Hi Punters,
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External Link/Members OnlyThis is my first time leaving a review (so apologies If I fail to follow review etiquette). The link above is for "Exclusive Amy".
From beginning to end this punt was a disaster.
1. Profile
Profile pictures are inaccurate - indeed, fake. So, I suppose this was a case of bait-switch. Amy looked nothing like in the profile pictures.
2. Comms
Comms were OK, texted, and Amy asked me to arrive at a certain time because she was out on an outcall. But, she arrived late - while I waited on the street in front of her house, which she asked me to do via text just before arriving - and when she did arrive, she was driving with a male client/friend in the passenger seat of her car. So much for discretion! Same thing happened when I left, the next client was waiting outside!
3. The environment
Amy shares the flat with another colleague, who was in the house at the time of the punt (which is fine, I suppose). The entire place smelt like farts/shit. Her colleague was taking a dump in the bathroom right next to the business bedroom, and walked in on us right when I was about to take care of "administrative matters". Both Amy and her colleague laughed about something in a foreign language, and I am presuming it was about the odour in the house because Amy proceeded to spray a scent all over the room and corridor. I could't say which smell was worse! Needless to say, this killed my mood.
4. The punt
The punt was flat. There was no kissing (unlike what is stated on the profile), and Amy seemed in a hurry to finish (there was a another client after). She was disinterested throughout, and suggested she had had many clients during the course of the day. She started with a covered BJ to get me hard, and was quick to suggest penetration. While we proceed to go through the motions of a couple different positions, she refused to go on top (I get why, if she's had a few clients then that back is likely to be ginger). But it's not the refusal, it's that she was completely disinterested.
I won't be seeing her again.
Cheers!
Bedouin