I don't smoke weed.. I always turn on an oil diffuser with various flowery scents as I think they smell nice.. usually rose scent. which is probably what you are referring too as I live in a non-smoking apartment.
You do smoke weed, you've directly told me you do and your flat definitely did smell of it on one occasion. I know the smell of weed and actually I'm also a bit of fragrance snob (mainly personal ones) and it definitely wasn't a rose scent. On one occasion there was also a faint trace of weed on your breath too. To be clear, I've seen you a total of 3 times (once a couple of years ago and twice in the past 9 months or so). And no I'm not trying to get you into trouble (no ones cares) I'm just trying to inform and help other punters.
I tidy my bedroom before anybody comes over, I must of had an off day, I'm paranoid it's messy now.. I have lots of junk!! but I assure you I clean it and keep it super tidy. I've been asking my guys if they find it messy and they tell me it's tidy.. my bathroom is where I put my clothes that need washing, so they're usually piled in a corner on the bathroom floor.
As I've said, I've seen you 3 times and EVERY time your bedroom has been a mess. Even a messy person could not possibly think it was "super tidy". I believe you about you asking clients though (although surely if you thought it was "super tidy" you wouldn't need to ask) because you asked me too. I'm pretty sure I said it wasn't messy (which was a lie) and that I don't really care anyway (the truth). I'm sure most others just lie to make things easier for themselves, it's much safer and easier to tell you what you clearly want to hear, there's no benefit to the punter in telling the truth or wasting time talking about it.
if you didn't want to join me in the shower then all you had to do was ask! didn't realise sharing a shower with me was such a big deal after you just stuck your dick inside me.
I never said it was a big deal, in fact I said the opposite. The issue was more the the fact that it wasn't really suitable for sharing anyway. Also the bathroom wasn't the greatest either, as I said it was messy and just "mostly" clean. On one occasion there was a floating turd in the bloody toilet! Although when you came in (not the time you went in the shower) you did eventually notice and flush it.
I can't do much about my face.. I wear make-up and I think I look pretty...
No one cares what you think, especially on a punting forum for punters. I wouldn't describe you as pretty but I wouldn't say you're bad looking either - I'd say you're definitely fuckable but nothing special.
I didn't want you jacking me off cause you was doing it weird and it hurt!! if you was doing it better I wouldn't be giving off that impression and your oral wasn't great, but I don't really like oral that much.
The irony of that statement is hilarious. If you thought it hurt then you should have said something (much more important than sharing a shower). The impression you gave about not wanting to cum was also due to what you'd said previously. Anyway, I'm very surprised it hurt, it's pretty difficult to give a painful handjob and I'm definitely not a rough guy (or a Thai girl in a massage parlour
). I would usually apologise for potentially hurting you but I actually think it's very unlikely that I did and I'm pretty sure you're just making up rubbish. You could have also brought it up on the subsequent meet but you didn't have an issue being jerked off then.
Nigel requested that I wear a frilly pink tutu as he said he liked 'thrilly sissy stuff'
Nigel was a chavvy looking guy
You just make yourself look even more stupid when you spout this made up rubbish. You're also posting it on the wrong forum.
I'd be sceptical about booking him again as he seams to do alot of reviews and I'd feel less like he's seeing me for fun and more like he's critiquing everything I do.
Clearly I wasn't critiquing everything you do because I've mentioned more info in this post. Regardless, you must be an idiot if you think my reviews are anything much more than an afterthought. Of course, I do put in a bit of time and effort to write them (and my other posts) but it's still nothing compared to the info I've gained from this site (and the money saved) so it seems only fair for me to give back and help others.
Anyway, you've changed your tone compared to what you said in person when you were lamenting the fact that the majority of your clients don't come back. Indeed, despite having already seen you a few times, you specifically offered me a discount to return sooner! Don't worry though, I definitely won't be back. You're nothing amazing and are clearly rather unhinged since you've taken such issue with my
positive review and resorted to lies.
