External Link/Members OnlySo I was caught short after plan A went down the tube and sat in my car with the need that we all know so well. I'm aware I will get bashed on here as a first time reviewer and I've chosen a barebacker but I thought a quick pump and dump should suit me and feed the need.
Place was easy enough to find behind a pub in a small village just outside of Luton, I had text and agreed a time, comms were all good. On arrival I was greeted by a 40's something white english female who was dressed as I had asked and whilst she won't win any beauty contests, its my kind of thing to fuck ordinary looking women who you maybe wouldn't look twice at in the street or may see in the village etc.
All going well.......... Then into the bedroom. My intention was to fuck her protected and dump in her mouth. As I walked in the stench was horrendous. It was clear some big sweaty fucker had probably just been in an done the business, she removed her knickers and I saw a huge cum stain in them that was glistening and still juicy. It put me off. I asked if I could possibly just have a blowjob, trying to be polite and if she just got her tits out to help me out. She wasn't happy and demanded the cash for the full half hour.
Mr happy is still needing to get his fix for the day and as I'm not sure if her old man is around I think okay so I pay 60 quid and ask for a blow job despite the offer of a 15 minute £40 BJ session on her profile. She then tells me that she doesn't allow CIM in a blowjob only session despite it being all over her profile! Again some discussion and I decide that enough enough and I just wank over her tits after some very poor attempts at her licking Mr Happy, whilst she looked unimpressed at the bed, her nails, her watch waiting for me to finish.
To be fair to her she has a good body, great shape, face isn't up to much but she seems very much mechanical in everything she does, no kissing and not much conversation other than some surly instructions.
All in all, there must be better around for the money and it just isn't my thing to see a woman with cum stained panties as you wanna ride her.
I know this is my first post and its a negative but I've learnt a huge amount about punting from UKP and its time to give back and get involved.
This could have just been a bad day for her but I certainly didn't feel welcome and it was all a bit too mechanical and surly for my liking.
