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Offline Jimmyredcab

I predominantly punt around the £150 mark so I am interested in hearing about these £80/hour ones that are great.

Since it's easy to find them, could you share 5 of these £80/hr ones with every one in this thread ?

Many thanks.

Brilliant post.

I am sick of hearing about these excellent £80 an hour pro$$ies --------------- where the fuck are they.   :dash:

Offline AnthG

The actual shagging bit is easy,
Then how come so many girls are so terrible at it?

They refuse to look at you during sex. And they complain about their legs hurting after only a few mins of them ontop.

Offline Sailormack

Dani and CTG. Here's something you might not know...a lot of us have jobs where we have to do unpleasant and sometimes unsafe things. Prossies often make out they're the only 'profession' who do things they don't want to in their 'work'.

Yes but you're forgetting they are women, the equal but privileged.

The possessor of the magic vagina  :dancegirl:

Offline Ali Katt

Then how come so many girls are so terrible at it?

They refuse to look at you during sex. And they complain about their legs hurting after only a few mins of them ontop.
Many are terrible at it. The reasons you give I can't relate to. For me it's fake orgasms and the proverbial sack o' spuds positions.

Brilliant post.

I am sick of hearing about these excellent £80 an hour pro$$ies --------------- where the fuck are they.   :dash:

I posted a review the other day, its in East London not too sure if you are close however.  :)

Offline Dani

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Then how come so many girls are so terrible at it?

They refuse to look at you during sex. And they complain about their legs hurting after only a few mins of them ontop.

Bloody hell I'm a fatty with a condition that affects my muscles and even I can manage around 10mins on top before my legs start to ache.  You are either picking very unfit girls or lazy cows. 
Here's a tip, instead on them kneeling get them to squat over you.  It will strengthen their leg muscles doing squats and make it better for you too

Offline Dani

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Dani and CTG. Here's something you might not know...a lot of us have jobs where we have to do unpleasant and sometimes unsafe things. Prossies often make out they're the only 'profession' who do things they don't want to in their 'work'.

That is true but how many of them have to stick the unpleasant or unsafe things in their mouth and pretend they are enjoying it?

I was a midwife and in training I had to do normal nursing duties and I have done some very unpleasant things, including being vomited and shit on but they were much easier to deal with than being intimate with someone who has awful oral hygiene or even worse genital hygiene and being expected to want their tongues or cocks in our mouths.

I am not complaining as in the most part I like my job but you have to be realistic and realise to do what we do commands a high hourly rate otherwise no one would do it.  Like I said, Imagine a fat, hairy smelly, 70 year old woman with three black stumps in her mouth for teeth and no visible gum line, who had a quick wipe of her bits but not washed properly for months, how much would you charge to go down on her?  £10 an hour, £100, £1000, millions?  Most of you would never do it not for any amount as it really is awful.
That however is our reality.  We wish everyone would shower and be fresh and sometimes it seems they are until you get your mouth round it and suck out the muck under the foreskin (yes it has happened to me),  Believe me I earnt every penny

Offline Jason

I am not complaining as in the most part I like my job but you have to be realistic and realise to do what we do commands a high hourly rate otherwise no one would do it.  Like I said, Imagine a fat, hairy smelly, 70 year old woman with three black stumps in her mouth for teeth and no visible gum line, who had a quick wipe of her bits but not washed properly for months, how much would you charge to go down on her?  £10 an hour, £100, £1000, millions?  Most of you would never do it not for any amount as it really is awful.
That however is our reality.  We wish everyone would shower and be fresh and sometimes it seems they are until you get your mouth round it and suck out the muck under the foreskin (yes it has happened to me),  Believe me I earned every penny

So your whole argument about charging high prices is because you are being repelled by old/unhygienic clients? So what about if a client is good looking, clean, young, skilful? Would you give him a discount? The answer is "No, the prices are fixed and same for everyone".  :hi:

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So your whole argument about charging high prices is because you are being repelled by old/unhygienic clients? So what about if a client is good looking, clean, young, skilful? Would you give him a discount? The answer is "No, the prices are fixed and same for everyone".  :hi:

You have no idea what I charge regulars or if I give discounts so why even say that?  If I have really enjoyed a booking I will often offer some money back.  However good looking doesn't turn me on, neither does young, but a middle aged polite, funny and intelligent man who presses the right buttons would always get a discount just as my regulars do

Offline Strawberry

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You have no idea what I charge regulars or if I give discounts so why even say that?  If I have really enjoyed a booking I will often offer some money back.  However good looking doesn't turn me on, neither does young, but a middle aged polite, funny and intelligent man who presses the right buttons would always get a discount just as my regulars do

Or simply someone who is reliable, polite, and doesn't faff around. Discounts can also be in the form of extra time.

I'm attracted to men of a wide range of ages, men most likely to turn me on are same age or even up to 30 years older . Also my working life is not my private life, I'm there to offer a service, not chat someone up.

Offline Jason

You have no idea what I charge regulars or if I give discounts so why even say that?  If I have really enjoyed a booking I will often offer some money back.  However good looking doesn't turn me on, neither does young, but a middle aged polite, funny and intelligent man who presses the right buttons would always get a discount just as my regulars do

Next time try harder to convince us that prossies are not greedy and don't charge high because they want plenty of tax free money. I don't know how much you charge per hour but let’s say it is £100. How much would you have given back if the guy was as good as you descibe? £20? £40? Still you earn £60-£80ph for doing something extremely pleasant and you completely enjoy (as you say).  You will never charge the same as you would have earned for doing the nurse, which btw is unpleasant. Tell us now you give freebies. :sarcastic:

Offline Festisio

If I have really enjoyed a booking I will often offer some money back.


Offline Dani

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You will never charge the same as you would have earned for doing the nurse, which btw is unpleasant. Tell us now you give freebies. :sarcastic:

I never give freebies.  I may over run free of charge if I am enjoying myself but at the end of the day I do it to earn money so why would I give freebies?

It doesn't matter how much of a discount I give.  You need to remember it is hard to be turned on all day every day.  It just doesn't happen.  Its a job.  We pretend most of the time.   Most clients are pleasant but not someone I would ever have sex with in real life as I am not attracted to them.  Its that simple.  Men pay the amount as they know they are guaranteed sex no matter who they are or what they look like. 
The fact is we see a lot more men we are not attracted to than we do ones we are attracted to.  I will probably see 3 or 4 a month that take my fancy and probably dozens that do not appeal to me at all. 
The point is if the money was much lower NO ONE would do this job.  It is that simple.  Women would not suck cocks of old, ugly or smelly men or even men they don't fancy unless there is a very good financial compensation for doing so

Offline Jason

I am not complaining as in the most part I like my job but you have to be realistic and realise to do what we do commands a high hourly rate otherwise no one would do it. 

However good looking doesn't turn me on, neither does young, but a middle aged polite, funny and intelligent man who presses the right buttons would always get a discount just as my regulars do

You need to remember it is hard to be turned on all day every day.  It just doesn't happen.  Its a job.  We pretend most of the time. Most clients are pleasant but not someone I would ever have sex with in real life as I am not attracted to them. The fact is we see a lot more men we are not attracted to than we do ones we are attracted to. I will probably see 3 or 4 a month that take my fancy and probably dozens that do not appeal to me at all.
The point is if the money was much lower NO ONE would do this job. It is that simple.  Women would not suck cocks of old, ugly or smelly men or even men they don't fancy unless there is a very good financial compensation for doing so

So after all you are getting paid high for just being good actresses of pretending you enjoy sex with someone who you are not attracted to or because your libido is not high all the time or because you dislike sucking old, ugly, smelly men (who are only a small proportion according to what you say)? :wacko: :crazy: :lol:
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Offline Strawberry

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I never give freebies.  I may over run free of charge if I am enjoying myself but at the end of the day I do it to earn money so why would I give freebies?

It doesn't matter how much of a discount I give.  You need to remember it is hard to be turned on all day every day.  It just doesn't happen.  Its a job.  We pretend most of the time.   Most clients are pleasant but not someone I would ever have sex with in real life as I am not attracted to them.  Its that simple.  Men pay the amount as they know they are guaranteed sex no matter who they are or what they look like. 
The fact is we see a lot more men we are not attracted to than we do ones we are attracted to.  I will probably see 3 or 4 a month that take my fancy and probably dozens that do not appeal to me at all. 
The point is if the money was much lower NO ONE would do this job.  It is that simple.  Women would not suck cocks of old, ugly or smelly men or even men they don't fancy unless there is a very good financial compensation for doing so

It's not even about being attracted, I'd hazard a guess that most women (and many men) if they had a line of partners they were attracted to, still wouldn't spend their time having sex with them on demand.

Offline Daffodil

That is true but how many of them have to stick the unpleasant or unsafe things in their mouth and pretend they are enjoying it?

I was a midwife and in training I had to do normal nursing duties and I have done some very unpleasant things, including being vomited and shit on but they were much easier to deal with than being intimate with someone who has awful oral hygiene or even worse genital hygiene and being expected to want their tongues or cocks in our mouths.

I am not complaining as in the most part I like my job but you have to be realistic and realise to do what we do commands a high hourly rate otherwise no one would do it.  Like I said, Imagine a fat, hairy smelly, 70 year old woman with three black stumps in her mouth for teeth and no visible gum line, who had a quick wipe of her bits but not washed properly for months, how much would you charge to go down on her?  £10 an hour, £100, £1000, millions?  Most of you would never do it not for any amount as it really is awful.
That however is our reality.  We wish everyone would shower and be fresh and sometimes it seems they are until you get your mouth round it and suck out the muck under the foreskin (yes it has happened to me),  Believe me I earnt every penny

You're trying to turn it into a pissing contest. Just because you say your 'job' is worse that job x doesn't make it so.

Take a North Sea fisherman. Ok, I believe they have potential to earn good money, but not a prossie's hourly rate. Despite that, most of their time is spent in terrible and unsafe conditions. I believe I read it is the most dangerous job in the UK.

I don't believe it is entirely about the money. I think prossies are wired differently to most women (who wouldn't dream of being a prossie at any price) and the rates you charge are in fact dictated by the market. £20 per hour would still be excellent money for most and far in excess of what you could earn in a different job. You might become choosier, but I think most would still do it. Luckily for you though, that is never going to happen.

In terms of would a man sleep with somebody horrendous? Probably not many, but then not many women will either. You form the minority. Also, seeing as this is a forum for punters (who I would argue are a group of men amongst the most shallow, interested mostly in looks and body and sexual services) you're probably asking a biased audience.

You claim some people who book are not hygienic. Well you don't have to see them then. That's your choice. It is universally accepted that if a guy comes with cheese on his knob who are perfectly entitled to turn them away. You also imply in a previous post that these same guys who you dislike so much you will still take a repeat booking from  :dash:

Yes there are undoubtedly unsavoury aspects of being a prossie, but there are many in other jobs too. I get tired of prossies claiming that they have it so bad they can justify the prices they charge. You 'earn' your money because men are prepared to pay it.

Offline dilettante

The other aspect is that if sex were cheaper we could have more of it, which wouldn't necessarily be a good thing.  I'll be slated for saying that, but often when I'm horny during an interim w/e I'm only stopped from phoning someone by the need to control my finances.  Is this a fair point, that most men would still spend their "punting budget" but just have more sex, if it were cheaper?

It's been discussed before, there's a market for this and you see WGs raising and lowering prices till they get the right proportion between earning enough and keeping busy enough.  I wouldn't like to see it as compensation money for having them grin and bear it, as Dani says, rather that if I wave enough £20ers in front of them their eyes will light up with the purest love and their hearts and souls will be mine for as long as the clock is ticking - wishful thinking, I know!

Offline Daffodil

You have no idea what I charge regulars or if I give discounts so why even say that?  If I have really enjoyed a booking I will often offer some money back.  However good looking doesn't turn me on, neither does young, but a middle aged polite, funny and intelligent man who presses the right buttons would always get a discount just as my regulars do

A few caveats here like 'if I have really enjoyed a booking' and 'I will often offer some money back'. Probably leaves a very small number, if indeed any. I imagine most men wouldn't accept either, so the gesture is probably made in that expectation, if it's made at all.

It makes sound business sense to drop prices for regulars, particularly if you like them more (or dislike them less) than others, if only because you know they're not a time waster. A reduced rate is beneficial to both parties, it is not a favour solely to the punter.

Offline Festisio

I am sick of hearing about these excellent £80 an hour pro$$ies --------------- where the fuck are they.   :dash:

It is rather telling how he hasn't come back with any, since, as we both know, they don't exist.

Offline Ali Katt

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In terms of would a man sleep with somebody horrendous? Probably not many, but then not many women will either. You form the minority. Also, seeing as this is a forum for punters (who I would argue are a group of men amongst the most shallow, interested mostly in looks and body and sexual services) you're probably asking a biased audience.
I mean when I was in my teens I would probably have slept with any dog if the opportunities were there. I did refuse a girl because she had what looked like herpes around her mouth maybe it was acne. Now, I have made jokes about not wanting to shag an escort that I could pull down my local Gala bingo, not because I resent paying for it; but because my standards are higher than they once were that's progress.

I'm personally happy to see girls I think I will have the best time with. Which means I won't necessarily go for the best looking if she seemed like a bitch, but I would be wasting time and money if I went for someone I didn't find attractive.

Offline Festisio

Try DFK on an old person who due to age and bad oral hygiene over the years has three pegs instead of teeth and a thick spongy tongue with little dents all over it.  A bit like having a dry bath sponge filling your mouth.  I had that today yet managed to hide how I felt and give him a bloody good time so much so he has already re booked.

Was that the first time you saw Horizontal Pleasures?


I am sick of hearing about these excellent £80 an hour pro$$ies --------------- where the fuck are they.   :dash:

Well, Jimmy; the £80 p.h. MILFs I enjoy are not only not in your locality; but, to judge from your general description of what your preference is, they would also not be the kind of WGs you like to see.

For me, that's the great thing about punting; each of us can hopefully find the sort of girl he enjoys a punt with at a price he can afford.

I know your punting career's three times longer than mine; but it only took me a year or so to discover that I enjoyed seeing MILFs much more than the younger girls.  On the rare occasions these days that I see a younger lass [who, to read between the lines of many of your posts is, I guess, your preference], I almost always find it a less satisfactory experience than seeing a MILF.

I know I could see more expensive MILFs oop here in t'north; but why would I, when seeing them would mean that I couldn't afford to punt as often as I can presently afford to, with the £80 ph girls I enjoy?

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=19627.0

This one had me chuckling away earlier. Another classic from car crash rhonasg.  :lol: :lol:

 So i have had black / brown dyed hair for a while now but i wanted to switch to bleach blonde but you can't put bleach over dark hair dye i just goes bright ginger. So i decided my grow out was long enough & i cut it, turns out it wasn't long enough, my hair is so short it sticks up, i proceeded to bleach my natural blonde hair, used toner & everything to make it basically white. I know have spiky ginger hair!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no style or no amount of toner to sort it out so my question is... do clients find it weird if you wear a wig.... plus it's catch 22... i need to earn money to afford a decent wig to hide this hair disaster but i reckon i'll get walk outs (not happened to me yet, i can imagine it's pretty degrading)

Thoughts ????(yes it really IS that terrible) I'm supposed to be a sex goddess but i look like a ginger teenager rebelling in my punk phase.


My advice is to go buy a nice pair of dungaree's.


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http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=19627.0

This one had me chuckling away earlier. Another classic from car crash rhonasg.  :lol: :lol:

 So i have had black / brown dyed hair for a while now but i wanted to switch to bleach blonde but you can't put bleach over dark hair dye i just goes bright ginger. So i decided my grow out was long enough & i cut it, turns out it wasn't long enough, my hair is so short it sticks up, i proceeded to bleach my natural blonde hair, used toner & everything to make it basically white. I know have spiky ginger hair!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no style or no amount of toner to sort it out so my question is... do clients find it weird if you wear a wig.... plus it's catch 22... i need to earn money to afford a decent wig to hide this hair disaster but i reckon i'll get walk outs (not happened to me yet, i can imagine it's pretty degrading)

Thoughts ????(yes it really IS that terrible) I'm supposed to be a sex goddess but i look like a ginger teenager rebelling in my punk phase.


My advice is to go buy a nice pair of dungaree's.

I find it difficult to say this in case I'm thought of as a bit fluffy, but I do feel a certain amount of affection for WG's that I meet, otherwise I couldn't do it. I'm sure Rhonasg isn't everyone's cup of tea, and probably not mine either, but there is a human being in there somewhere and I just wonder how clever it is to poke fun at someone having a bit of strife like that. I certainly couldn't do it.


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