Megan Deluxe' - Birmingham -- AMAZING

[slimdude1]

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Location: Birmingham, Hotel

Price: £130 1 hour

Comms: I was in Birmingham city centre during the morning and I've had my eye on Megan from Deluxe for weeks now. I've seen various mixed reviews, the good ones being great and the others being very questionable. I remember seeing on AW that she works incalls Saturday, so since I was in town I thought I'd call Deluxe up to see if she's available. I call and Olivia I believe answers, ask her if Megan's available and to my nice surprise, yes she is. We book it for the afternoon and location was sent through text at a hotel in Birmingham. Anyway, I get to the hotel quite early 15 mins, but then my fucking phone ran out of battery and I hadn't received the room number yet. So here I am in the hotel full of hundreds of rooms, with a dead phone not knowing what number room she is in.

Long story short, I ended up being well over an hour late and managed to use someone else's phone charger to charge my phone. Phone finally turns on and I'm thinking this is no longer gonna happen since they're gonna think I flaked and no showed. I text Olivia and she fortunately says that's fine, Megan's still here and you can see her in 20 mins? That was an instant positive flag for me as the communication was excellent.

The Punt: Finally arrive an hour later to the hotel room, very hot and sweaty needing a shower. I knock and the door opens to the sight of an absolutely sexy Megan. I apologise for making her wait and she's fine about it, and laughs it off. I hop straight into what was a necessary shower. Finish the shower, pop on the towel and walk out to literally 10/10 Megan in a lingerie.

She looked incredible. Her ass is literally the best I've seen - big but natural and nice and firm. Great figure, even a nice size boobs and a sexy face. To be honest, the best part of this punt was the conversation. I see a lot of reviews on here suggesting she's too nervous or laid back, I didn't get that impression whatsoever. Maybe that's partly due to our similar age, we had a really good convo which actually felt authentic rather than BS small talk. Anyway, after 20 mins of talking she goes in for a kiss and we start kissing. There's no tongue, but it was certainly passionate. I then finally get a feel of that arse and she goes down and removes my towel to give me a BJ.

The BJ was 9/10. Slow, amazing tongue action, deep and eye contact. I then finally popped and she still kept going which was a huge positive. She then goes to the bathroom to spit it out, which to me wasn't off putting at all but perhaps to others may feel otherwise. I guess I was too busy recovering than worrying about spitting or swallowing lol. Anyway, after that we just ended up chatting for 20-30 mins. I perhaps could of gone for round 2 but didn't want to force it.

Great chat, very confident girl and so freaking sexy. I'll 100% return for a second punt and definitely recommend. For me in any punt, if the chat is good and there's good foreplay, then the sexual stuff will be good too. You can't expect to fuck a girl when you hardly spoke to her and expect it to be good - or maybe I'm wrong lol.

I'll defo be returning, quite keen to now checkout Olivia and the other Deluxe girls too.

[Excalibur]

Glad you had a fantastic chat slimdude.

[vw]

You can't expect to fuck a girl when you hardly spoke to her and expect it to be good - or maybe I'm wrong lol.

You are wrong

when she is gagged bind folded and tied to the door and you fuck its very good.

however chat on the reload helps, the dumber the better for me.   

[NigelF]

You can't expect to fuck a girl when you hardly spoke to her and expect it to be good - or maybe I'm wrong lol.

You are wrong (I'm speaking from extensive experience).

Nonetheless, I have actually seen this girl too (when she was recently in Manchester) and I agree that she was nice to talk to. However, I (and surely you, especially given your age) can get excellent conversation for free from a variety of sources (including good looking girls) and I certainly wouldn't pay a rate of over £2 per minute for it - especially 20-30 mins of it!

Anyway, I'll do my own review soon (it'll be a positive).

[Juankerr]

The Punt: Finally arrive an hour later to the hotel room, very hot and sweaty needing a shower. I knock and the door opens to the sight of an absolutely sexy Megan. I apologise for making her wait and she's fine about it, and laughs it off. I hop straight into what was a necessary shower. Finish the shower, pop on the towel and walk out to literally 10/10 Megan in a lingerie.

She looked incredible. Her ass is literally the best I've seen - big but natural and nice and firm. Great figure, even a nice size boobs and a sexy face. To be honest, the best part of this punt was the conversation. I see a lot of reviews on here suggesting she's too nervous or laid back, I didn't get that impression whatsoever. Maybe that's partly due to our similar age, we had a really good convo which actually felt authentic rather than BS small talk. Anyway, after 20 mins of talking she goes in for a kiss and we start kissing. There's no tongue, but it was certainly passionate. I then finally get a feel of that arse and she goes down and removes my towel to give me a BJ.

The BJ was 9/10. Slow, amazing tongue action, deep and eye contact. I then finally popped and she still kept going which was a huge positive. She then goes to the bathroom to spit it out, which to me wasn't off putting at all but perhaps to others may feel otherwise. I guess I was too busy recovering than worrying about spitting or swallowing lol. Anyway, after that we just ended up chatting for 20-30 mins. I perhaps could of gone for round 2 but didn't want to force it.

Great chat, very confident girl and so freaking sexy. I'll 100% return for a second punt and definitely recommend. For me in any punt, if the chat is good and there's good foreplay, then the sexual stuff will be good too. You can't expect to fuck a girl when you hardly spoke to her and expect it to be good - or maybe I'm wrong lol.

At £130 for an hour with only kissing and a BJ, it must have been one hell of a conversation! 

[Littlefoot]

Think the op is in the wrong game judging by this review and the one he done on Chardonnay. Seems to like talking a lot!!  his money I suppose.

[vw]

At £130 for an hour with only kissing and a BJ, it must have been one hell of a conversation! 

she has a nice spankable arse, such a waste IMO only chatting, she deserves them too for her petulance on uke.   

[Wood2017]

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed yourself Slimdude and a rating in my opinion should always be based on how you left feeling/reflecting on the punt but that being said this is one of the more unusual positive reviews i've read, i really don't mean any disrespect to you when saying that.

Having seen her once before I fully agree on many of the points raised 1) she's hot 2) very good oral technique 3) very likeable girl ..... but what i don't understand is you've said you disagree with previous reports suggesting she's nervous/laid back (i.e not taking the initiative) but you've referenced a minimum of 40 minutes chat in a 1 hour booking?? That to me would feed into those suggestions not dispel them.

It's your time and money to spend how you see it but i can't help but feel this review isn't exactly going to do her many favours.

[NigelF]

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed yourself Slimdude and a rating in my opinion should always be based on how you left feeling/reflecting on the punt but that being said this is one of the more unusual positive reviews i've read, i really don't mean any disrespect to you when saying that.

Having seen her once before I fully agree on many of the points raised 1) she's hot 2) very good oral technique 3) very likeable girl ..... but what i don't understand is you've said you disagree with previous reports suggesting she's nervous/laid back (i.e not taking the initiative) but you've referenced a minimum of 40 minutes chat in a 1 hour booking?? That to me would feed into those suggestions not dispel them.

It's your time and money to spend how you see it but i can't help but feel this review isn't exactly going to do her many favours.

Fuck! Just realised it was a total of 40-50 mins of chat! Anyway, I agree.

I usually only spend that long and that much money (admittedly a bit more) talking to my Solicitor!

[Wood2017]

Fuck! Just realised it was a total of 40-50 mins of chat! Anyway, I agree.

I usually only spend that long and that much money (admittedly a bit more) talking to my Solicitor!

  brilliant.

As i said each to their own in regard but to the OP and it's up to him how he wants the booking to unfold but if a girl is as hot as described (which tbf i think Megan is as per my review of her) then there is no way i'm settling for a minimum of 2/3rds of the booking being conversation, that's discounting shower time at the start also etc

I took the lead far more than i would normally be comfortable with just to offset her lack of pro-active-ness. Enjoyed it regardless though.

On a side note NigelF i think this is the first time i've stumbled across you and your (vast) contribution to this site with reviews, well done good man!

[Pablo02]

40 mins of chatting
She can’t wait to see you again I bet
 

[slimdude1]

40 mins of chatting
She can’t wait to see you again I bet
 

It was not 40 minutes of chatting. Looking back it was about 70% action and 30% chatting.

Don't see what everyone's problem is, enjoying the punt is the most important thing at the end of the day, right? 

[vw]

It was not 40 minutes of chatting. Looking back it was about 70% action and 30% chatting.

Don't see what everyone's problem is, enjoying the punt is the most important thing at the end of the day, right? 

nice backtrack, has she or her pimp threatened you to say that?   

[slimdude1]

nice backtrack, has she or her pimp threatened you to say that?   

 

[Happyjose]

It was not 40 minutes of chatting. Looking back it was about 70% action and 30% chatting.

Don't see what everyone's problem is, enjoying the punt is the most important thing at the end of the day, right? 

And now you want the review deleted

Looks like you forgot to read the rules

[Marmalade]

And now you want the review deleted

Looks like you forgot to read the rules

He’s having a little wimpy squeaky moment.   

In a fantasy world people say three hail mumblies and pretend the past has been made perfect. That’s not how real life works. Mankind evolved from the sludge ‘n’ slime and learnt to be better than he was previously. So-called virgin births are no longer fashionable.

You learn and grow — no shame — or fuck off and become extinct. A barely noticeable blip on the long flight of evolution. And like nature, we don’t really care which you choose.

People sign up to UKP often expecting it to be the playpen they are used to on other forums — where someone wipes their little dribble and tells them they’re so cute. Much better to face facts. Realising you are not cute is the first step in not being hopelessly and childishly uncute.

  

[wolfiesmith69]

on the Brum H/L

[bearcat69]

To be honest, the best part of this punt was the conversation. I see a lot of reviews on here suggesting she's too nervous or laid back, I didn't get that impression whatsoever. Maybe that's partly due to our similar age, we had a really good convo which actually felt authentic rather than BS small talk.

Maybe if I'm reading too much into it, but those bits of that paragraph I've highlighted in red, well, it comes across like Megan is maybe a bit young and petulant. Do you mean to say that she'd only get along with me if I'm some cool young fella in my early twenties too? I'm not looking to date the young lady, I'm looking for a paid for sexual service.
That plus her rude posting style on UKE (I remember words along the lines of "Do you get a thrill tormenting young pretty girls?") doesn't exactly make the thought of punting her particularly appealing.
I can see that she's young and pretty clearly enough from her pictures... But she is a prossie, that should be a given thing anyway. It doesn't excuse having an attitude though, not in my book. I've fucked plenty of young prossies in there early twenties, and I've got along with them just fine. It seemed to me that my money, hygiene, respectful attitude, and being organised enough to manage to bother turning up on time was all they needed to give me a good service.
Anyway, glad you enjoyed your £130 snog, blowjob, chat, and phone charger mission, thanks for the review.

[Prince of Punts]

Anyway, after 20 mins of talking she goes in for a kiss and we start kissing.

Anyway, after that we just ended up chatting for 20-30 mins.

Statements like that are how meme's are made  .

Just wondering, during your talking session, did she mention how tight she is? I'm asking for a friend.

[Brumish]

He’s having a little wimpy squeaky moment.   

In a fantasy world people say three hail mumblies and pretend the past has been made perfect. That’s not how real life works. Mankind evolved from the sludge ‘n’ slime and learnt to be better than he was previously. So-called virgin births are no longer fashionable.

You learn and grow — no shame — or fuck off and become extinct. A barely noticeable blip on the long flight of evolution. And like nature, we don’t really care which you choose.

People sign up to UKP often expecting it to be the playpen they are used to on other forums — where someone wipes their little dribble and tells them they’re so cute. Much better to face facts. Realising you are not cute is the first step in not being hopelessly and childishly uncute.

  

Next time book an hours incall with Marmalade, £2 per minute will be far better spent. If nothing, he’ll at least give you some tips on manning up. Growing some balls, if you will.

[azrael]

Statements like that are how meme's are made  .

Just wondering, during your talking session, did she mention how tight she is? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[azrael]

To be honest, the best part of this punt was the conversation.

You can't expect to fuck a girl when you hardly spoke to her and expect it to be good - or maybe I'm wrong lol.

I'll defo be returning, quite keen to now checkout Olivia and the other Deluxe girls too.

1) maybe you need to look long and hard at your self, maybe consider a new hobby ijs

2) its not a date, your paying her to fuck you any which way she'll let you. If you disagree ask her for a freebie.

3) do you work for her agency, why mention them ijs ( maybe thats the cynic in me)

[vw]

Statements like that are how meme's are made  .

Just wondering, during your talking session, did she mention how tight she is? I'm asking for a friend.

 

Very funny for a returner.   

[Beamer]

And now you want the review deleted

Looks like you forgot to read the rules

He's lost the plot. Probably pressure from her pimp.

[DrConners]

Thats not an answer 

[slimdude1]

Apologies if I sound very inexperienced, i'm still kinda new to this. 

[Happyjose]

Apologies if I sound very inexperienced, i'm still kinda new to this.

Read the wiki

Read the rules

All you seek is there

[DrConners]

Apologies if I sound very inexperienced, i'm still kinda new to this.

Really ?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

[Marmalade]

Reviews splattered tirelessly with words like AMAZING and INCREDIBLE belong in the Adultwork fanboyo facility. Here, they are more likely to be seen as made-up hallucinogenic trash (when said prossie, or someone she’d seen, couldn’t be bothered writing an objective account).

But feel welcome if you want to linger longer in the lurch. Whine away. Would you prefer tomatoes or rotten eggs? 

[Beamer]

Apologies if I sound very inexperienced, i'm still kinda new to this.

BLX !!
You have been a member for nearly a year.

[bearcat69]

Apologies if I sound very inexperienced, i'm still kinda new to this.

Nowt wrong with being inexperienced lad.

Plenty wrong with posting sickly sweet fluffy reviews that are only useful to either yourself or the prossie in question.

Even more wrong with misusing the report function to bother admin to delete your fluffy review, just because you can't take a bit of ribbing. That's not what that function is there for.

Anyway, nobody is perfect, least of all me, don't behave like a idiot and you'll be fine, but consistently behave like one and expect people on here to call you out on it.

[Marmalade]

Thank fuck ‘it’ has gone.

[slimdude1]

I'll take what you guys say on board (as aggressive as it came across).

Please note though, words I use like "amazing" are entirely my choice based on MY experience and enjoyment. What I enjoy maybe completely different to what you guys enjoy.

Having said all of that, I requested to delete this post due to a) the backlash it got & b) I wanted to retype the post with a less hyperbole approach. Bearing in mind, this is only my 4th Punt ever and I only punt every 3-4 months or more.

YES I agree I should of read the rules before requesting XYZ. I've read them now and that's what matters.

Also, for those sceptics that think I'm being threatened by the "pimp" - just because they don't agree with my review, that is faaaaar from the truth. I'm young and still inexperienced at this, therefore I tend admittedly to exaggerate things a lot.

Either way, I accept all your constructive comments and I'll ensure future reviews and posts are FAIR and less "fanboy". 

Cheers

[NigelF]

I'll take what you guys say on board (as aggressive as it came across).

Please note though, words I use like "amazing" are entirely my choice based on MY experience and enjoyment. What I enjoy maybe completely different to what you guys enjoy.

Having said all of that, I requested to delete this post due to a) the backlash it got & b) I wanted to retype the post with a less hyperbole approach. Bearing in mind, this is only my 4th Punt ever and I only punt every 3-4 months or more.

YES I agree I should of read the rules before requesting XYZ. I've read them now and that's what matters.

Also, for those sceptics that think I'm being threatened by the "pimp" - just because they don't agree with my review, that is faaaaar from the truth. I'm young and still inexperienced at this, therefore I tend admittedly to exaggerate things a lot.

Either way, I accept all your constructive comments and I'll ensure future reviews and posts are FAIR and less "fanboy". 

Cheers

Yes, for me, it's the hyperbole that's the biggest problem with this review. It's an issue because it makes your review look less objective and therefore less reliable.

Anyway, it's good you're taking the advice on board.

[bearcat69]

Having said all of that, I requested to delete this post due to a) the backlash it got & b) I wanted to retype the post with a less hyperbole approach. Bearing in mind, this is only my 4th Punt ever and I only punt every 3-4 months or more.

One of the better things about this site IMO is that people can't just come on here, post whatever bollocks takes their fancy and then just delete it or alter it and bugger off.

In theory it leads to thinking about what you post before you post it.

In a game where outing or spreading bullshit could ruin somebodies life, or possibly make them waste a lot of money, or even lead to fucking a barebacking skank unknowingly, it's not a good thing to have a website that could in theory play in to the hands of fuckwits who may behave in such ways.

It leads to a certain sort of fairness, clarity and equality, as everybody on here is in the same boat in that regards.

So don't take it personally. As has been said to you, it's just about discerning whether or not you are trustworthy and objective.

As has also been said, good that you've taken on board feedback, as that's what reviews are all about IMO, and about helping punters make informed buying decisions. Reviews are always encouraged here, the more the better. Even ones that reveal possible fluffy tendencies have a certain value IMO. From a standpoint of self interest, I would rather those are not removed or altered unless absolutely necessary as they stand as a handy reminder.

[slimdude1]

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Duration: 1 hour in a Birmingham Hotel

Comms: Called the agency quite last minute and managed to get same-day booking.

Megan: I asked her to wear that netted lingerie (if that's what its called lol) that's displayed on her photos on AW. This is my second time seeing Megan (first review I posted about a month ago), so I knew what to expect going in. The hotel was at a different location, personally I wasn't a fan of the hotel nor the room itself. Seemed too motel-esque rather than the last time which was a nice hotel room. Either way, Megan opens and she smiles and greets me as she remembers the last session. She was wearing high heels, with a nice tight dress and looked stunning as always. I still can't get over her godess like body, slim and massive round arse.

Punt: I texted the agency telling them I'll be 10-15 mins late due to traffic and they we fine with that. I guess because they knew me they knew I wouldn't flake. Paperwork out the way, me and Megan joked about the review I put of her which received a lot of back-clash. I was a lot more horny today so we spoke for about 5 mins, and then onto the action. Started off with a bit of kissing, then she took her dress off to reveal that incredibly sexy lingerie outfit, giving me a good 15 mins of fondling with her body, her breasts and of course her gigantic ass! I then whipped out one of her toys and started to fuck her with it. Her moaning just turned me on 10x more.

I then fully undressed and she gave me a nice sloppy OWO blowjob, and it's fair to say I lasted not long! What's amazing is that once you cum, she keeps going and it just makes the experience a whole lot better. The only downside which kinda ruins it is that once you finish, she won't swallow, she'll run to the sink and spit it out and wash her mouth which is a bit off putting. Having said that, at this point I generally don't give a shit since I'm too busy processing what the fk just happened lol.

We then spent the last 5 minutes chatting whilst laying down naked with each other.

For me Megan is nearly the perfect punt. She's georgous looking, amazing body and know's how to please.

Pros:
- Perfect thick body
- 10/10 ass
- Very good chat - down to earth girl

Cons/areas of improvement:
- She's very laid back and submissive, I think it would be better at times if she was more enthusiastic and even dominant.
- Running to the sink after OWO to spit it out...bit of a turn off - but not a huge biggie

Would I go again? Absolutely. This is my second time seeing Megan, and even though I have others on my HL, I can't help but revisit her instead! Her body is like none other I've seen, best punt I've had thus far (even better than Chardonnay who was excellent).

I've seen a few mixed reviews regarding Megan and her enthusiasm/interest in the punt. I can't speak for others' experience, but I never had such issues to the point where it felt like she didn't want to be there. However, I can see why that's a turn off to meeting her considering you're paying for services and you're not sure you'll be getting them. Guess it's the nature of punting!

[Wood2017]

I must say Slimdude your review style since the last review has improved massively, far more informative, 100% more balanced and kudos to you for taking that previous/feedback on board.

I enjoyed reading this review but can't help but highlight though that i'm pretty sure there's some forum rule whereby you're not meant to review the same girl more than once in a year unless it's a different rating.

I'm not trying to piss on your parade but thought it's better i tell you politely than let your incur the wrath of some of the strong minded posters on site.

Out of interest do you not look to have sex within a booking as your punts never seem to escalate to this??

[slimdude1]

I must say Slimdude your review style since the last review has improved massively, far more informative, 100% more balanced and kudos to you for taking that previous/feedback on board.

I enjoyed reading this review but can't help but highlight though that i'm pretty sure there's some forum rule whereby you're not meant to review the same girl more than once in a year unless it's a different rating.

I'm not trying to piss on your parade but thought it's better i tell you politely than let your incur the wrath of some of the strong minded posters on site.

Out of interest do you not look to have sex within a booking as your punts never seem to escalate to this??

Thanks, I took it on board and to be honest, looking back at the other review I did I'm not surprised I had backlash!

Regarding the second review, honestly I had no idea this was a thing. I posted this second one as I wanted to give a more objective review. To answer the sex question, I'm very picky about who I have sex with  (maybe it's because I'm young). Having said that, if I see this girl again I'll 100% do more than just a BJ!

I'm going to read the rules again though, as a lot of them have slipped out my mind! 

[Wood2017]

Thanks, I took it on board and to be honest, looking back at the other review I did I'm not surprised I had backlash!

Regarding the second review, honestly I had no idea this was a thing. I posted this second one as I wanted to give a more objective review. To answer the sex question, I'm very picky about who I have sex with  (maybe it's because I'm young). Having said that, if I see this girl again I'll 100% do more than just a BJ!

I'm going to read the rules again though, as a lot of them have slipped out my mind! 

As i say credit is deserved for adapting the review style, look forward to reading further reviews from you in the future.

Referring back to your review where did the toy come from? and what type was it? Of the mass of reviews of her yours is the only to feature this 

[Ming]

Two positive reviews of the same girl are not permitted within a 12 month period:

Site rules:

- Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider). Massage-only reviews without any sexual services are permitted, but ideally should make it clear in the topic title. Only one positive review thread can be posted for a service provider by one member per 12 month period, the exception is if the new positive review is for a threesome or more booking. This 12-month restriction only applies to positive reviews, not neutral or negative (they can be posted anytime after a positive review). During the 12-month period a member can add their new positive reviews to their existing review thread in the form of a reply.


Op I suggest you report this thread and ask that Admin combine it to your 1st review.

Ming 

[Brumish]

Your reviews are certainly unusual - tell me, if you kindly would, how does she ‘carries on’ with OWO after you have come in her mouth, for which you have given her praise, and simultaneously runs into the bathroom to spit it out, for which you’ve given a negative.

Are you really a punter or part of this group? Driver/pimp/Megan?

[Wood2017]

Your reviews are certainly unusual - tell me, if you kindly would, how does she ‘carries on’ with OWO after you have come in her mouth, for which you have given her praise, and simultaneously runs into the bathroom to spit it out, for which you’ve given a negative.

Are you really a punter or part of this group? Driver/pimp/Megan?

A few people have suggested a similar technique about her CIM so I’ve read this to assume she’ll carry on blowing through the orgasm and then spit once your empty so to speak.

It’s the introduction of the toy that’s got me curious, none of the other reviews refer to anything remotely similar??

[Madone1]

Did you get second wind and fuck her or did you pay 130 quid for a blowjob only asking because you said it was a one hour booking but you only mention 25 minutes of action.

[Brumish]

Did you get second wind and fuck her or did you pay 130 quid for a blowjob only asking because you said it was a one hour booking but you only mention 25 minutes of action.

OP has form on chatting with ar Meg for 40 mins in an hours booking. Bet he wasn’t happy she ate into his talk time by 5 mins 

[Madone1]

OP has form on chatting with ar Meg for 40 mins in an hours booking. Bet he wasn’t happy she ate into his talk time by 5 mins 

  the easiest money she will ever make.

[KingUser2017]

Good review, but I wouldn't waste 20 mins talking, I would rather get in there and do the business.

If I want a good chat, I'll stay home and talk to the Mrs! - she's good and chatting! LOL

Anyway thanks for the review! 

[Pablo02]

A few people have suggested a similar technique about her CIM so I’ve read this to assume she’ll carry on blowing through the orgasm and then spit once your empty so to speak.

It’s the introduction of the toy that’s got me curious, none of the other reviews refer to anything remotely similar??

I wasn’t aware of any toys or even being asked to use them on her!

[Wood2017]

I wasn’t aware of any toys or even being asked to use them on her!

That’s why I asked the question Pablo02 mate.

No disrespect to Slimdude but it’s seems he’s not the most forward in taking advantage of the goods on offer within his meets and yet he’s the only person that has experienced or at least referenced this in a review.

Where did the toys come from? Who instigated them? What type of toys?

All of the above is completely new information within any review.

[Marmalade]

From slimpunter:

“Please note though, words I use like "amazing" are entirely my choice based on MY experience and enjoyment. What I enjoy maybe completely different to what you guys enjoy.  Having said all of that, I requested to delete this post due to a) the backlash it got & b) I wanted to retype the post with a less hyperbole approach. Bearing in mind, this is only my 4th Punt ever and I only punt every 3-4 months or more.”

It’s helpful that you’ve said you’ve only punted four times. Just see it from other punters’ perspective when writing the review (reviews here being to help other punters rather than just a sounding off). So my reaction when someone says most amazing he’s ever seen might, at a push, carry some weight if he’d written 50 reviews with believable info and a large variation showing how he rates from positive to neutral to negative: but from a fairly new poster, less so. It can just suggest the guy hasn’t seen many women or else has little discrimination or is easily pleased (which might not be the case, but we only have what is written). Looking at your reviews, for instance, the thing that stuck in my mind (3 positives, and then 1 negative where you got ripped off) was “so the other three didn’t rob him”! That you’ve only had four punts in total makes your comments more understandable though.

Punters’ tastes vary greatly. The review is indeed of your experience, and whether you enjoyed it is the biggest factor to you but only one of many factors to someone reading it. So it’s worth trying to include details that a fly on the wall would see. Her age, body type (as well as whether you liked it) so punters have that objective info that some will say “yes sounds maybe my type” and others will say “no way”.

I know UKP’s a learning curve as well since it is the one website that seeks clarity rather than flattering prossies. At the end of the day, they are just prossies, slagettes selling their pissflaps for half an hour at an extortionate rate. They’re useful to us in lieu of real women as they allow us to empty your our balls and maybe are pleasant with it and nice to look at while we’re doing it.

Good luck!

[slimdude1]

That’s why I asked the question Pablo02 mate.

No disrespect to Slimdude but it’s seems he’s not the most forward in taking advantage of the goods on offer within his meets and yet he’s the only person that has experienced or at least referenced this in a review.

Where did the toys come from? Who instigated them? What type of toys?

All of the above is completely new information within any review.

I asked her if she had any toys, to which she said yes and pulled it out her handbag