I love SAAFE

[Ray55]

What did you expect? Women are like that, not only WGs, I am not even reading their shite, have better things to do 

[dilettante]

A couple of good threads at the moment:

External Link/Members Only - honestly you would not believe how disgusting some blokes are, I think Dani's posted on it somewhere too.  Do they think that because their mother loves them just as they are they don't need to bother to wash or something?  My selection of two:

Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it!  Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus.  On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever.

Surely he didn't need the I'Ching to tell him he had threadworms??

So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it  ;D

I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.

Absolutely gross, but sort of funny at the same time.

External Link/Members Only - about 15 mins 'quickies' (I think there was a thread on that here but can't find it).  Actually some really good ideas and good attitude to customers, warms ones cockles.

[broksonic]

Actually asking a wg to give rimming while he has worms is disgusting .

[James999]

Actually asking a wg to give rimming while he has worms is disgusting .

If it actually happened of course 

[Toshiba]

Been having a look over on saafe and its interesting to spot how the girls wase time


Its learned me to never accept a drink/ shower

Im there to have the pleasure of a hottie, i will always use respect of course, no need to be a twat

Its good to keep an eye on their tactics

[grey402]

i sometimes have a look on saafe and i have to agree with what was said about that Pink princess what a little twat she sounds 

[Sailormack]

2 things here guys...

1. It shows how thick some prostitutes really are. Who in the real world would diss their customers so much in public, err Gerry Ratner for one and we all know how that story ended 

2. NEVER, EVER pay any attention to any shite that comes out of any woman's mouth, simply watch what they DO, and that will tell you more about cupcake than anything else. The day I listen to what any bint says to me is the day that I will end it, truly 

[knightrider007]

2 things here guys...

1. It shows how thick some prostitutes really are. Who in the real world would diss their customers so much in public, err Gerry Ratner for one and we all know how that story ended 

2. NEVER, EVER pay any attention to any shite that comes out of any woman's mouth, simply watch what they DO, and that will tell you more about cupcake than anything else. The day I listen to what any bint says to me is the day that I will end it, truly 

LOL, SAAFE is prof that women are genuinely in the main thick!! I mean they say it is there to support each other and warn about 'dangerous' punters etc, but they dont realise that by poting on there, the men they accuse are on notice and will simply change their details!! it isnt rocket science, yet women seem oblivious.

What SAAFE illustrates is 95% of WGs are timewasters

[SirPhilipXX]

2 things here guys...

1. It shows how thick some prostitutes really are. Who in the real world would diss their customers so much in public, err Gerry Ratner for one and we all know how that story ended 

2. NEVER, EVER pay any attention to any shite that comes out of any woman's mouth, simply watch what they DO, and that will tell you more about cupcake than anything else. The day I listen to what any bint says to me is the day that I will end it, truly 

I have another suggestion: don't keep logging on to SAAFE and reading it all. You'll feel much better 

[Jimmyredcab]

LOL, SAAFE is prof that women are genuinely in the main thick!! I mean they say it is there to support each other and warn about 'dangerous' punters etc, but they dont realise that by poting on there, the men they accuse are on notice and will simply change their details!! it isnt rocket science, yet women seem oblivious.

As you say, pro$$ies are generally not too bright. A new SIM card costs £5 or even free, "blocking" a punter is futile.   

[Sailormack]

I have another suggestion: don't keep logging on to SAAFE and reading it all. You'll feel much better 

I don't log on to SAAFE or PN, but I do read UKP.

Or are you too thick to realise that 

[James999]

As you say, pro$$ies are generally not too bright. A new SIM card costs £5 or even free, "blocking" a punter is futile.   

Bless, some pro$$ies think that means SpunkInMouth and want to charge extra 

[RandyF]

I've never understood why they leave the site open for un-registered users.  The way they post, slander and bitch about their paying customers, makes me wonder if some of them have long since forgotten anyone and everyone can read it.

[Jimmyredcab]

I've never understood why they leave the site open for un-registered users. 

I refer the honourable member to the comment I made earlier --------

"pro$$ies are generally not too bright."     

[dilettante]

If it actually happened of course 

So you don't think that's possible - are you a specialist in the vermology of the nether regions, James?

[dilettante]

I've never understood why they leave the site open for un-registered users.  The way they post, slander and bitch about their paying customers, makes me wonder if some of them have long since forgotten anyone and everyone can read it.

Absolutely, it beggars belief, there's no reason why they should grant anyone who's not a bona fide bona roba access to all that stuff.

[knightrider007]

id love to see the hookers post on SAAFE what they think of UKP!!

I bet they'd say it is outrageous criticise escorts and say we are a disgrace.......!!!

[Sailormack]

The majority of prostitues are thick.

Most of them could not even comprehend that they could work hard, save and invest their cash and retire at 25 somewhere hot and stress free.

Instead they openly criticise their customers.

Now that IS thick of the highest degree of thickness   

[Tony Montana]

External Link/Members Only - about 15 mins 'quickies' (I think there was a thread on that here but can't find it).  Actually some really good ideas and good attitude to customers, warms ones cockles.

I do like Strawberry's attitude on that thread and hope that more WGs have the same win-some/lose-some approach.  Dammit Ruth, why do you have to be based in the arse-end of nowhere ???   

[RandyF]

id love to see the hookers post on SAAFE what they think of UKP!!

There not fans! lol  We're all misogynistic, bitter little men, apparently.

[James999]

The majority of prostitues are thick.
Most of them could not even comprehend that they could work hard, save and invest their cash and retire at 25

Seriously, many have trouble fiunding the cash to top up their phone let alone saving for the future, and of course any cash in the bank could impact benefits 

[Jimmyredcab]

id love to see the hookers post on SAAFE what they think of UKP!!

I bet they'd say it is outrageous criticise escorts and say we are a disgrace.......!!!

Yes, but the difference is that we are the buyers not the sellers.

Could you imagine Jamie Oliver posting on twitter that his customers were complete pricks, only pro$$ies could be that stupid. 

[Melfort212]

Seriously, many have trouble fiunding the cash to top up their phone let alone saving for the future, and of course any cash in the bank could impact benefits 

I honestly don't think many will be clamining benefits. £71 a week is all JSA is, and even then they try reducing it by having shit rules. Why would they go through all that for 45mins work worth of benefit? It wouldn't be worth the time going back and forth to the job centre, as they would loose time to see a customer and earn more cash.

[knightrider007]

There not fans! lol  We're all misogynistic, bitter little men, apparently.

LMFAO. Women whether an escort or civvie are all the same, double talking, hypocritical depressive maniacs!!

Im amazed blokes get married, its cheaper and less stressful to punt!

[Sailormack]

Seriously, many have trouble fiunding the cash to top up their phone let alone saving for the future, and of course any cash in the bank could impact benefits 

Yeah, but they could let their pimp handle the cash and invest it for them.

That would work 

[Jimmyredcab]

I honestly don't think many will be clamining benefits. £71 a week is all JSA is, and even then they try reducing it by having shit rules. Why would they go through all that for 45mins work worth of benefit? It wouldn't be worth the time going back and forth to the job centre, as they would loose time to see a customer and earn more cash.

You seem to be saying that all she would get is £71 a week, suppose she was a single mum living in private rented accommodation, they would have to pay her rent which could be £200 a week ---------- that is worth claiming surely.

Another plus point about being on benefits, you keep off the radar of HMRC ---------- if you are not claiming they will wonder how you are living.   

[broksonic]

Don't they have to attend so many job interviews or they get their dole cut.  Which I actually think is far too much anyway

[James999]

Perhaps thats why so many are not available in the mornings, or have lots of "landlord visits"

When on the benefits gravy train it can be free rent, free council tax as well as income, no pro$$ie's going to give that up without a fight, remember its practically impossible even to get change from a pro$$ie, as soon as money touches their hand they have menatally spent it 

[Jimmyredcab]

When on the benefits gravy train it can be free rent, free council tax as well as income, no pro$$ie's going to give that up without a fight.

Spot on, I remember when the mini-cab industry had to be licensed, many drivers were devastated when they had to go legit, a friend of mine said it cost him nearly £300 a week in lost benefits.   

[Cornish sub]

Bless, some pro$$ies think that means SpunkInMouth and want to charge extra 

How the fuck would you know? You've never left a review on here, so have you ever actually visited one.

[zatoichi]

You seem to be saying that all she would get is £71 a week, suppose she was a single mum living in private rented accommodation, they would have to pay her rent which could be £200 a week ---------- that is worth claiming surely.

Another plus point about being on benefits, you keep off the radar of HMRC ---------- if you are not claiming they will wonder how you are living.   

On that last part,what a load of old rubbish.It puts you on the radar.Also when you do go in the staff are told to look for any signs you may be earning on top.Be that labeled clothing,new jewelry,if the centre has a car park,what car have you pulled up in.The slightest sign of anything and they start the investigations.That and sending you on all sorts of silly courses,for example the two week cv course.Best way to stay off the radar is to either declare a portion of what theyre earning,have another job which is declared and to not be flash with cash.Generally if youre not claiming or declaring you get caught when something happens and you try to claim

[PompeyChap]

I've never understood why they leave the site open for un-registered users.  The way they post, slander and bitch about their paying customers, makes me wonder if some of them have long since forgotten anyone and everyone can read it.

I doubt any of the regular posters have customers to worry about losing, they seem to be posting 24/7 in some cases and then claiming they're fully booked for the next 2 weeks. I think it's more of a forum where bitter women can complain about everything because the prossie lifestyle they saw in Pretty Woman hasn't come true yet. You'll find the majority of regular posters also style themselves as courtesans, use the word "Elite" gratuitously" and charge you £400 an hour to have dinner with them (which you'll pay of course).

SAAFE's one of the reasons I don't punt with English girls on a regular basis, with EE at least you'll have a 50/50 chance of getting a good one.

[Jimmyredcab]

On that last part,what a load of old rubbish.It puts you on the radar.Also when you do go in the staff are told to look for any signs you may be earning on top.Be that labeled clothing,new jewelry,if the centre has a car park,what car have you pulled up in.The slightest sign of anything and they start the investigations.

What a load of tosh. 

Do you think a girl would go to the dole office in her Louboutin shoes and park the BMW outside.

If you are signing on there would be no need for HMRC to launch an investigation --------------- unless of course they received a tip off from a jealous neighbour. 

[Jimmyredcab]

SAAFE's one of the reasons I don't punt with English girls on a regular basis, with EE at least you'll have a 50/50 chance of getting a good one.

I have never seen girls posting on Saafe, only old women.   

[RandyF]

I'll admin if I was a whore, I'd be very tempted to sign on!! The 70quid a week is irrelevant, as already been said its the ancillary stuff like rent rebates, free dental etc. etc., that mean we're easily talking 100s a month if not 1000s.

HRMC have no interest in anyone on the rock-n-roll lol Fuck sake why would they.

I find it comical on forums when dumb as dishwater whores, start claiming to be the most clued up, diligent little bookkeepers imaginable - word is out, NEVER EVER admit your defrauding the HMRC in public

[adindas]

Woow I defenitely will love SAAFE if there is a mean to get freebiees ...

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

If it actually happened of course 

It happened .... Ive seen the same . ( ass worms)

Kicked his stinking ass out , full refund of course.

Its Ok bitching about the bitching , but these disgusting  incidents are more common than people would imagine,

I posted in that thread about the guy who had "the runs" falling out of his ass after strap on. 

I wont do S.O with rookies anymore ..Put me off....Only dedicated submissive receivers  who know know how to douche  for me.

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

I have never seen girls posting on Saafe, only old women.   

Theres a lot of what id call "young girls " ( 18 - 25) posting on there.

[sparky13]

That thread is unbelievable. Some of the twisted shit they have to go through - and then there are posters on here saying that they should get £20/hr?

Yeah I'm a bloke - and a punter - but not a total c**t. Bloody hell, traumatised just reading it 

[Daffodil]

Theres a lot of what id call "young girls " ( 18 - 25) posting on there.

Wish there were some posting on here 

[Daffodil]

That thread is unbelievable. Some of the twisted shit they have to go through - and then there are posters on here saying that they should get £20/hr?

Yeah I'm a bloke - and a punter - but not a total c**t. Bloody hell, traumatised just reading it 

A nurse clears that shit up, as well as a million other jobs you wouldn't want to do (but are thankful that somebody does). Nurses have also done a three year degree and are considered professionals.

And they earn nothing like £20 per hour.

You need to get your priorities fucking straight. A prossie 'earns' the money she does because of market forces, not because she deserves it.

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

Wish there were some posting on here 

They are scared off by the likes of you

[Daffodil]

They are scared off by the likes of you

If only I could scare some of the fatter, sorry curvy, ones off 

[sparky13]

A nurse clears that shit up, as well as a million other jobs you wouldn't want to do (but are thankful that somebody does). Nurses have also done a three year degree and are considered professionals.

And they earn nothing like £20 per hour.

You need to get your priorities fucking straight. A prossie 'earns' the money she does because of market forces, not because she deserves it.

Er, who rattled your cage?

Nurses (and other professionals) earn a salary. They are protected by employment rights. They have the right to ask for help and support when they have a difficult situation to deal with. How the fuck does this compare with a WG?

I'm not a fluffy mate but I'm also not going to join the small gang of punters on here who think being a prick is a full time job 

[sparky13]

If only I could scare some of the fatter, sorry curvy, ones off 

Where does this shit come from? Do you have nothing better to do?

[Daffodil]

Er, who rattled your cage?

Nurses (and other professionals) earn a salary. They are protected by employment rights. They have the right to ask for help and support when they have a difficult situation to deal with. How the fuck does this compare with a WG?

I'm not a fluffy mate but I'm also not going to join the small gang of punters on here who think being a prick is a full time job 

The NMC is pretty quick to strike off nurses. Nurses don't have professional indemnity. They can opt in to a pension, but don't have to (like the rest of us, including prossies).

Prossies don't have anywhere to go for help and support? What about all the fucking charities and SAAFE?

Do you know anything about this? I'm guessing not.

They 'earn' more than five times a nurse's salary, who also have to deal with pretty shitty circumstances. And there are plenty of people in plenty of professions who earn less than a prossie, for doing a harder job.

Prossies do not deserve £100+ per hour. In any other job they'd be lucky to earn more than minimum wage. We pay it purely because of market-forces.

[sparky13]

The NMC is pretty quick to strike off nurses. Nurses don't have professional indemnity. They can opt in to a pension, but don't have to (like the rest of us, including prossies).

Prossies don't have anywhere to go for help and support? What about all the fucking charities and SAAFE?

Do you know anything about this? I'm guessing not.

They 'earn' more than five times a nurse's salary, who also have to deal with pretty shitty circumstances. And there are plenty of people in plenty of professions who earn less than a prossie, for doing a harder job.

Prossies do not deserve £100+ per hour. In any other job they'd be lucky to earn more than minimum wage. We pay it purely because of market-forces.

I'm guessing your comment above is because I haven't made over 3000 posts. This, of course, has nothing to do with my having some sort of a life away from posting on a punting forum.

I'm also guessing your a nurse? I'm sorry that things are difficult for you. Yes, as someone who has worked for the NHS and Local Government I suppose I feel I know something, but nothing compared with your mighty wisdom.

To be fair though, this is still no comparison to what a WG does. Maybe you could explain your theory behind market forces? In my mind, if it was commonly felt that £20/hr was the upper limit a WG should be paid, then this would have become a consensus and "market forces" would have affected supply and demand, to the extent that their current prices were unrealistic.

At the end of the day this is as forum and people will disagree. I respect your opinion but don't agree.

[Daffodil]

I'm guessing your comment above is because I haven't made over 3000 posts. This, of course, has nothing to do with my having some sort of a life away from posting on a punting forum.

I'm also guessing your a nurse? I'm sorry that things are difficult for you. Yes, as someone who has worked for the NHS and Local Government I suppose I feel I know something, but nothing compared with your mighty wisdom.

To be fair though, this is still no comparison to what a WG does. Maybe you could explain your theory behind market forces? In my mind, if it was commonly felt that £20/hr was the upper limit a WG should be paid, then this would have become a consensus and "market forces" would have affected supply and demand, to the extent that their current prices were unrealistic.

At the end of the day this is as forum and people will disagree. I respect your opinion but don't agree.

No, I am not a nurse. And no, it is not because of your number of posts. Post number doesn't bother me. There are some excellent members here with fewer than one hundred, and some clueless ones with greater than a thousand.

You don't seem to understand the difference between market-force and deserving to earn. Does a footballer deserve to earn £200,000 per week? No. But they do, because of the market-force.

£20 per hour is far more than most prossies could earn away from prostitution. So I think it is fair.

[rbh]

No, I am not a nurse. And no, it is not because of your number of posts. Post number doesn't bother me. There are some excellent members here with fewer than one hundred, and some clueless ones with greater than a thousand.

You don't seem to understand the difference between market-force and deserving to earn. Does a footballer deserve to earn £200,000 per week? No. But they do, because of the market-force.

£20 per hour is far more than most prossies could earn away from prostitution. So I think it is fair.

How do you measure how much someone deserves to earn? I'm not sure it's accurate to average what they could be earning elsewhere, and saying that's what they should earn, I mean arbitrarily someone who is degree educated in a hard subject should earn more I guess, but I don't think it's really all that simple/back and white (not that you said this). How much do footballers deserve to earn? Would you measure labor output vs the average and tally it up like that lol.

[knightrider007]

No, I am not a nurse. And no, it is not because of your number of posts. Post number doesn't bother me. There are some excellent members here with fewer than one hundred, and some clueless ones with greater than a thousand.

You don't seem to understand the difference between market-force and deserving to earn. Does a footballer deserve to earn £200,000 per week? No. But they do, because of the market-force.

£20 per hour is far more than most prossies could earn away from prostitution. So I think it is fair.

cant believe this is even a debate! Hookers do not deserve a penny, they get away with charging because most blokes who can afford to pay take the shortcut to getting laid as dont have the time or inclination to have to go through the pulling process. That for students who have no money. If we are talking about who deserves what then hookers should be paying their clients as most of the time they are getting laid by men more intelligent, more educated and more successful  than them so they should be grateful to be spending time with us. You are 100% correct saying it is market forces, it isnt even arguable.

The fact many escorts think they 'deserve' what they earn just re-confirms my other thread about how utterly delusional and neurotic women are. As yo uagain correctly point out, hookers are basicaly uneployable hence why they are hookers, it the last resort for them in their eyes, although they should be grateful to be getting to spend their time with men who in normal circumstances would be way out of their league.

Any ladies reading this, feel free to copy and paste it onto SAAFE and mumsnet!!