Royal Thai Orchid Massage Cheltenham

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After reading several comments about massage with HR in Cheltenham I thought I'd give it a go.

Visited this place - External Link/Members Only

This was a new experience for me as I've only ever visited escorts before.... and with an escort you know that 'anything goes'.   So I was kinda more nervous with this as I didn't know what would be on offer and how I'd go about it.

So the first thing I'd say is that if you're new like me - don't be nervous - it was really simple.

The shop shares an entrance with an established business downstairs - so noone looks twice as you go in.

I went to the first floor and walked in.  Greeted by 3 gorgeous Thai girls.  I'd already texted the day before to say I was coming in, so they were expecting me and knew my 'name'.  So that helped the nerves - the fact I didn't have to walk in and ask for a massage.

They confirmed my booking - that it was for a 2 girl (4 hands) oily massage for 30 minutes.  I handed over my £40.

I got the feeling that they didn't really want to do 30 minutes.  But I really wanted to try 4 hands, and didn't want to pay the hour, so was being cheeky suggesting the 30 minutes.

I was told to undress and face down.

The massage then started and it was really (really) good.  One girl started giving me credit card swipes.  They soon (within a minute) asked if I wanted anything fun.  I pretended to be coy and asked what I could get.

I was told £20 per girl extra for HR.  And another £20 per girl for topless.  They suggested there could be more options even beyond that.

After reading other advice online, I realised it might turn out expensive, so if I'm honest, I only brought £120 with me, as I didn't want to be tempted into spending too much.  As it was £120 is quite expensive, but I thought sod it and went for it.  So that's £40 for the massage plus £80 extras - HR and topless for both of them.

The massage continued.  There was lovely conversation now and again (they really are friendly).  I must say, even without the prospect of a happy ending - even if you just went for a normal massage, it was pure bliss.  What's not to like?  2 really gorgeous girls rubbing oil all over you.

When it came to the end, the younger looking of the 2 finished me off with her hand and made really good eye contact whilst she did so.  I played with both of the girl's breasts whilst she did this.

The one not giving me HR also had her bum virtually in my face (with trousers on), so I was able to give it a really good feel.  It was great.

After I was finished, they wiped me off and gave me a lovely gentle relaxing massage to finish off.

Now for the slightly negatives...

- Whole experience was 20 minutes not 30.
- Their tops only came off seconds before commencing HR, and their tops went straight back on afterwards.  Hardly worth £40 for that.  Really disappointed.
- Only had HR off one of the girls.  There was no swapping, or the other girl joining in.  Again, technically disappointing, as I paid £20 to each of them for HR.
- 5 minutes before the end I could hear the voice of a guy at reception, so the older of the 2 girls went out presumably to greet him.  Again, disappointing, as I thought I'd paid for a 4 hands massage for the entire duration....?

Make of the negatives what you will.  Largely nit picking I know.  Would I return?  I would (I definitely WILL.....  Soon....!)

Right, so on my next visit I think I need to keep the cost down.  So I'll go for just one girl, but for the whole hour.  So basic massage price will be the same as what I paid.  BUT the key difference being that any extras I'll only have to pay to the one girl, so keeping the costs down.

I'll definitely go for HR again (obviously).

Not sure what to do on the other extras though.  I wish I'd been less nervous and asked what else was on offer.  I strongly suspect it was just fully nude (but no FS).  Not sure whether to pay for fully nude or not.  Nor do I know at this stage how much that would be.  The idea of it is obviously appealing - but only if she was nude for the hour.  Not sure if I'd be assertive enough to insist on that.  Maybe I would be actually - I could ask what's on offer and for how much (playing it cool), and when she replies topless or nude, I can say I agree as long as it's for the entire hour.

If anyone else has experience over the extras I'd like to hear what happened!!

[houseboot]

Yes, three cute sisters (Poy, Bee and Ree) who are very difficult to resist.

And Ree does have a really dirty laugh.

[h34]

Just a follow up to say that I've visited a further 3 times since my original review.

So in my original review I had 2 ladies, 30 minutes.

My subsequent visits, I've had 1 lady, 60 minutes each time.

By chance, on each of the 3 visits I've seen the youngest, Ree.

The first time I asked for HR & naked.  Quite expensive but gave it a go.  I pretty much put my hands wherever I wanted during the naked HR.  The downside is that she undressed immediately before the HR and got dressed again straight after.

In terms of £ per minute, not very good value for money - as I was quite quick off the mark (caused by being able to put my hands anywhere!)

On the next visit, I asked if she could be naked the entire duration.  She said something I couldn't quite understand, but essentially it was no.  So I declined and just asked for HR and topless.

Similarly on the 3rd visit.

I'd be interested to know if anyone has seen Bee?  What is she like (looks wise and the treatment/extras)?  And also, has anyone seen Poy? (I've only seen her with Ree).

Particularly interested if any of them could be persuaded to be naked during the whole thing.  It might be nice during the face down massage parts at the start, as they sometimes get on the table - so the naked would obviously add to the pleasure.

[CheltLad]

I've been a few times and I speak Thai which helps.  They're not sisters.

If you've been to a few thai places then you know the score, lots of flattery and suggestion that more could happen and you end up paying over the odds and getting less than if you saw an escort. "Do you go to the gym?" They know exactly what to say. Bee is probably the most likely of the three but you d have to be offering ridiculous cash