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Author Topic: The perfect punt for the punter  (Read 778 times)

Over the past few years of reading PN there have been loads of threads where guys are worrying over how they look, dress and act and how many layers of skin they should remove via a vigorous scrubbing with a loofah before seeing an escort to make sure she will be willing to let him put whatever he wants wherever she will let him.

So I thought maybe with this forum putting punters first, maybe we could have a thread stating what we would like from the escort/prossie/hooker/whore or whatever you want to call them before we would consider handing over our hard earned folding, or even before we would pick up the phone, this is not about looks at all as everyone has different tastes, this is about the overall service. It could even be used by someone new to providing services who knows?
These are mine please feel free to add more:

A decent website. (does not have to be flashy, just clear and readable with decent photos, face shots a bonus. This also applies to AW pofiles)
A clear pricing structure! If you charge extra for anything put it in big bold fuck off letters please :)
Clear do's and do not's, I doubt any punter will have a problem with you not doing OWO or anal for example and may even prefer it but for gods sake make it a clear yes or no! saying "At discretion" is a cop out and we all know it. If a punter turns up with a dirty dick then he should expect a kicking
Communication:
Phones cost naff all now and can be switched on and off at leisure, if you only have an e-mail address then I personally wont bother.
If you have a problem with a booking please for gods sake tell us ASAP! we know life can be a pain as we are probably doing as much sneaking around as you, but no warning of a cancellation can seriously fuck us up!


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Offline smiths

I agree with what you have posted apart from the OWO bit which i wouldnt punt without it being on offer, OW does zero for me, and never punt without speaking to the WG first on the phone. In my experience a lot can be discovered by a brief chat. Its served me well mainly in my 28 years of punting.

Above all else i look for a WG with a good or better attitude, initially this is expressed by being friendly, warm and enthusiastic on the phone. Without this i go elsewhere. I always think if she cant make an effort to get my business in the first place what will she be like after i have paid. Ensure pictures are of the WG and up to date.

I must of course fancy her and she must also offer the services i require. If her rate is acceptable then its punt on. :D
« Last Edit: February 21, 2011, 08:18:40 PM by smiths »

Offline oconnor

I hate clockwatchers.  I want to know if she will text her mates whilst giving me a blow job, and then finish ten minutes early because she will be late for the next punter ( as was said to me) :)

If she provides the 'text and blow', will I be charged extra :lol:

Online Marmalade

I once spent all bloody night looking for a 'suitable' prossie to join me and a gfriend. Nothing met her criteria. Eventually she went off the idea.

Edit (Sorry mate - posted this in reply to your 'search for one for me and my girlfriend' thread. My mistake.)
« Last Edit: February 21, 2011, 11:19:09 PM by Marmalade »

Offline oconnor

We have been looking for about a week.  I would have found one straight away, but she wants it to be perfect.  She doesn't understand the concept of punting :)

Albert

Maybe a swingers club would be better, you dont need to swing, but it will let your partner get to know a few people who might be intrested...maybe you dont need to pay for an escort after all.

Offline Fannytastico

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Maybe a swingers club would be better, you dont need to swing, but it will let your partner get to know a few people who might be intrested...maybe you dont need to pay for an escort after all.
It could also put her off for life.  I went to a swingers do to try out girl/girl action.  The smell of the place put me right off.  Hearing other people shagging and hollering isn't my idea of fun.  I spent my whole time on the deck smoking, had to spend the night - it was the middle of nowhere - and couldn't leave fast enough.  Also you have no idea who is going to turn up, could be loads of milfs, very few younger girls at the one I went to.

Online Marmalade

It could also put her off for life.  I went to a swingers do to try out girl/girl action.  The smell of the place put me right off.  Hearing other people shagging and hollering isn't my idea of fun.  I spent my whole time on the deck smoking, had to spend the night - it was the middle of nowhere - and couldn't leave fast enough.  Also you have no idea who is going to turn up, could be loads of milfs, very few younger girls at the one I went to.
It pays to research your swingers clubs carefully before taking your first dip - they vary a lot. (Not to mention research the scene, the etiquette, maybe join a swingers forum.) Of the ones I know, Chameleons in the West Midlands I would say is quite tasteful, nice age range too.

For younger folk, there are exclusive clubs that do a check on your looks to decide if you can get in.

Offline softlad

Maybe a swingers club would be better, you dont need to swing, but it will let your partner get to know a few people who might be intrested...maybe you dont need to pay for an escort after all.

I wouldn't bother with a 'swinging club' if you're after quality.
I've been to a few in Yorkshire, 'Daniel House' at Doncaster, 'La chambre' at Sheffield, and another that was at Morley but has now shut.
I've never seen so many disgusting sights in one place!
If you go down the swinging route, probably best to join a web site, were you can cherry pick who meets your requirements.






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Yes. The perfect puntee should own some decent lingerie (the trashier the better), have a bottle of perfectly chilled Australian Sauvignon Blanc in her fridge, and have a discreet wall clock that's always set about 10 minutes slow.


Offline softlad

Yes. The perfect puntee should own some decent lingerie (the trashier the better), have a bottle of perfectly chilled Australian Sauvignon Blanc in her fridge, and have a discreet wall clock that's always set about 10 minutes slow.

But Carlsberg don't make prostitutes..... ;)


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