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External Link/Members Onlywent on a sunday evening a couple of weeks ago
nice shop
good quality interior and facilities
smelled good
looks legit though obviously isn't
staff though are only ok looking
you would not look twice at them in the street
clean and tidy but zero sexiness or glamour
anyhoo
lady on desk asked me with a slight giggle if i'd be interested in 4 hands
which let me know what the score was from the get go
asked for normal 1 hours
£60 she says
ok says i (it's a smart shop so fair enough)
no choice of girl offered
stripped and lay on the table naked
in came average but clean and tidy eastern european lady
as i said no head turner but not unpleasant looking either
straight into massage
after 10 mins she asks if i've been before
nope says me
very ordinary massage continues (not trained above an hour, or watched some youtube vid i'd say is the extent of it)
after 30 mins with zero tease or straying to intimate parts
she says the most i can give you is naked hand relief for £80
wtf?
i only have £20 says me
ok she says
i give you hand relief
she then gives me the least sensual washer woman wank i've ever had
she lets me stroke her bum over tracky bottoms
i give her tits a squeeze but i feel zero compulsion to cum
let's just leave it i say
that's not gonna work not in a month of sundays
i dress and leave
i don't see her on the way out
the other staff avoid my eye contact as i leave
and they don't say bye
there may be better ladies on other days i suppose
but i shan't bother to find out
i think i'm going to try a top dollar service next
as this massage thing at the lower level just continues to dissapoint
