Latina_Maria18 (lying slut) - Reading

[king tarzan]

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Rang this fucken lying slut bitch whore in morning
Confirmed services then slut tells me to text her what I want to avoid confusion ..
Text her what I wanted and bitch agreed. .

So drove all way from London to reading!!

Got to her flat and the lying bitch slut whore said no kissing! !
Then goes it will be extra £60!!

I asked the fucken bitch seriously are you winding me up!!!

Then she goes sorry no kissing..

I just told her forget and told her to be honest..

Showed me her pig minghy friends I just point blank refused! !

She was apologetic but I said keep her apology to herself and left..

Lying slut!!

Total waste of time and petrol..

Was bitch in pictures..
Not a super honey but definitely honey standard..
Brown skinned latina..

[Veritas]

You drove from London (full of solid SPs) to Reading (punting wasteland right now) to TOFTT on a girl who loves dinner dates “where we can have a chat and get to know more about each other”, with a brand new AW profile and no UKP feedback.  Wow, dedication to the cause if ever I saw it.

Oh, hold on, she says “Treat me like your Princess and I will trat you like my King”...suspect King Tarzan saw that as a personal appeal from her mango to his king cobra 

[James999]

fucken lying slut bitch whore
bitch agreed. .
fucken bitch

Then she goes sorry no kissing..

Perhaps she didn't like the look of you, or your attitude may have had something to do with it 

[king tarzan]

Perhaps she didn't like the look of you, or your attitude may have had something to do with it 

At least I pay and get laid with some of the most beautiful women imaginable to the man's eyes..

James it 12,843 posts and 0 reviews..

Instead of passing piss taking judgements on punters like myself who actually use whores.
Why don't you actually go and use a whore?
Are you afraid they would 100% certainly not like the look of you?
You 100% must have worn out keyboards...

[James999]

Looks like that comment touched a nerve, best you go stick your lion bar up your mango or some other bollocks you make up 

[NigelF]

The problem with your reviews is that they're often (but not always) too extreme (positively or negatively) and contain too much crap. I'm not even talking about all the cobra and mango stuff, I'm talking about either just reams and reams of excessive expletives (plus irrelevant/incorrectly used words such as slut) to describe a WG, which just make you look unhinged (like this review) or a load of flowery fluffy bollocks talking about heavenly beauties and 10/10s etc.

You get way too carried away and seem to care far too much. It's just a punt and there's a reason it's called that.

Having said all that, your reviews do pretty much always contain useful information (you just might have to wade though a lot of stuff that isn't) and personally I still mostly trust them (particularly regarding DFK) but you do make it really hard for yourself to look reliable and objective.

Put it this way, if a newbie posted this review, it wouldn't be particularly surprising if they were banned.

[king tarzan]

The problem with your reviews is that they're often (but not always) too extreme (positively or negatively) and contain too much crap. I'm not even talking about all the cobra and mango stuff, I'm talking about either just reams and reams of excessive expletives (plus irrelevant/incorrectly used words such as slut) to describe a WG, which just make you look unhinged (like this review) or a load of flowery fluffy bollocks talking about heavenly beauties and 10/10s etc.

You get way too carried away and seem to care far too much. It's just a punt and there's a reason it's called that.

Having said all that, your reviews do pretty much always contain useful information (you just might have to wade though a lot of stuff that isn't) and personally I still mostly trust them (particularly regarding DFK) but you do make it really hard for yourself to look reliable and objective.

Put it this way, if a newbie posted this review, it wouldn't be particularly surprising if they were banned.

I understand your point of view..

I just crack on to the main structure straight away..

Obviously I wouldn't dare to swear to there faces as I am a keyboard Rambo..

I do get annoyed at lies when I ask very politely for honesty before I make my way towards them...

My positive reviews are happy..
My negatives are annoyance at blatant lies..

A person who reads into them instantly would know whether to visit or not..

Each to there own structure of there reviews..

Luckily I don't part with my cash until I am fully satisfied within around 30 seconds whether to proceed or not..

Sure I fly into a rage in my negative reviews as recount the moment and wastage of my time and petrol and luckily very rare wastage of money.

Sure I am in a super duper good mood for my positives as I recount the moments of great pleasure with those wonderfully beautiful ladies..

My reviews can be disregarded by others as lunatic rubbish or taken to an extent seriously whether to see the reviewed ladies in question by others..

If I offend others does not bother me at all..

I am to the point man on the forum and in life..

I am not a two faced shit head..

I believe in straight down the line honesty ...

It applies to my punting hobby as money is being used..

[Cunning Punt]

I took one look at that profile and thought this seems TGTBT, but thanks for confirming by TOFTT and the warning.

But, yes, as has been said, many sex-deprived folk make a regular punting pilgrimage from Reading to London, but to Reading from London! 

[claretandblue]

Only a complete moron would drive all the way from London to Reading, to tofft for the team with a bird who loves dinner dates and no feedback,oh hang on....

[pepsicolaboy]

Sorry you had an aborted punt and a wasted journey.

I wonder if shes really a darker Romanian     

would explain a lot...

[MrMatrix]

I think the more experienced punters have all made the odd mistake in selecting a wrongun. If KT fancied the Reading burd enough why not not go and see her. He is an experienced punter and one of the more prolific reviewers. Personnally I wouldnt drive out of London either in his shoes - but he did. Only we all take a chance with a non reviewed escort. I have travelled into London on several occaisions and had the odd shit punt, even with well reviewed SPs. That is the nature of the hobby. At least KT reports back on these disasters and we should be grateful some one does. I go a lot by KTs reviews as they are pretty spot on and I dont mind the mango and king cobra references - its his trade mark.

On a matter of point KT. I agree with NigelF's comments entirely. You should take cognizence of what hes saying 

[king tarzan]

I have been to Reading quite a few times over the years and paid and fucked some gorgeous super honeys
( obviously the super honeys not active as it was years back )
1 blonde brazilian super honey even asked me why do I come all the way from London to see her in Reading my response was automatically
" because your beauty is the magnet "
She went embarrassingly red and was lost for words!!

For me it's a big yes reason I travel at times out of London is because there beauty is the magnet. .
Yes they are escorts but at the same time they are wonderfully beautiful women and obtainable to rent for an hour..
Certainly 100% they wouldn't look at me twice in a normal sociable environment. ..

I have a lust for female high end physical beauty..
At times it has paid off and a few times has miserably failed..

[doggyrulesovereverything]

Not sure if I'll get a response now, but whereabouts was her flat?

[old_monk01]

Thanks for review. She was on HL but 0 ukp reviews meant I will give her a miss. Sad to hear you had such a shit punt. Better luck next time.

[DrConners]

Not sure if I'll get a response now, but whereabouts was her flat?

Bit of a creepy post ? Why don't you just contact the girl in question ? Her profile is still active 

- Privacy of service providers
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The rules :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

[doggyrulesovereverything]

Bit of a creepy post ? Why don't you just contact the girl in question ? Her profile is still active 

The rules :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

Thanks, I thought it was acceptable because I just wanted a general location, as stated in the rules. Never asked for anything else.

[DrConners]

Thanks, I thought it was acceptable because I just wanted a general location, as stated in the rules. Never asked for anything else.

Fair enough - Sounds to me like you were asking for specifics ?

but whereabouts was her flat?

Didn't answer this question though ?

Why don't you just contact the girl in question ? Her profile is still active.

If you have texted/messaged her on AW & tried to call with no reply or response best advice is to just move on mate.

[contentguy]

Not sure if I'll get a response now, but whereabouts was her flat?

I just don’t get why you’d ask that here, the lady has an active profile.
She”s reviewed once, with a strong neg, and. You want to know where she lives.

I don’t get why you want to know either specifics or proximity from here, when you can ask her.

Guy

[king tarzan]

Oh, hold on, she says “Treat me like your Princess and I will trat you like my King”...suspect King Tarzan saw that as a personal appeal from her mango to his king cobra 

100% extremely funny!!
  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😄😄😄

[Chorley]

Glad you TOFTT, but I can't understand why ,if you're London based,you'd bother punting in Reading? 
Isn't it notorious for being slim pickings? 

[linkburn]

Glad you TOFTT, but I can't understand why ,if you're London based,you'd bother punting in Reading? 
Isn't it notorious for being slim pickings? 

Reading is overpriced and underserviced. Punting and most other things too.

[hungrypunt]

Showed me her pig minghy friends I just point blank refused! !

This cheered me up 

[DouglasReynholm]

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Rang this fucken lying slut bitch whore in morning
Confirmed services then slut tells me to text her what I want to avoid confusion ..
Text her what I wanted and bitch agreed. .

So drove all way from London to reading!!

Got to her flat and the lying bitch slut whore said no kissing! !
Then goes it will be extra £60!!

I asked the fucken bitch seriously are you winding me up!!!

Then she goes sorry no kissing..

I just told her forget and told her to be honest..

Showed me her pig minghy friends I just point blank refused! !

She was apologetic but I said keep her apology to herself and left..

Lying slut!!

Total waste of time and petrol..

Was bitch in pictures..
Not a super honey but definitely honey standard..
Brown skinned latina..

This man doesn't need to be here - he needs a recording contract!