Ok not posted for a while as i just havn't had the time but i need to share this review with people.
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External Link/Members OnlyTime Spent : 30 Mins
Cost: £60
Location : Edge of Salford near the Quays.
Comms : Terrible.... messaged and called her beforehand and said i would be there in 20 mins.... got there and called her for directions and she got all grumpy at me saying i should've called her 30 mins before arrival? WTF?
Looks: Pictures are accurate but the smile is fake as f**K
Service:
Eventually got to her aparment after 5 mins freezing my balls off and was let in fairly quickly and found her room. She looked like she had just had an arguement with someone and seemed pretty pissed off ( should've walked at this point ).
Paper work handed over and didn't even give me a chance to warm up on the heater and told me to take clothes off and lie on the bed as its only 30 mins! She started rubbing the fella down there but was silent as hell and i couldn't even get hard due to the atmosphere she created....within 30 secs she got the condom out .... i was 20% erect at most and she slid the rubber on and started giving the worst attempt at a BJ i've ever experienced. even her mouth around my cock could'nt get me hard. she then gave me a frustrated look and started stroking my dick like she was mixing a protein shake . told her this isn't working and she just stopped and said u wanna go on top? i thought at least if i'm on top i can control things a bit more......eventually got myself about 60% erect and started missionary to my surprise she had her fingers over her pussy to stop full penetration? wouldn't really even let me touch her breasts saying they are sore and definetely no kissing. had to start imaging one of my better shags to get myself aroused and eventually finished. swear i was fucking a corpse and probably the closest experience to necrophilia i have ever experienced as she looked dissinterested and kept looking at the clock or had her eyes closed, no eye contact whatsoever . got off her and she chucked me a few wipes and said times up....quickly dressed and left without even so looking at her face one more time as i was annoyed to hell.
Would i return? Maybe on a cold day in hell....but i think i would rather have blue balls instead. Save your money ppl!
