Following a favourable review a few days ago I thought would chance a meeting with:
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External Link/Members OnlyComms: Wouldn't answer the phone, so all by text. When I arrived at the agreed time, there was radio silence for 10 mins, then just as I was getting ready to leave I get a message asking me to wait as she is "getting ready", clearly she had another punter as I didn't get the all clear for another 15 mins, not good.
Venue: Modern apartment complex a few minutes walk from Broad Street. The action took place in the kitchen, which had a bed placed in it! Clearly, all the bedrooms are occupied by other girls.
The Meet: After the delayed start detailed above, was given clear instructions for entry into the complex. Usual hide behind the door, then I enter and I am a little disappointed, yes, it is the girl in the pictures, but she has made zero effort, a half-smoked fag in one hand, her hair is pushed up, she is wearing some jeans shorts, which while revealing are not particularly sexy, an ordinary tee shirt and socks, the only saving grace, and what stopped me walking was that she was clearly not wearing a bra and she has a VERY ample bosom which was swaying seductively.
Into the spacious kitchen with a bed pushed into the corner, with her back to me she asks "how long" still clutching the fag, I ask her to put it away, she complies with a "sorry" and I say 30 mins (£60), hand over the folding and then the washing machine which has been whirring away starts its spin cycle, she goes to turn it off while I am undressing....... this is not looking good.
She dispenses with her shorts and top, revealing an ordinary pair of pants and an absolutely huge pair of perky tits, easily a DD. My instincts to walk are suppressed.
Into a little clinch, she starts kissing my neck and I hers, she reaches for mini ming and my hand is in her pants with the other cupping her breasts, they are magnificent. I try several times for a kiss, but she moves away, hey ho, no kissing.
Onto the bed and she reaches for a condom, I tell her no and she puts it away, it was at this point I was expecting OWO, but no, she just lies there, so I start sucking her boobs and fingering her, she is very slack and has a lot of lube already up her
After a minute or two of boob and pussy play I pointedly ask her for oral, she again reaches for the condom, I say no, oral without, she puts the condom down....at last, I think...... but no, she just lies there, clearly her spoken English is poor, so I gesture a BJ, she reaches for the condom again, "no, I want oral no condom" "oh, that's extra baby"
then ensues a disagreement as I point out it is on her profile and she agreed on text, she clearly is not understanding so I jump up and say I am leaving, while reaching for the money she has left on the kitchen table.
"Ok, ok I will" my big head is screaming leave, but my hardon convinces him otherwise and I return to the bed. She starts blowing and wanking me, it's not great and I can feel a tingling sensation, I look down and she is chewing gum FFS.
The sight of her slim frame and those boobs swaying is pleasing. Into 69, the bj does not improve, far too much wanking, which is having the opposite effect to which she is aiming for, there is no way this will make me come, so I just start munching and fingering her pussy while squeezing her ample tits, several times she moves as if to get up, but I can see my watch and I want my moneys' worth.
Eventually on with the jacket (crap thick, red condom), she applies more lube (any more and she would have enough to grease a steam locomotive
) and into doggy, it is like sliding a sausage down the Dartford tunnel, no grip whatsoever, so I bang away as hard as I can, she does have a nice body, the bosom is swaying really nicely and me going like a jackrabbit is uncomfortable for her, but I hold on despite her attempts to move.
Then into mish, legs up high, she is chewing gum and staring at the ceiling, the table, the walls, anywhere but at me. I can feel the sap rising so request a facial finish. "no bby, I don't do, you can finish on my tits", aaaarrrrgggghh, ok, I swing her around and spray the ample bosom and deliberately get some on her chin, which she is horrified about.
I grab the wet wipes while she is trying to stop over a weeks worth of spunk dribbling down her, eventually, I hand the pack to her. I dress and leave.
Honestly, guys, don't bother, anything more than a 15 min P&D is a waste, I am not even sure 15 mins would be worth it?
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