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Author Topic: Are "A Levels" just a W/G SCAM/fake service designed to entice Punters?  (Read 3521 times)

Offline RedAlertTourist

Hello people

I was just thinking about the sheer amount of guys on various forums who have complained that W/Gs don't provide services like A Levels despite not having the biggest cocks in the world.

Most W/Gs say it depends on size- but to tell you the truth unless I had a 12 inch Penis which was the circumference of a coke can (like you see in a lot of porn these days) then I don't see it as a problem.

In fact very much like my experience with the working girl I saw below
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1617.0

They charge extra for such services without even promising they'll do it and then keep the Money regardless.

I think its safe to say W/Gs are just leading most guys on with such services- don't you?

That is why I never see one that charges extra for anything, if they do its because they are not really into it and just want the extra cash and are more likely to decline if they just decide on a whim they don't want to do it, or will make a half assed attempt at it to keep the cash.
Any WG I have seen that does not charge for any extras will always do them in my experience. This includes anal/rimming or whatever.
 

Offline Fannytastico

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Most W/Gs say it depends on size- but to tell you the truth unless I had a 12 inch Penis which was the circumference of a coke can (like you see in a lot of porn these days) then I don't see it as a problem.
Not a problem, just make sure she is reaaallllly relaxed (sphincterally speaking)  - no idea if that is spelled right, I've been woo wooed.
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I think its safe to say W/Gs are just leading most guys on with such services- don't you?
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Offline Jimmyredcab

That is why I never see one that charges extra for anything.
 

I don't have a problem paying for extras as long as the "basic" fee is reasonable.
Many of these ladies who claim they don't charge for extras have a 150 minimum fee whereas some of my local parlours start at 50 quid for half hour.

Offline ladyofthemansion

I knew a girl who used to just squeeze her buttocks on the man's cock to let him think he was having anal. Its like the ladies who pretend to do lesbian but are not licking the other pussy. Are some men really that stupid?

Offline Fannytastico

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I knew a girl who used to just squeeze her buttocks on the man's cock to let him think he was having anal. Its like the ladies who pretend to do lesbian but are not licking the other pussy. Are some men really that stupid?
What's the fun in that?

Offline softlad

I knew a girl who used to just squeeze her buttocks on the man's cock to let him think he was having anal.

Really..... ?
W.G's brag about stuff like that to each other do they ?

Offline softlad

Are some men really that stupid?

Are some hookers really that devious ?  :mad:

Offline TheDonkeyWork

That is why I never see one that charges extra for anything, if they do its because they are not really into it and just want the extra cash and are more likely to decline if they just decide on a whim they don't want to do it, or will make a half assed attempt at it to keep the cash.
Any WG I have seen that does not charge for any extras will always do them in my experience. This includes anal/rimming or whatever.

I have very much gotten used to getting an all-in service.... It came as a huge shock las week to be hit with what amounted to a £55 extras charge!

I tend to go along, ask how long for an hour or 30 minutes and then "just go for it". I expect the lady to say "no, I don't do that" or "that would be extra"- and if it is an extra - I dont pay for it... but if the lady gives and receives without complaint, I naturally expect it to be all part of the service. And in recent years it has all become part of the service.

The girl in question last Saturday (Diana at City Sauna, Sheffield) - Polish girl, maybe nothing special to look at in reception but a fabulous body undressed and a fabulous level of service. Now I did not give or take or expect anything overly special:

We shared a Jacuzzi bath, she gave OWO, I gave RO and rimming, she then rimmed me back (without asking) - and that was it - apart from covered penetration.

Now at the end of the session I asked the question "so what do I owe you" - knowing that the standard hour is £65 and not all girls at city do OWO -I maybe expected to pay £75 - an extra tenner.

She said to me - very matter of fact in her sexy Polish accent - "One twenty"... I nearly fell through the floor... I said "are you joking"- she stopped what she was doing (making the bed up), spun round and said "No....?" - and I came over all embarassed, panic-struck and somewhat awkward when I realised I only had £90 on me... "Erm.... I dont have that much" I looked about thinking "what the fuck" and thinking, "I dont even have my cash card on me... just a pocket full of notes - not enough notes - what the fuck am I going to do" - and fortunately she came to my aid and said "We will have to agree a deal - it is my fault for not saying in advance - I just thought you would know you eing the donkeyman and having all the experience".

She took the £90 and told me not to worry about paying the remainder but it has seriously put a dent in my desire to ever have her again - even thoguh she is fabulous  and has made it quite awkward for me to go back to that parlour on any day when she will be working.

But as for girls that offer A and don't deliver... yes... I think there are a lot out there who DO have an agenda just like that... but there are also some girls who genuinely love a cock up their arse. I have had quite a few who have guided me in at no extra charge just because they get a little carried away in a punt and want it up there.... Chantelle (now of) Bluebelles Sheffield being one and Lisa at Arabesque in Bury being another off the top of my head.

Offline James999

It seems fair if a girl wan't to charge extra for anal, after all their is a massive health risk increase, not alone the potential medical problems for her in later life.

Offline Strawberry

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I only do things I am happy with, can't see any point in charging 'extra' for that. I do believe some ladies need a bit of time to prepare for A, so may be justified in charging that bit extra.

Offline James999

some ladies need a bit of time to prepare for A, so may be justified in charging that bit extra.
What do you mean some? surely all girls would need to clean their pipe if they were to indulge?

Offline Fannytastico

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.... it has seriously put a dent in my desire to ever have her again - even thoguh she is fabulous  and has made it quite awkward for me to go back to that parlour on any day when she will be working.

Don't feel awkward.  I'm sure she would want a punter who really enjoyed her services to come back.
That transaction is over and done with, and now you know the terms - and just clarify them upfront in future.  I definitely wouldn't let you put you off going back to see someone else, even if she is on.  Just smile/wink, be your normal charming self.  She must be used to clients seeing other girls.  It's part of a normal working day for them, I imagine.  I'm sure the parlour would rather keep your business too!

Offline Fannytastico

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What do you mean some? surely all girls would need to clean their pipe if they were to indulge?

Bloomin heck, you make it sound so sexy.  Are you sure you really enjoy carnal delights?  :(

Offline James999

I just thought you would know you eing the donkeyman and having all the experience".

At which point you should retort, Well most girls charge £65 but I thought you may want to charge me less, that way when you pass her over £70 she will feel that she has been paid extra  :P A win win situation.

Offline James999

Bloomin heck, you make it sound so sexy.  Are you sure you really enjoy carnal delights?  :(

Getting a piece of shit on the end of a condon holds no appeal to me, but then perhaps for others with lower hygeine standards and scant regard for health it may be different.

Offline TheDonkeyWork

Don't feel awkward.  I'm sure she would want a punter who really enjoyed her services to come back.
That transaction is over and done with, and now you know the terms - and just clarify them upfront in future.  I definitely wouldn't let you put you off going back to see someone else, even if she is on.  Just smile/wink, be your normal charming self.  She must be used to clients seeing other girls.  It's part of a normal working day for them, I imagine.  I'm sure the parlour would rather keep your business too!

I should add that I only rarely see the same girl twice anyway, so that isn't really the issue. I see it, somewhat oddly, to be my role to "carve a path" for others.

This experience - whilst a valuable lesson to pass on to others - has left a bitter after taste because irrespective of how I maybe should feel about it, I would feel awkward in this girl's presence -not because I feel awkward about seeing other girls but because, whilst I feel as though she took advantage of me, I cannot help feeling that I have short changed her too. I genuinely believe that a girl should be entitled to charge whatever she thinks her time and companionship are worth... it is not for me or anybody else to fix her rate for her. Market forces might do that but ultimately rates are all down to the girl's discretion and if she thinks I should have paid her £120 - then that is what she should have got... although I would feel deeply scammed as a result and there is no way on this earth that I would pay it, so I'm not going to pay it - but it leaves that little bit of awkwardness just hanging there.

I'm not sure that the above makes sense- but anyway.

Anal SHOULD, I think, be an extra - and quite a costly extra. I don't think a £20 surcharge is unreasonable for anal. I have rarely partaken of anal - hen I have done it it has been in swinging scenarios - and I know that it carries additional risk and if done badly can cause a girl pain and suffering - there should be a premium for that risk.

What is wrong, however, is girls giving a punter who WANTS anal - specifically goes out looking for it  - to mislead him. To give the impression that it is ON the menu when in fact there was never any chance on this earth that it was going to be on the menu.

There are a lot fo indies out there, I think, who do dangle the carrot but as soon as they get you through the door they'll whip the carrot away and give some cock and bull story for having to keep the carrot for themselves... cheeky mares!

But what's the big deal with anal anyway? - I don't generally find it any tighter and I certainly dont find it any more satisfying. It's a sight more trouble than it is worth and you certainly dont get the same "connection" with a girl than you do when giving her a skilled rodding in the correct department!!!

But perhaps I am doing it all wrong?

« Last Edit: February 19, 2011, 11:37:50 AM by TheDonkeyWork »

Offline Fannytastico

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....  - but it leaves that little bit of awkwardness just hanging there.

I'm not sure that the above makes sense- but anyway.
It does make sense.  If you had known that is what she was going to charge, you wouldn't have booked her.  You respect her right to charge whatever she likes, just as you like to respect your budget.  So best to clarify up front each time - just a cheeky little double check, and then you both know the ground rules as it were! 

......if done badly can cause a girl pain and suffering - there should be a premium for that risk.

It shouldn't hurt if she is relaxed enough.  There are 2 sphincters down there that need relaxing, not just the initial external one.  So only go in a little way to start, then wait for the next sphincter to relax.  She should direct you how she is feeling.  But if she has never had a really good anal session, maybe she doesn't know.

But what's the big deal with anal anyway? ...

But perhaps I am doing it all wrong?
I'm sure we've already had a discussion about this, may have been a while ago.  I sang the joys of anal then.
Anal used to be the only way I could come, but since doing this my horizons have been broadened and the joys of vaginal orgasms have been vouchsafed to me!  :yahoo: heehee

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=767.msg9475#msg9475


Offline TheDonkeyWork

It does make sense.  If you had known that is what she was going to charge, you wouldn't have booked her.  You respect her right to charge whatever she likes, just as you like to respect your budget.  So best to clarify up front each time - just a cheeky little double check, and then you both know the ground rules as it were! 

It shouldn't hurt if she is relaxed enough.  There are 2 sphincters down there that need relaxing, not just the initial external one.  So only go in a little way to start, then wait for the next sphincter to relax.  She should direct you how she is feeling.  But if she has never had a really good anal session, maybe she doesn't know.
I'm sure we've already had a discussion about this, may have been a while ago.  I sang the joys of anal then.
Anal used to be the only way I could come, but since doing this my horizons have been broadened and the joys of vaginal orgasms have been vouchsafed to me!  :yahoo: heehee

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=767.msg9475#msg9475

Have we "met" before in another place and time???

Offline TheDonkeyWork

It does make sense.  If you had known that is what she was going to charge, you wouldn't have booked her.  You respect her right to charge whatever she likes, just as you like to respect your budget.  So best to clarify up front each time - just a cheeky little double check, and then you both know the ground rules as it were! 

It shouldn't hurt if she is relaxed enough.  There are 2 sphincters down there that need relaxing, not just the initial external one.  So only go in a little way to start, then wait for the next sphincter to relax.  She should direct you how she is feeling.  But if she has never had a really good anal session, maybe she doesn't know.
I'm sure we've already had a discussion about this, may have been a while ago.  I sang the joys of anal then.
Anal used to be the only way I could come, but since doing this my horizons have been broadened and the joys of vaginal orgasms have been vouchsafed to me!  :yahoo: heehee

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=767.msg9475#msg9475

May I also add that your vocabulary suggests a person of an exceptional and excellent education!

Offline Fannytastico

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May I also add that your vocabulary suggests a person of an exceptional and excellent education!
Or too much bible reading, it was a C of E school!  :lol:

Right, I'd better go and have a cold shower and bank some money. :cool:
Did I mention I had a great time last night?
« Last Edit: February 19, 2011, 12:41:05 PM by Fannytastico »

Offline smiths

Hello people

I was just thinking about the sheer amount of guys on various forums who have complained that W/Gs don't provide services like A Levels despite not having the biggest cocks in the world.

Most W/Gs say it depends on size- but to tell you the truth unless I had a 12 inch Penis which was the circumference of a coke can (like you see in a lot of porn these days) then I don't see it as a problem.

In fact very much like my experience with the working girl I saw below
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1617.0

They charge extra for such services without even promising they'll do it and then keep the Money regardless.

I think its safe to say W/Gs are just leading most guys on with such services- don't you?

I have no interest in Anal but if i did i wouldnt expect the WG to say yes or no till she saw my dick hard. If at this point she said no then she wouldnt get whatever extra she charges for anal, if she said yes and took my money i would expect to get what i paid for.

What amazes me is Anal is usually an extra as the lady needs to see your tackle, this makes perfect sense to me, yet on the party circuit they make no such at discretion statement so what happens if MrBig turns up with a tree stump sized chopper.

Offline Fannytastico

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....so what happens if MrBig turns up with a tree stump sized chopper.

You make him stay still whilst you pole dance round him!  Phwoar.

Offline Simple

I only do things I am happy with, can't see any point in charging 'extra' for that. I do believe some ladies need a bit of time to prepare for A, so may be justified in charging that bit extra.
I decided to finally partake in A levels to see what all the hype was about though at first the prossie gave alot of BS about me being over several inches too big despite later on accomadating me without much complaint. However, it was a little spur of the moment without preparation on her part and therefore the end results was a slightly chocolate topped banana, I don't have an overwhelming urge to engage in A levels again...

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