External Link/Members OnlyThe girlPictures look very good, obviously there are some filters but body does look good. Pickings are slim in Swindon and I'd read on here that she's ok personality-wise but not to expect anything special. Overall it seemed promising enough, 60GBP for 30 mins was fine, so I went with average expectations. It is definitely her in the pictures, but she's not as nice looing IRL.
CommsDidn't get a response from my email all day, so I text the next morning and she got back to me quickly. She text the address beforehand, a hotel on a road with a lot of passing traffic. Was a bit nervous that I would be seen. She was slow to respond to my text, even called her twice, she eventually text back saying asking if I was outside. I answered yes, already the start time had passed by a few minutes. She then text me some incorrect instructions on how to unlock the door - why she didn't just buzz me in, I don't know. I struggled for a minute, then she replied correcting herself, and finally I got in. Then when I was in the lobby, she text again saying the room number, again incorrect, then again corrected it.
VenueThe apartment block has always looked horrible to me from the outside, it's a big ugly brown building next to the Bridal shop in Swindon, near the tented market. But, when I eventually made it into the lobby, it seemed modern, clean, secure and safe. In the time that she took to send me the correct instructions, there was a woman and child who were waiting in the lobby with me for the lift. I felt very awkward and kind of annoyed by the time I made it to the top floor following the shenanigans she had put me through. The corridors leading to the room were small, if anyone was loitering you would not go unnoticed. Luckily it was quiet.
Meet Knocked on the door, opened magically. As I entered and turned to greet, I must admit that facially she was quite pretty. Rather short (how I like), but that was where the good ended. She wasn't dressed sexily at all, but in a furry bath robe and slippers. I was a bit shocked by that, and also by how unbelievably hot it was inside. To be fair, it was freezing outside, but this was really excessively hot, nobody can possibly need that much heat. Anyway, there was no proper greet, she was on her phone from the moment I arrived and I was led to the bedroom. I didn't really know what to do since she wasn't even looking at me, so I took out the cash (enveloped), and put in on the bedside cabinet, thinking I'd go and take a second to wash my face in the bathroom. She found this funny, and laughed at me, asking what it was. I told her it's the cash, and she just said "why in envelope, just give it". Fine, I picked it up and handed it to her, not wanting to argue. She stashed it (in the same cabinet that I'd placed it on), still hung up in this idea of leaving it to once side, and then asked me to take my clothes off.
As I started undressing she lay on the bed and removed her robe to reveal her fully nude body, but still was on her phone. I sat back against the headboard.
This is where it got weird. Now I know that punting is a bastard thing to do if you're married, but the WG is really not there to judge, surely? I hadn't removed my ring like I sometimes do, and when she saw it she said "Oh you're married?!". Is it really that shocking to a WG that married men visit them? I made up some bullshit, but it seemed like she was just put off.
Anyway, things kind of got worse from here. She made no attempt to get me hard, and started trying to put a condom on with her mouth while I was completely soft. I am kind of small when I'm soft, plus it was bloody freezing outside, so I would have liked a little bit of other attention before heading down there, maybe some FK. It just felt so weird, a greasy condom on a cold soft dick... not nice. No words were exchanged, but eventually the guy woke up - when hard I'm probably slightly above average, so she seemed shocked how much it had grown, maybe if she'd tried some foreplay previously it wouldn't have come as such a shock.
I asked for 69, she does have a nice little arse, and I wanted it in my face. She said she hadn't shaved (even though she had), I said it doesn't matter. This part was quite enjoyable, she made a few noises while she gobbled my cock which was now nice and hard ready to stick inside her. She didn't mind a bit of licking but I didn't push with fingers.
When she got up (prompted by me), she turned around and sat on it. Her pussy is small and tight, and she's quite petite so she was in a squat position with hands on my chest. While her tits were in my face I asked if nipple sucking is ok, and she agreed. Nipples were nice and hard, tits are clearly fake, but that doesn't bother me.
I wasn't going to come like this so I asked for doggy. When she got off, I couldn't believe it but she decided to get her phone out again! She lay there texting while I was literally kneeling, cock out and ready for doggy! Call me crazy but I could not believe my eyes.
When she eventually got into position, I was really surprised by how skinny she was. It didn't really show before, but her ribs were now showing through her skin very clearly, which I found really off-putting. Eventually I popped in doggy, in the condom. She gave me some wipes, I said I'm using the bathroom (was not offered a shower or anything), I came back in after cleaning myself up, grabbed my clothes and left without saying much. Checked the time and was 10 minutes early.
ProsI'm struggling to think of any, if I had to pick something, the 69 was good. She was clean and seemed hygienic.
ConsEverything, from getting into the building, to the lack of greeting, the excessive phone use, the excessive heat, literally laughing at me, and putting me off more than once. Absolutely terrible, had I not been so damn horny I would have walked. Half an hour in her presence really made me feel crappy.
OverallLooks: 6/10
It's definitely her in the pics, but they are better than she appears IRL and she is not as curvy. Photos led me to believe she was my type. If you like your girls very skinny with curves, could push to a 8 or more.
Attitude: 1/10
Extremely disappointing.
Services offered: 3/10. No OWO offered although advertised (I normally turn down anyway). 69 was good, everything else very average or below.
Would I return? Not even if she paid me.
