Author Topic: English Nicole 27 – Portsmouth (& Other Locations)  (Read 3229 times)

Mr E.

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
(This review is likely to attract criticism because it does not follow the recommended “template” or go into the recommended level of detail. However I believe that it offers enough information for others to make a reasonably informed decision about the merits of the girl in question.)

Link:  External Link/Members Only

Current Profile Name:  Englishnicole27

Date of Visit:   A while back.

Communications:  OK, but played slightly hard to get.

Location:   A “mini-brothel” in a terraced house in North End, Portsmouth.  I believe Nicole is now based in Cosham, just north of the city, though she also regularly tours to other locations in the UK.

Appearance:  Very short, very plump, very busty.  Late twenties.  Her profile photos show her face and are accurate, although are perhaps two or three years out of date.

Personality:   Pleasant, if slightly reserved.

Services Offered:  Fairly limited.

Bedroom Performance: Adequate – professional rather than enthusiastic.

Repeat Visit:  Probably not.

Offline DrConners

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,309
  • Likes: 4
  •  
  • Reviews: 33
Nice way to start - already accepting the fact that you've posted a review which would attract criticism  :wacko:

(This review is likely to attract criticism because it does not follow the recommended “template” or go into the recommended level of detail. However I believe that it offers enough information for others to make a reasonably informed decision about the merits of the girl in question.)

I don't have a problem with your review - it covers the basics but lacks specifics wouldn't you say, I'm not asking for a graphic description of the dimensions of her labia but FFS you need to put more that this :

Personality:   Pleasant, if slightly reserved.

Services Offered:  Fairly limited.

Bedroom Performance: Adequate – professional rather than enthusiastic.


Better luck next time I guess - as it stands your getting a :

C- Must try Harder.
 

Offline nigel4498

Mr E having read your posts and then this 'review' I suspect you have something to hide.

Offline Cunning Punt

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 5,625
  • Likes: 29
  •  
  • Reviews: 196
Services Offered:  Fairly limited.

A bit like your review.

So what services did you receive or were refused? ie FK, OWO, RO and how were they delivered etc, other than not very enthusiastically.

Veritas

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
Mr E, I know it was me who said “Come on OP, so far your cappuccino is all froth and no coffee.  Let’s have some reviews.” yesterday morning and you have indeed now put something up under the heading of reviews.  For that, I salute you. 

On the other hand, This is about as much use as a bucket of cold spit, a fact you tacitly acknowledged in your intro to it.  Reviews can be brief in parts if, for example, the SP is well reviewed recently and one is merely doffing one’s cap to other reviewers and saying one has nothing to add say to their observations on her looks.  They should, however, add at least something to the intel that is out there.  TBH this reads like someone had just read the one existing review, read the AW profile and cobbled it together rather than the experience of someone who had met the SP and actually partaken of paid for sexual services. 

I know it sounds harsh and I don’t mean to discourage any genuine punter who wants to contribute but its a review of the SP and the services partaken of.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Well sir you started your review but did not finish it as no activity was described. Did she do what she describes on the tin?
And only 4'11" for those who like them short.
Carry on with a little more reporting.
In her photos is a 'friend', was she there and or available?
2 cheers
HP


Offline DrConners

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,309
  • Likes: 4
  •  
  • Reviews: 33
OP has been back online but I see has declined to add any further information - Not the way UKP works MrE  :thumbsdown:

Veritas

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
OP has been back online but I see has declined to add any further information - Not the way UKP works MrE  :thumbsdown:

Bloody hell DrC, didn’t realise anyone actually checked out people’s login activity.  I’m going to have to log out and do some work before people start thinking I spend all day reading UKP and lining up filthy women for immoral activities  :drinks:

Offline DrConners

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,309
  • Likes: 4
  •  
  • Reviews: 33
Bloody hell DrC, didn’t realise anyone actually checked out people’s login activity.  I’m going to have to log out and do some work before people start thinking I spend all day reading UKP and lining up filthy women for immoral activities  :drinks:

Only on my days off  ;)

Offline nigel4498

OP has been back online but I see has declined to add any further information
That's because he knows we are on to him.

jake345

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
I saw her in London.

Think OP is fair and accurate with review.

He probably didnt provide anymore info as quite forgettable outside of her body shape.

I wouldnt recommend.

Offline Hantsman

Well sir you started your review but did not finish it as no activity was described. Did she do what she describes on the tin?
And only 4'11" for those who like them short.
Carry on with a little more reporting.
In her photos is a 'friend', was she there and or available?
2 cheers
HP

This is her friend who i saw in north end.

External Link/Members Only

Nice slim body,  but insisted on doggy! Only managed to get oral both ways and doggy. Clearly preferred not to look at her punters! but not worth a return visit.

HankMarv

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
Visited this girl one time and wouldn't go back. Was way chunkier than her profile pics and was stroppy when I asked her to go faster when giving a HJ. She took me telling her what personally and literally stopped mid way though and "do you want to just do it yourself?" I was like umm no not really... Killed the mood. Doesnt like being told what to do. Avoid.

jake345

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Guest
Visited this girl one time and wouldn't go back. Was way chunkier than her profile pics and was stroppy when I asked her to go faster when giving a HJ. She took me telling her what personally and literally stopped mid way though and "do you want to just do it yourself?" I was like umm no not really... Killed the mood. Doesnt like being told what to do. Avoid.

Yeah i experienced something similar where when the action began she glazed over.

She was friendly to begin with then when it comes to being intimate she finds it impossible to enjoy.

It may just have been me but seems a strange girl.