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Offline Dimond dave

« on: March 06, 2018, 03:13:30 pm »
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I'm sat asking my self this one Qestion.  :scare:

Can Middlesbrough get any worse  :scare:

Be honest lads feel free to share your opinions ,,,   Would you pay £100 for 30 mins with these two  :angelgirl:

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Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2018, 04:21:43 pm »
Well, Maybe if I was a "Stupid Feker" from a "Nut Hoose".............  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

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Offline Bororunner

« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2018, 05:08:05 pm »
Ffs  :dash:

Offline trainspotter

« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2018, 05:31:01 pm »
 :scare: :scare: Oh dear!!! :scare: :scare: :thumbsdown:

Offline shaft10

« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2018, 06:12:47 pm »
Fucks sake I'd pay £100 not to !!  :scare: :vomit:

Offline waynekerr600

« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2018, 06:19:40 pm »
I presume they did a bit of sumo wrestling after picture 2 was taken?

She also claims to be 19 (why does a certain Paul Hardcastle song spring to mind?
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Offline shaft10

« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2018, 06:23:31 pm »
Quote from: waynekerr600 on March 06, 2018, 06:19:40 pm
I presume they did a bit of sumo wrestling after picture 2 was taken?

I doubt it, if they went anywhere near Japan they'd be fucking harpooned !  :sarcastic:

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2018, 06:28:28 pm »
Quote from: waynekerr600 on March 06, 2018, 06:19:40 pm
I presume they did a bit of sumo wrestling after picture 2 was taken?


That reminds me I must repair me bicycle stand..............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline FLYING BLUE

« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2018, 06:56:29 pm »
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Offline Dimond dave

« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2018, 07:35:16 pm »
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you could fit a Harley between those cheeks  :wackogirl:

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 06, 2018, 06:28:28 pm
That reminds me I must repair me bicycle stand..............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2018, 08:13:01 pm »
Quote from: Dimond dave on March 06, 2018, 07:35:16 pm
:hi:

you could fit a Harley between those cheeks  :wackogirl:

Well me Triumph 3TA will fit in "Nee Problem" then.............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Hammondrover

« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2018, 08:23:06 pm »
Reminds me of the gladiators climbing wall that many hand and foot holes plus a always wondered what happened to the honey monster  :dash: :wackogirl:

Offline waynekerr600

« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2018, 08:57:43 pm »
Quote from: Hammondrover on March 06, 2018, 08:23:06 pm
always wondered what happened to the honey monster  :dash: :wackogirl:

I think he got diabetes.

Offline NYgent

« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2018, 09:40:52 pm »
£ for lb you get a lot for your money!  :vomit:

Offline Dimond dave

« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2018, 09:27:04 am »
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 front on backwards  make sure you get your centre stand back  :coolgirl: :coolgirl:

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 06, 2018, 08:13:01 pm
Well me Triumph 3TA will fit in "Nee Problem" then.............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Dimond dave

« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2018, 09:28:08 am »
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You sure do if she gose on top a thew cracked ribs ha ha  :dancegirl: :scare: :dancegirl:

Quote from: NYgent on March 06, 2018, 09:40:52 pm
£ for lb you get a lot for your money!  :vomit:

Offline thegreatgriffin

« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2018, 10:58:35 am »
These posts sure have made me laugh....but the girls are not THAT bad are they? I'm sure there are more monstrous offers out there  :)

To be fair though, you're all forgetting that some guys do enjoy a bit of chunk. Personally, I'm somewhere in the middle and do love my encounters with more petite ladies but very occasionally I will opt for the meatier options.....but like when choosing a pizza lol

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2018, 11:16:50 am »
Quote from: thegreatgriffin on March 07, 2018, 10:58:35 am
These posts sure have made me laugh....but the girls are not THAT bad are they? I'm sure there are more monstrous offers out there  :)


You are very correct GG, as some of the "Recommendations" DM puts out are a "Tad" worse.........  :scare:  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Like this one.  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only   :wackogirl:

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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2018, 11:33:47 am »
I can understand in Middlesbrough people may fuck them for free, but to pay for the displeasure  :vomit:

Offline dave_59

« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2018, 12:23:38 pm »
Thanks guys..... Ive just had lunch.  :vomit:

Offline bigkstyle

« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2018, 01:25:20 pm »
Was actually going to post about her and what she's charging but someone beat me to it.

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2018, 02:19:19 pm »
Quote from: RAJEC on March 07, 2018, 11:33:47 am
I can understand in Middlesbrough people may fuck them for free, but to pay for the displeasure  :vomit:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:


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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2018, 02:57:19 pm »
Quote from: Sar-Major on March 07, 2018, 02:19:19 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Sorry, had a nasty moment! But still funny!  :lol:

Offline Tiger63

« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2018, 07:39:58 pm »
This is what you get with so many chemical plants in Middlesboro......and they are the nice ones

Offline Dimond dave

« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2018, 11:46:27 pm »
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Don't get me wrong ,, I'm like a girl with a nice big pair of tits hips ect ,,, but come on ,,, if your going to pay for the pleasure ,,, why hire a smart car when you can get a Ferrari for the same price

We know there's some big girls out there and yes there's some lads who like that ,,, there photos could be done a hell of a lot bettre

And at the end of the day it's banter a thew laughs  that's what the Aires for realy to share  :hi: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Quote from: thegreatgriffin on March 07, 2018, 10:58:35 am
These posts sure have made me laugh....but the girls are not THAT bad are they? I'm sure there are more monstrous offers out there  :)

To be fair though, you're all forgetting that some guys do enjoy a bit of chunk. Personally, I'm somewhere in the middle and do love my encounters with more petite ladies but very occasionally I will opt for the meatier options.....but like when choosing a pizza lol

Offline Dimond dave

« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2018, 11:48:18 pm »
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Fuck me Sarg ,,, if she's in the que in Greg's before us ,,,, we are all fucked and going home starving OMG  :coolgirl: :dancegirl: :dancegirl: :coolgirl:


Quote from: Sar-Major on March 07, 2018, 11:16:50 am
You are very correct GG, as some of the "Recommendations" DM puts out are a "Tad" worse.........  :scare:  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Like this one.  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only   :wackogirl:

 :hi: :hi:

Offline Sar-Major

« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2018, 04:13:40 pm »
Quote from: Tiger63 on March 07, 2018, 07:39:58 pm
This is what you get with so many chemical plants in Middlesboro......and they are the nice ones

Getting worried about you Tiger, Thinking "Chemical Plants" are nice................  :scare: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline thegreatgriffin

« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2018, 04:22:29 pm »
Quote from: Dimond dave on March 07, 2018, 11:46:27 pm
:hi:

Don't get me wrong ,, I'm like a girl with a nice big pair of tits hips ect ,,, but come on ,,, if your going to pay for the pleasure ,,, why hire a smart car when you can get a Ferrari for the same price

We know there's some big girls out there and yes there's some lads who like that ,,, there photos could be done a hell of a lot bettre

And at the end of the day it's banter a thew laughs  that's what the Aires for realy to share  :hi: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Totally agree.....I know its all banter and I wasn't really defending them, more just saying that there are worse out there and that some guys might actually like them!!

Offline Dimond dave

« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2018, 03:40:47 pm »
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If there's worse out there bud I'm catching the first flight to Thailand and take my chances with ping pong from ting tong


Quote from: thegreatgriffin on March 08, 2018, 04:22:29 pm
Totally agree.....I know its all banter and I wasn't really defending them, more just saying that there are worse out there and that some guys might actually like them!!
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