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Offline lerotic

I attended my 2nd party at LMP a few weeks back and i enjoyed it again immensely not a bad thing to say but i do have some feedback.
The girls are lovely, i watch the site from time to time and chose the day when most take my fancy, this was during the Hawian days about 3 weeks back.
The new place is nice, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms a good space.

So two things :

1) Some of the pictures on the site clearly need updating.
I'm Ivana fan but her photos are very much out of date. She's well tanned, very toned and covered in tattoos (full sleeve and back) and she looks amazing. But you need to update the photos.

2) Enough of the rushing already!
I know i've got two hours but i don't need to go like a jack hammer all the time. I took some time out with Kasia (amazing 6ft lovely lovely woman) just watching the sex and talking about it. This was seriously horny as we then went off to a room and had some great sex. But sometimes the watching is what i find a massive turn on. I don't need to be balling a woman to be enjoying myself especially if i'm not fancying those available at the time. Just let me take a moment if i need one. Thank you for trying to maximise my value but i'm all good :)

So update the photos and chill on the pressure / cheerleading and it's all good.

Offline vt

LMP do monitor punting forums to pick up feedback and you may get a reply here, but as someone who has attended about 30 parties in the last 2 years I'd make the following observations:

1. The photos of the girls on the website come from various sources and are generally what the girl provides, some pro pics, some amateur. There are quite a number of photos on the LMP Twitter that are completely untouched and recent, should give punters more info on what to expect. Of course at a party you are going for the overall experience, not a particular girl. IME it's often the girls with the least appealing photos that turn out to be very hot in the flesh!

2. There's no shame in just watching the action, in fact there are 'perving chairs' for that purpose. Some partygoers are more reticent and need an invitation to join, so I'm sure that was the spirit behind any encouragement you were given. The girls need to be available for other guests, so any 'hogging' of one specific girl will be discouraged, particularly if the party is busy. Partygoers who attend just to be with a certain girl to the exclusion of others may well find they are better suited to 1-2-1 bookings and not parties where everyone shares.

Offline lerotic

Totally agree with everything you've said and i understand the encouragement but there's just that point where i is a little over enthusiastic and she's trying to throw girls at you :)

Easy tiger, as you know these parties are a marathon not a sprint.

Offline andrei

lmao

you attended a party back in like february and then another one like 3 weeks ago (a 6 month gap between parties) and now have enough know-how to tell lady em, who has been running these parties for like 9 years, how to do it better

just lol
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Offline Festisio

lmao

you attended a party back in like february and then another one like 3 weeks ago (a 6 month gap between parties) and now have enough know-how to tell lady em, who has been running these parties for like 9 years, how to do it better

just lol

So fucking what?

If anything they should be more interested in infrequent party-goers feedback as it's those people who they presumably want to encourage to visit more often.

Offline andrei

So fucking what?

If anything they should be more interested in infrequent party-goers feedback as it's those people who they presumably want to encourage to visit more often.

they've been running for 9 years i really dont think they have a problem retaining clientele

but i disagree with your point, this guy atended in feb and obviousy didnt enjoy it much as it took him over 6 months to return and even then his response was to moan about what he felt was wrong, on the flip side there were likely people who attended their first parties in feb who did feel it was their cup of tea who then decided to return more regularly than 6 months, thats pretty much how it works

and allow me to share an analogy, a corner shop owner sells mr smith a newspaper everyday for a year, he also sells mr jones a paper but once every month, which person do you think the shopkeeper has more of an affinity with? the more regular guy obviously - so who is the shopkeeper more likely to accept constructive criticism off?

exactly
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Offline PuntingPete

Why does every post about LMP seem to turn into an argument?

There may be many reasons why the OP has only been to 2 parties months apart - cash, maybe he doesn't live in London?? I've been 4 times in about 2 years, mainly because I live 2 1/2 hours away & transport costs adds around £85 which makes the party a fair bit of cash.

The OP didn't come on here shooting his mouth off but just gave his opinion which he is entitled to. I take the photos as a pinch of salt, you cannot rely on them but I've never seen a minger there. (I'm quite sure Em wouldn't take a mingers on anyway). I follow @LMP_London on Twitter & yes there are some much clearer photos on there.
I know what he means about the rushing, I like to take a breather but all you have to do is be firm and say 'give me 5 mins' & it's never been a problem.

The OP has given a positive review, complemented the girls, the venue and says he enjoyed it immensly, but for some reason he's not allowed an opinion?  :unknown:

 

Offline vt

Honest feedback is always helpful to establishments, I wouldn't discourage it.

Sometimes newbies aren't always aware of the reasons why things are as they are, so it's often helpful for regulars to explain things and point out that the management at LMP take great care about every aspect of their offering. LMP regulars have implicit trust in that it is the best it can be.

On the point of Ivana's tattoos not showing on her pics, that was probably a standard thing done by the photographer, as girls can be ID'd from their tats. Other than that she looks like the pics...except her face isn't blurred at the party!!  :lol:

Here's a rare face pic of her...

http://t.co/Ga5IZS0mbQ (on the left)


Curious6705

On the point of Ivana's tattoos not showing on her pics, that was probably a standard thing done by the photographer, as girls can be ID'd from their tats. Other than that she looks like the pics...except her face isn't blurred at the party!!  :lol:

T'other thing being the tattoos are on her back IIRC, and the photos concentrate on her front ...

Offline Steve2

Constructive "criticism"/comments  always help. Without it party organisers would not be aware of ways to improve

The OP enjoyed himself by all accounts and all people want different experiences at a party

Curious6705

Hmm - personally I kind of agree with Andrei, though I might not have stated it so forcefully ...

LMP is different from 1-2-1s IMO as it's run for the benefit of everyone at the party rather than any one individual guest. They have a formula and it's successful and appreciated by a loyal clientele, some of whom I think are slightly irritated by what may seem to them to be nitpicking.

Offline andrei

lol forcefully? i thought i was being polite with a little hint of tongue in cheek
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Offline Festisio

except her face isn't blurred at the party!!  :lol:

Here's a rare face pic of her...

http://t.co/Ga5IZS0mbQ (on the left)

Arguably better to stay blurred in my opinion.  I hope the general quality of prossie is higher than that at these parties? I'd have a go on the middle one mind you.

Offline vt

Arguably better to stay blurred in my opinion.  I hope the general quality of prossie is higher than that at these parties? I'd have a go on the middle one mind you.

I did on Monday!  ;)

Cute Vera is from Russia with love!  :kiss:

Online Gooner

Just found out about LMP. Doubt I would have the courage to attend a party though. Just been through their twitter and would love to book the girl in the black (middle right). Anyone know her name?

https://twitter.com/LMP_London/status/354203989346246656/photo/1/large

Offline vt

Just found out about LMP. Doubt I would have the courage to attend a party though. Just been through their twitter and would love to book the girl in the black (middle right). Anyone know her name?

https://twitter.com/LMP_London/status/354203989346246656/photo/1/large

It's Emily, here too... http://t.co/ULw4POpLon

password02

Wow she is looking hot - any idea if she has a AW profile - would love to see her on a 1-2-1 

Online Gooner

Exactly what I was thinking password :D

Offline vt

Sadly I've not spotted Emily anywhere else. She seems to be one of Em's last-minute substitutes if a girl is unwell, so that may suggest she's not overly busy elsewhere.

Offline lerotic

I was told if i wanted to see one of the girls 1 to 1 then just call the normal number and ask.

Offline PuntingPete

I was told if i wanted to see one of the girls 1 to 1 then just call the normal number and ask.
Yes Em will sort it out with you, don't think she takes any extra either. Don't know where you meet the girls though as I don't think they are all from London  :unknown:

Tony Montana

My only complaint concerns the showers, more water leaked from the hose than came out of the shower head.

Curious6705

My only complaint concerns the showers, more water leaked from the hose than came out of the shower head.

The ensuite for the bedroom opposite the kitchen? The end of the hose has no rigidity and won't spray unless you hold it just so? Least that's how it was a couple of weeks ago. And 2 out of 3 loos were sealed awaiting a Saniflow engineer. Yep - as sanitation engineers LMP suck!  :D

LMP seem to me genuinely nice people and how rare is that in the world we inhabit? They also have a talent for organisation, though it may not stretch to plumbing ... c'est la vie!  :hi:


Offline vt

The ensuite for the bedroom opposite the kitchen? The end of the hose has no rigidity and won't spray unless you hold it just so? Least that's how it was a couple of weeks ago. And 2 out of 3 loos were sealed awaiting a Saniflow engineer. Yep - as sanitation engineers LMP suck!  :D

LMP seem to me genuinely nice people and how rare is that in the world we inhabit? They also have a talent for organisation, though it may not stretch to plumbing ... c'est la vie!  :hi:

Sounds like my 'hose'!!  :lol:

Perhaps you could offer to fix Em's plumbing for her...and then duck very quickly!!  ;)

Offline smiley9

Who is the Brunette with Emily on the LMP twitter pic please?




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