Author Topic: Lazy Eve01 Aberdeen  (Read 1603 times)


37 review(s) for Eve01 (18 positive, 4 neutral, 15 negative) [Indexed by bushman]

Offline bushman

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Laziest WG ever.
She was on my HL for a wee while. So, during a recent Aberdeen tour, I decided to go for a quick check-up. Seeing she’s got a rough 60% positive hit rate I decided to get in there.

Arrived at her flat, to be let in by the girl in the pictures. – You recognise her by the silly Beano cartoon on her arm. Not quite what I expected, the reviews on her has said she has fallen in love with Pies, they where true. She must have picked up at least 3 stone since her online profile pictures where taken. Quite the porky.

So, I decided just to for a 15min session.
Facially she is a 6/10 I found her to be attractive.
Body 3/10 not what I expected however she has very smooth skin.
Boobs 4/10 same reason.
Bum 4/10.
Well a 15 min session only has room for a quick fuck.
She asked what do I want sex or blow job. HL girls need to be fucked to be removed to my Seen HL list. So, I opted for the fuck. To this she replied you better hurry since there is only so much time in 15 min.
Slightly taken back I replied what do you mean we have not started yet. So, she told that I am responsible for my own dick. If you want to fuck you need to make sure I can put a condom on.
So, no help from you then I asked. Yes, your job she replied. So, there was I wanking myself while a WG stare at me talking shit about the recent snow in Aberdeen. Eventually I manage to rise like the Phoenix, rubber on away I went. She only wanted missionary. So after a while I manage to pop. Left her flat – 18 minutes since entering.


Offline thecrippler

I nobbed her about 3 years ago, she wasn't skinny then but had a lovely womanly curve on her, shame she has put on the pounds, I won't be back.

Her attitude was ok with me then, again pity she's being a dick now.

Offline Boinky

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She's got a terrible hit rate, especially in the last year with 2 Pos, 1 Neutral and 8 Negs.

Offline bushman

Think she should either retire or stop touring so much and join a gym where ever she decide to settle down.

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I went to see her just the other week and on the phone asked if she did 69 and she replied"Yes I do"
So got there and attitude was ok quite friendly but when we were ready to get on with it
I said start with 69? And her response was No I don't do that no kissing or licking
Still for 50 quid she was alright
Chubby but not fat
Why is Aberdeen girls so crap nowadays?

Offline bushman

I went to see her just the other week and on the phone asked if she did 69 and she replied"Yes I do"
So got there and attitude was ok quite friendly but when we were ready to get on with it
I said start with 69? And her response was No I don't do that no kissing or licking
Still for 50 quid she was alright
Chubby but not fat
Why is Aberdeen girls so crap nowadays?
You sound like me.
The only decent WG in Aberdeen is Penny. Great woman, not too young. But she has a better body and attitude than 98% of girls coming trough the Deen. Try her on for size.

Offline Kieslowski

Why is Aberdeen girls so crap nowadays?

Oil downturn means fewer people getting paid stupid amounts of money and others out of a job entirely, which means less business for WGs, meaning it's a less attractive place to come to in the first place, especially when flats and hotels are still expensive in comparison to other places. No point coming all the way up to Aberdeen when you can just go to Edinburgh, Glasgow or somewhere in England and do more business for less of an outlay.