External Link/Members OnlyShort notice meet Sunday just gone. Exchanged a few texts and agreed to meet. £50 for half an hour. No extras!!!!!!!
Was given a vague address. Pulled up and called. Eventually got the address after a few mins. Spoke good English.
Met at the door by a very petite attractive Asian lady. The lady in the pictures. Fake boobs that look alright. No arse whatsoever. I’d say she was 40.
Handed over the money and strip off. This is where I started to feel responsible for global warming and was wasted resources as she used almost a whole park of baby wipes to clean my shlong even though I had been in the shower 30mins before. Knee deep in wet wipes I tell you.
On to the action....
Worst blowjob ever. I’m not actually sure if her lips/mouth were actually touching my cock. At my request we tried a condom. She then relaxed and tried a bit harder. Still shit though.
Then missionary with her hand clamped on my cock allowing me to get about an inch in. She then tried to start wanking me off to finish after about 2mins of missionary. I wasn’t having that. Got her to go on top where she complained it was hurting. Tried to wank me off to finish again. Started to loss my temper we did it doggy again with her hand stopping me from going in. And when she said no extras, she didn’t mean it was all included she meant she doesn’t offering anything. No kissing she even tried to stop me touching her breasts
Wanted me off to finish whilst I made her spit in my balls and slap my cock. Had to get the anger out somewhere.
I summary; awful punt with an attractive 40 year old offering a poor service. If you really must visit here, go for the 15min option. I’m sure that’s what you get no matter what you pay for. I guess she has been in the game for a while. Should just stick to massage and hand jobs.
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