Nicole - South Kensington - Butterfly Touch

[Dez20]

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Several items that made this quite a waste of £150

1. I knock on the door on time (Chelsea Cloisters) and she answers the door thrusting cash in my hand and asking me to leave immediately. From the confused look on my face, think she realises she made a mistake and then invites me in taking the cash back. Was she expecting Sergei?

2. Not in the outfit requested, no assisted shower as requested.

3. Very heavily photoshopped pics particularly around the mid-riff

4. After round 1, nothing but time wasting until 'oh no, no more time'

5. She asked me to review her on the above website whilst still lying in bed with her. Wouldn't have minded this if I'd had a decent experience.

6. She mentioned a pizza delivery will be turning up soon 'but might not be when you're still here'. Would've expected at least a slice as compensation.

Not recommended, not returning.

[RAJEC]

A poorly run set up. Rom by the sounds of it and one to avoid!

[Dez20]

Yup, she said half Romanian, half Spanish. Lesson learnt!

[loverbass]

3. Very heavily photoshopped pics particularly around the mid-riff

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6. She mentioned a pizza delivery will be turning up soon 'but might not be when you're still here'.

I think I see why Escorts are struggling to keep below a size 12-14 these days.

You'd think a quick pop to TESCO or PRET for a Tomato and Rocket lettuce salad would keep their weight down, but sergei won't let them e̶s̶c̶a̶p̶e̶ leave their flat for 5 minutes.

[loverbass]

Yup, she said half Romanian, half Spanish. Lesson learnt!

"Brazillians" are also ones to avoid these days as well.

[Candyman]

she answers the door thrusting cash in my hand and asking me to leave immediately. From the confused look on my face, think she realises she made a mistake and then invites me in taking the cash back. Was she expecting Sergei?

That's hilarious. It turns out you should have taken the money and left!

[kiltedviking]

Haha, the benefit of hindsight, to have had the gumption to take the money, look her square in the eye and say something like "and don't let it happen again", or you'll know what's going to happen to you" in a menacing voice.

Then run like fuck before she or Sergei worked out what had happened.

[Dez20]

Here lies the perils of thinking with the wrong head!