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External Link/Members OnlyWorst punt ever. Should have known when following the cellulite up the stairs, turned around and left. But I could have put that massive blubbering arse behind me (just like she did) if what I'd requested was on offer. It wasn't. Her English is terrible and I suspect her maid did the texting arrangements. She is not as advertised in the pictures. It doesn't show the huge unsightly scars where she's had her bolt-ons quite litterly bolted on with chisel, hammer and spanner. Her wobbling stomach was also unsightly. So not a great start. I'm sure I'm no picture but I wasn't being handsomely paid.
She strips, no attempt to touch me or make me feel sexy, or even welcome. Got the feeling she couldn't be arsed. She did give a pretty good BJ but when I asked her to go deep she looked at me confused and said, "what"? I explained and she told me off as she had lost concentration. Fuck sake!
She did start dancing around in a supposed sexy show but she also kept stopping to change the YouTube music as it went into adverts. Useless. By then I wasn't into her and really just wanted to punt and go. I booked the hour! Bollocks.
She did do anal and she started to warm up. That's when I popped. I asked her for a show with toys that I'd asked for by text. She claimed not to have any. All her profile's talk of being a filthy slut is way off. She gave me a half decent massage and I had a shower - or I would have if the shower worked, instead it was just a tub filled with water from the tap that she, to her credit, poured over me. Fuck sake! She handed me a hand towel to dry and I left with 15 mins on the clock.
Avoid.
