Up until now my reviews have been immature, rushed, and quite frankly not very value-adding. However i'm currently sat in a lounge @ LHR with some time to kill so will try a new stylie:
MEETING DETAILS:
Escort name: Bruna
Link:
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External Link/Members Only Date/Time of Visit: Feb 2018 ~ 4pm; Type of Visit: Incall (SW3, Chelsea/South Ken)
Incall time and price spent: 30 mins: £90 (PLUS £20 for OWO)
PREAMBLE: So this lady is pretty well reviewed ... i've seen many a Brazilian across this blessed land, and decided i had to take the chance of being close by to this voluptuous one too. Comms were good. Phoned around midday for a 6pm meet - OK. My meeting finished early so i re-arranged for 4:30 ... i was running early and got a text off her @ 3:50 saying she was ready whenever i was... thank you punting gods - arrived at hers about 20 mins later.
ABOUT THE VENUE: (good)
Really nice apartment nearby to Sloane Square in SW3. Buzz to get in... very inconspicuous, quite a quiet road. Walked a few floors up and was let into a flat that most Londoners would be very happy to live in. Comfortable bedroom - shower offered, clean towels. Cold beer waiting once I got out of the shower.. nice.
ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: (positive with comments)
OK, so she is clearly really hot given the reviews and photos, so i'll give an honest opinion: She opened the door, and first thoughts were WOW. around 5"8 with heels, and an absolutely STACKED body. She had on heels, bra, and panties, with some sort of see-through night gown; and her ass and titties were just busting out from either end. I'm an ass man, but her boobs were the highlight - beautiful things, very large and fake, but felt amazing and looks perfect. Onto the booty: Huge. very large, and cannot quite be classified as a bubble because her mid-section is so thick that it almost matches her massive behind... nevertheless it is an awesome creation from the holyland that is Brazil. Tattoos looked amazing IMO per the pictures. COMMENTS: This isn't negative, but the only thing that was catching my eye was that the complexion of her skin on her ass was very blotchy. i dont know where it is a lack of tan or even maybe acne scars?? But the skin is most definitely not a complete smooth shade, and is very blotchy.
other than that she is built for sin with and a great shade of light brown. Gorgeous face with a beauty mark above her lip too. Facially between a 7-7.5/10 IMO. Said she is 28, and wouldn't say she is lying.
Check her pictures on AW- they are accurate, however the skin on the ass is not, and there is some very minor fat gathering around her belly button. other than that she is, as i mentioned, stacked and built for sin.
ABOUT THE ESCORT’S PERSONALITY AND OTHER FACTS: (mostly positive)
Friendly, easy going. English is not great but she was cool and we got on well.
During the meeting: (mostly positive)
Services offered: Played with her amazing thick, toned, ass, and super-phat titties. then she reached for a condom... ?! No Ta. Told her OWO. She said £20, i took it. OWO was good (not amazing) but some quite good technique, and relitively deep. OWO was a 6.5/10 on the OWO scale which i just made up right now.. so above average but no incredible.
Then partook in - Reverse CG; CG; Mishl; Dog ... asked if she did CIM and she pointed at her cheek but said not in the mouth. So i returned to Dog and jackhammered until finishing inside her and holding onto that huge ass.
POSITIVES:1. Good prolonged penetration sex in several positions. Took a real hammering in doggy with zero complaints ... so hats off there
2. Thick pornstar brazilian body. Not made in the UK, and that is clear... must be experienced to understand.
3. So good i have to say it twice - body is super thick with incredible asssssets.
4. Friendly, good attitude, nice girl
5. Willing to please attitude.
6. Nice venue
7. No rushing at all.
8. Nice oily massage in between rounds.
9. No rushing to cum.
10. Thick Ass and Titties.
11. No timewasting tactics.
12. Cum on face offered but not taken
13. Clean/freshly showered/no nasty smells.
14. Nicely presented. Had light makeup and well dressed.
15. Punctual. Booking started on time.
NEUTRALS:
1. There was a slight twinge in the breath... Dick breath maybe? Therefore i did not partake in any prolonged kissing. She did not initiate any DFK anyways, but i would not have enjoyed it.
2. No CIM on offer
3. Skin across ass is not perfect. No to say that it should be 'perfect' .. but it is very blotchy and many scars.
4. Pussy was slightly loose ... not absolutely gaping ... but it definitely is NOT tight.
NEGATIVES:Only one - OWO is extra!!! ??
Some of the neutrals could have been rated as negatives but they weren’t prominent enough or bothered me to be thought as such in my judgment.
CONCLUSIONS AND FINAL VERDICT:A decent punt with a super hot brazilian busty mamacita.
Q. Do I recommend her? A. Yes, for the ass and titties.
Q. Would I meet her again (going back in time)? A. Yes.... but only for the ass and titties.
Q. Will I meet her again in the future? A. Nah ... she's only here for a few months anyway. I would not go again because the service is not up there with some of the top top experienced expert WGs. Maybe with years will come experience .. but hopefully no extra weight will be gained in those years either ;-)
DETAILED SCORES ABOUT THE ESCORT: Attractiveness/Beauty: 8/10 (face score: 7.4/10; body score: 8.9/10) – IMO
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 9.5/10
Willingness to please: 9.2/10
Participation, enthusiasm & expression of enjoy: 9.0/10
GFE illusion: 7.0/10
Available services: 7.8/10
Quality of available services: 8.6/10
Hygiene Standard: 7.5/10
English level: 5.0/10
Premises: 9/10
Tattoos: Lots, and i liked them. check the pics on AW.
Pubic hair: Fully shaven
Quality/price ratio: Fair @ 90 for 30 mins ... but the extra for OWO was not really justified.
Still a positive.
Enjoy.
Topic: Brunahotstuff - SW3 (Read 985 times)
