Who:
External Link/Members OnlyHow much: £60 for 30 minutes
Where: Flat on Holloway Road
Services: owo, kissing, sex (kissing was lips shut for the most part, cim was promised in the price but not delivered)
Would I return: No
Positives: passable owo
Neutral: Andrea seemed nice enough but there was no glint in her eye and services felt mechanical.
Negative: reneged on services, terrible bathroom
In short: crap punt with a crap WG in a crap place.
TLDR: It’s been a long time since I’ve had a punt like this and it’s served as a sharp reminder of why I don’t do same day bookings very often.
Felt the horn a-creeping around lunchtime and had a scan on AW. Saw Andrea and was enticed by her profile shots in bondage gear. Price was right so confirmed booking by texts and agreed owo and cim. Flat is on Holloway Road above shops. Definitely at least two other female voices in there and I’m pretty sure I heard another punter arrive while I was in the shower. Shower is a floor down from the bedrooms and you go past a curtained off area where there are other people to be heard. The bath still had someone else’s water in there when I was shown in and by the time I got back up to the bedroom we’d been moved to the one next door!
Andrea is the girl in the photos plus about twenty pounds and four or five years. I didn’t find her facially attractive and her teeth were a bit ropy. No English spoken so she wasn’t the one I was texting with which became clearer when she told me no CIM. I started to argue but couldn’t be arsed. Punt was weird. Kissing was light with a tiny hint of tongue. Owo was passable and she let me push her head down on my cock a bit and fuck her mouth briefly. I tried to indicate I wanted her to have her head over the bed but she misunderstood and moved into doggy. I frigged her clit and tried to finger her but that’s a no no apparently. Gave up at this point and put a condom on and fucked her in mish til I came and got the fuck out of there.
Waste of time and exactly £60 worse value than a wank.
