External Link/Members OnlyA frustrating evening with a highly recommended (based on reviews anyway) Bruna.
Finished work at 6.45pm, sent a few texts around, asking who was available at 7pm (locally) to which Bruna replied 8pm. With no one else coming back I thought why not, see what the fuss is all about. Waited for time, and got so caught up waiting around I ended up being five minutes late (don’t ask!). Anyway, so I told her this to which I got a reply saying not to worry (with the usual bb, not too sure who’s doing the comms in truth)
So I get there at 8.05pm and get told to wait a few minutes. I thought fair enough, I was late by a few not gonna begrudge her if she’s late by a couple (albeit knowing it’s with a previous punter no doubt) - so at 8.10pm I got another text saying she’ll be longer than expected and that she’s sorry. I asked how long to wait, to which I got a reply back of ’15 minutes’ at 8.15pm. I wasn’t happy, as it was extremely cold so I reluctantly agreed for the same reason I agreed to wait an hour above and went to the local sainsbury’s for some treats, either in the case of the punt going well or badly (turns out chocolate is a good soother for a poor punt)
So finally got inside, to which it’s a weird place. Went up to a certain floor and it all felt a bit strange, knocked on the door. No answer. Was ready to leave and got told to wait a minute. Given what happened later, I wouldn’t be surprised if the punter before me was put in another room to let me in before I went out.
Finally went in and was given a beaming smile. She’s obviously enhanced, but I was slightly disappointed. Perhaps just too enhanced for my liking. I knew there and then I wasn’t going to have the best of punts for some reason. Handed over £170 for 1 hour and all felt a bit awkward. She didn’t engage and I almost felt like she didn’t want me to if I did. Went in for a kiss, to which she moved her head back slightly and did the usual head turn when I went in later. Realised very quickly kissing wasn’t happening so went to town instead on the big breasts.
Again, very little engagement. So I thought I’d just make it one-sided, kissed her body and kept sucking and licking her nipples which kept be going. To be fair to her, she gave OW and it was as per a previous review; dyson. If she’d did that for 1 hour I would probably have no complaints. After five mins, she got the lube (went to town with it) and went on top. I nutted very quickly but she wasn’t tight/nor loose bit in the middle but was nice having her on top with her tits in my face.
Cleaned me up and gave me a back and leg massage, which was very poor using spray baby oil I believe. I asked how long we had left (you know it’s a poor punt when YOU ask) and she said 30 minutes, asking ME what time we started. She quickly realised that she’d doubled booked when she said ‘oh it’s 9pm’ - to which I realised there’s a punter downstairs waiting. I thought I’d use this as a get out, so suggested cutting it short at 9pm and she refunded me the different, which probably helped everyone. Neither of us were probably enjoying it so end things amicably and onto another dick she goes.
Used the bathroom then made a quick exit. Didn’t bother with pleasantries as I normally do when leaving. Gave a reluctant and awkward kiss not ehe cheeks (face, not ass) and made my way. She must’ve sensed I was happy to leave at that point, and I hope she did, as was definitely on the conveyor belt.
When it comes to punting, call me naive but I consider each an experience. either good or bad and that depicts whether value for money. I wish I’d have got the positive bruna as per reviews on here, but unfortunately I got the opposite and overall not a good experience, nor one that I’ll be looking to return too.
I have recently been seeing Hot Allessia Escort a few times, who is levels above Bruna. Well at least in my experience. I will do a review on her as she’s a positive for me, but nothing different to her previous reviews.
Apologies for the sporadic nature of the review, it’s been a while and I’m writing this on the train home whilst it still fresh in mind, and that I don’t get too lazy to do it, as has been the case with other punts.
Feedback welcome.
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