reviews by pitching in with “well, when I saw her...” but never actually offer a full review
Get carried away with the fluff

Then yes, don’t be too surprised if you get an earful.  Before anyone posts a word on here they’d have had a look around.  Anyone posting knows the score and only have themselves to blame if they can’t grasp those basics.

[pippunting]

I wasn't going to mention it, and intentionally did not  as I had the feeling what response there would be. However with all the new customers it wont be long. Get those hankies ready to wipe the egg off your faces boys or you can try the humble pie, but I expect you are used to that.

As there was a sort of question/assumption I will put you straight.

No not 60, late 40's, but never asked. Slim legs, bit of a tummy but not flabby just protruds a little, big boobs. Pleasant to speak to in fact very chatty. My guess is a bit of a swinger in the past and possibly now, although she hardly needs to now lol.

[James999]

No not 60,

Well contentguy saw her and said she was fat and approaching 60, are you saying he's lying, and what motivation would he have to do so 

cuddly rather than slim.
She’s mid 50s

[pippunting]

This get more foolish

I don't think Contentguy has seen her there are only three that have and they are broadly speaking similar in there experience and views.

When we get more supporting the description we will know.

I fully stand by late 40's, slightly protruding tummy not flabby, big boobs which are real and not too soft. She is a mature lady. I'm not going to be unpleasant, like many ladies she is past her Beauty Pagent days but she has something that will appeal to many. The lads that have been, have had nothing bad to say. Older ladies are not for everyone. Clearly experienced. No way is she 60.

She is a little too open, which is very unusual. I believe her to be this age from my own eyes and a personal conversation regarding other aspects of her life.

Get down there and have look yourself.

[paulj]

If indeed she is reading this she must be having a really good laugh. I reckon the cynics in particular have kept the thread going and raised her profile. She will be laughing all the way to the bank.
Well done chaps!
Paul

[pippunting]

I cant agree more with Paulj. And I can promise you she has seen it. So there must be at least another who has been to see her as the timing shows it wouldn't be the first two that visited and mentioned UKP I'm not telling lies Lol.

But it did not phase her at all.

She will be a tired lady !!

[Veritas]

Sorry, Pip, all starting to sound like a sales pitch now with the “get yourselves down there and give her a try” type stuff.  Tried to very gently suggest why new posters might not have credibility above but so far the more you speak the less I’m listening. 

I’m glad you had fun.  Now might be a good time to move on, post some reviews, discuss other SPs you’ve seen etc.

[James999]

She will be a tired lady !!

Her weight and advancing years are probably main factors in that 

[pippunting]

Hi Veritas

Not sure your logic on that one

Not sure if it was a sales pitch I would describe "I fully stand by late 40's, slightly protruding tummy not flabby, big boobs which are real and not too soft. She is a mature lady and the bit about the Beauty competition ! Simply the truth as I see it.

But yes getting a bit bored of doubters not reading the thread saying "mid 60's and why would he lie" as above and they haven't noticed he has never been to see her, you have to laugh. Its a bit like asking the lads that have been why would they lie.....

Anyway last for me until someone else has something meaningful to add other than the doubters....

It will be humble pie all round. You wonder if its the same doubters on many threads ?

I'm going to ask for my cut from sarah of her new found profits, if she has the strength to pick up the phone. Do you want your share Paulj. oh and Chris60 ?

[James999]

I don't think Contentguy has seen her .

So, he's been here since 2015 with numerous input and you arrive four days ago and we're all supposed to believe you and assume he's lying, but why would he lie, he's not made any outrageous claims or claimed he shagged Kate Middleton, he's saying he met this fat old woman, again why would he lie 

[mh]

If cynics never posted questioning claims in case it raised a WG's profile on here then we would have all sorts of shit posted without question or query.

It remains the case that 2 posters on this thread have only ever posted on UKP on this thread. One of them seemingly joining UKP specifically to post on this thread, in a very positive light and even admitting discussing the site with the WG - at her instigation apparently.

Make of all this what you will.
 

[Zimbaman]

Hi Veritas

Not sure your logic on that one

Not sure if it was a sales pitch I would describe "I fully stand by late 40's, slightly protruding tummy not flabby, big boobs which are real and not too soft. She is a mature lady and the bit about the Beauty competition ! Simply the truth as I see it.

But yes getting a bit bored of doubters not reading the thread saying "mid 60's and why would he lie" as above and they haven't noticed he has never been to see her, you have to laugh. Its a bit like asking the lads that have been why would they lie.....

Anyway last for me until someone else has something meaningful to add other than the doubters....

It will be humble pie all round. You wonder if its the same doubters on many threads ?

I'm going to ask for my cut from sarah of her new found profits, if she has the strength to pick up the phone. Do you want your share Paulj. oh and Chris60 ?

You really aren’t doing yourself any favours here. Why did you join this site? You joined then immediately posted about Sarah. If you’re not her, did she ask you to contribute to it?

[mh]

Get down there and have look yourself.

Get those hankies ready to wipe the egg off your faces boys or you can try the humble pie, but I expect you are used to that.

She will be a tired lady !!

It will be humble pie all round. You wonder if its the same doubters on many threads ?

So much charging around in one day! Your horse needs some feed, he'll be getting tired.

[James999]

Pippunting is either Sarah herself or her Pimp 

[pippunting]

Sorry lads

I will leave you to read the Thread thoroughly

Contentguy is not telling untruths he has seemingly never been to see her, and seemingly not saying  he has. He just made a comment it seems about her age etc and the next chap took it he had been to seen her as his description did not match the description from the three that have been to see her; and now you are doing the same. I think you are missing the point.

Lets wait and see shall we it can only take a few days.

Another time thanks

[Zimbaman]

Sorry lads

I will leave you to read the Thread thoroughly

Contentguy is not telling untruths he has seemingly never been to see her, and seemingly not saying  he has. He just made a comment it seems about her age etc and the next chap took it he had been to seen her as his description did not match the description from the three that have been to see her; and now you are doing the same. I think you are missing the point.

Lets wait and see shall we it can only take a few days.

Another time thanks

No. Her social media presence clearly shows she is a mid 50s fatty. Simple as that. We don’t know how many have seen her. Op can’t be trusted - his info was misleading. Chris can’t be trusted. And you are either Sarah or her pimp. Ultimately this thread is a travesty. Perhaps there is some truth in the original review, but with the WGs knowledge of this site who’s to say it wasn’t requested? Who’s to say it wasn’t written by her husband? Same for Chris following right on behind.

[pippunting]

Lol

Zimbaman A conspiracy theorist in our midst. Did the Americans land on the moon ?

I have to go. I wont be adding anything else until someone else reviews if they now feel comfortable doing so. That's the real issue here.

[Zimbaman]

Lol

Zimbaman A conspiracy theorist in our midst. Did the Americans land on the moon ?

I have to go. I wont be adding anything else until someone else reviews if they now feel comfortable doing so. That's the real issue here.

Is that because you have no interest in any other working girls? I wonder why 

[James999]

I have to go.

Have you got a booking then Sarah, or has your meals on wheels arrived 

[paulj]

Anyone who posts and doesn’t say she is fat and about 60 is just going to be ridiculed on here. Why would anyone want to bother?
Paul

[James999]

she is fat and about 60

You're not the first person to say that 

[pippunting]

I am simply new as others are to this site and you were once. Although I will review others in the future I just noticed this as I was doing research seeing a new ish person in that area, Sarah. I meant I won't be adding to this thread, because it is becoming a travesty as you say. Some don't read the thread even. We shall wait until someone seemingly who has loads of reviews etc also attends or maybe a few. Then we will see, that it is not a sales pitch just an observation from the thread.

Two have already said they are to go, so lets hope for a genuine reports that everyone can believe as we are not getting anywhere with this, I'm an old member and your a newbie back and forth.

Not sure what people are going on about first they moan about extra services that were available and over time, and then we have the person does not look like the three described. We have late 40's from people who have seen her and 50's and 60's from those that have not.

Now she does exist and all the newbies are trying to improve her business.

Surely logic states when the next lot go they will review and it will all become crystal clear services and description and some peoples detective ability might be drawn into question in future.

I do except the reason for the site is to help people make a choice to lets see what happens shall we.

I do hope someone does go... There's that sale pitch again.

Lets wait.

[James999]

. We have late 40's from people who have seen her and 50's and 60's from those that have not.

You seem VERY keen to twist the facts, a number of people have said she's in her 50's (Which is approaching 60) and you say they haven't seen her and must be liars, but you've been here four days, post like a girl and we must all believe you 

[paulj]

Well done James 999 for quoting me totally out of context. It says a lot about you.
Paul

[Veritas]

If this guy says “I won’t be adding anything else to this thread” then pops back up to waffle on again one more time I’ll scream 

Moral of the story - word count doesn’t imply credibility.

[contentguy]

So, he's been here since 2015 with numerous input and you arrive four days ago and we're all supposed to believe you and assume he's lying, but why would he lie, he's not made any outrageous claims or claimed he shagged Kate Middleton, he's saying he met this fat old woman, again why would he lie 

I'm not saying I've seen her, I looked at her facebook and linkedin page which was pretty easy to locate, indeed only took one google search.  That was why I took issue with the OP saying she was slim.

She's not my type.

Guy

[mh]

Pippunting is either Sarah herself or her Pimp 

Or at best an eager defender of honour wielding his sword of truth (and we know how well that turned out for Jonathan Aitken).

[DrConners]

Quote from: pippunting on Yesterday at 03:28:46 pm

Get down there and have look yourself.

Quote from: pippunting on Yesterday at 03:02:23 pm

Get those hankies ready to wipe the egg off your faces boys or you can try the humble pie, but I expect you are used to that.

Quote from: pippunting on Yesterday at 03:49:10 pm

She will be a tired lady !!

Quote from: pippunting on Yesterday at 04:13:05 pm

It will be humble pie all round. You wonder if its the same doubters on many threads ?

So much charging around in one day! Your horse needs some feed, he'll be getting tired.

After reading back through this thread pip - I reckon you've seen this old gal - I do mate.

But all your posts stink of fluffy white knight syndrome - your blatantly defending her honour.

I couldn't care less as I've no intention of trying to make an appointment to see her.

With the thread views over 3600 now I'm just wondering how long before she puts down her bingo cards & airs an opinion.

Or are you doing that for her already at her direct request ? 

Hello lurkers 

[DrConners]

Anyone else noticed pip is now bashing out reviews at a rate of knots - smells of desperately seeking validation to me 

[James999]

Anyone else noticed pip is now bashing out reviews at a rate of knots - smells of desperately seeking validation to me 

And they smell as fishy as fuck, and he's been called on a number of points already 

[DrConners]

And they smell as fishy as fuck, and he's been called on a number of points already 

Acknowledged, thought I wouldn't be the only one         

[Zimbaman]

Acknowledged, thought I wouldn't be the only one         

I think you were kind to consider ‘him’ a punter. Recent input definitely fishy.

[DrConners]

I think you were kind to consider ‘him’ a punter. Recent input definitely fishy.

In more ways than one 

[pippunting]

Do you know James most of your stuff is absolute rubbish. You don't even properly read the threads as someone else on this one said, so who would listen to you. You miss quoted one and then misunderstood the other. so really you are just a contributor that has nothing worthwhile to say, or so it seems.

Of course I was putting a few on to help people out, isn't that the point. Didn't even know of the site until recently. So had some time and put 5 or so on.
Its a shame there are such idiots as it hepls nobody.

Where are your reviews ?

[Veritas]

Do you know James most of your stuff is absolute rubbish. You don't even properly read the threads as someone else on this one said, so who would listen to you. You miss quoted one and then misunderstood the other. so really you are just a contributor that has nothing worthwhile to say, or so it seems.

Of course I was putting a few on to help people out, isn't that the point. Didn't even know of the site until recently. So had some time and put 5 or so on.
Its a shame there are such idiots as it hepls nobody.

Where are your reviews ?

Take your seats chaps, the contestants are about to enter the ring...

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[Zimbaman]

Do you know James most of your stuff is absolute rubbish. You don't even properly read the threads as someone else on this one said, so who would listen to you. You miss quoted one and then misunderstood the other. so really you are just a contributor that has nothing worthwhile to say, or so it seems.

Of course I was putting a few on to help people out, isn't that the point. Didn't even know of the site until recently. So had some time and put 5 or so on.
Its a shame there are such idiots as it hepls nobody.

Where are your reviews ?

What James is good at is identifying trolls, white knights and WGs pretending to be punters. They don’t normally last long... I wonder how long you will be here?