Brooke Paige

[ReboundHound]

My first review here so here goes

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Looks a good profile with genuine pics and good feedback, so last Saturday was having a night in and decided to treat myself to an outcall. Exchanged a few AW mails and got  prompt replies saying she could definitely outcall to me that saturday evening. She stated that 7PM would be good for her so i went ahead and booked through AW, to which she went ahead and confirmed the booking.

All seemed fine so i settled in, getting ready for 7PM. You know the score shower and a beer poured, waiting for 7PM thinking everything OK. By about 7:15 PM i was thinking something is not right here, in my experience with outcalls the girls are normally on time or will text/phone saying they are running late.

By 8PM i realised she was not gonna turn up. Later that evening i did get an AW mail off her saying she had difficulty with a client and was very sorry and would like to know if we could do the next day instead and she would offer a discount to show she was sorry. I thought "benefit of the doubt" and next day started to arrange via AW mail a time for that day, i wanted early afternoon to be honest but she said she could not do so i rearranged my evening and said that 8PM would be ok. Well, guess what,  she ignored my mails saying that 8PM would be ok even though they were read. At this point i thought she is just messing me around, i had given her a second chance.

Completely buggered my weekend punt up, i had filled in the booking with my mobile number, and she had CONFIRMED so why she could not have texted to say could not make it i don't know.First time an Outcall has never showed, maybe have been lucky up to now?

[SirPhilipXX]

Useful info - one to avoid!

She sounds a bit chubby anyway: size 14 and only 5 ft 2. Funny how she looks a lot slimmer than that in the gallery photos.

[ianvilla]

Thanks RBH

I was looking at this one myself, so thanks for the heads up.

[PuntingPete]

Looking at her feedback, unreliability seems to be her middle name 

[taffdan]

Useful info - one to avoid!

She sounds a bit chubby anyway: size 14 and only 5 ft 2. Funny how she looks a lot slimmer than that in the gallery photos.

You have to agree, those photo's are deffinately not a size 14?

I have tried several times to book without response ... just gave up in the end.

[makemehappy]

She's very real, fantastic to be with in many ways, a definite size 14, and completely unreliable and now no longer working. Saw her twice out of 6 times I tried to book. She quit on 14th Feb, so guess she must have found love - providing she actually remembered to turn up to that meeting!

[SirFrank]

Chubby bitch has gone. IMO a no show with no explanation is about as bad as it gets. They don't get a second chance if they dick me around

[makemehappy]

Chubby bitch has gone. IMO a no show with no explanation is about as bad as it gets. They don't get a second chance if they dick me around

Lol - no need to be rude about some things. No problem with you not giving her a second chance, but she was gorgeous and not chubby - take it from me! I enjoyed her company twice. She really was very attractive. Bloody unreliable, yes, but the two are two different things. No need to be rude about her either. That's just a bit sad.

[Salt]

Lol - no need to be rude about some things. No problem with you not giving her a second chance, but she was gorgeous and not chubby - take it from me! I enjoyed her company twice. She really was very attractive. Bloody unreliable, yes, but the two are two different things. No need to be rude about her either. That's just a bit sad.

Sniff, sniff.......

Is it just me?

[vorian]

Sniff, sniff.......

Is it just me?

No it's not just you.

And being unreliable when you are a prossie is not acceptable.

[SirFrank]

Lol - no need to be rude about some things. No problem with you not giving her a second chance, but she was gorgeous and not chubby - take it from me! I enjoyed her company twice. She really was very attractive. Bloody unreliable, yes, but the two are two different things. No need to be rude about her either. That's just a bit sad.

Reliability is everything in this game. If a WG can't get her shit together to turn up or let her know she ain't turning up she's a fucking CUNT who deserves to die from syphilis so stick that in your fucking pipe and smoke it you sanctimonious CUNTBAG. Oh and by the way if you aren't her I'll suck your cock and swallow the fucking lot. And you can take that to the fucking bank

[Vinblanc]

Don't sit on the fence Sir Frank , say what you really think

[SirFrank]

Don't sit on the fence Sir Frank , say what you really think

Haha. Yeah Very firm but fair I thought...

[makemehappy]

Reliability is everything in this game. If a WG can't get her shit together to turn up or let her know she ain't turning up she's a fucking CUNT who deserves to die from syphilis so stick that in your fucking pipe and smoke it you sanctimonious CUNTBAG. Oh and by the way if you aren't her I'll suck your cock and swallow the fucking lot. And you can take that to the fucking bank

Think you've shown your true colours. External Link/Members Only Might be of use to you.

[makemehappy]

Haha. Yeah Very firm but fair I thought...

Plain rude any normal person would say. Now can we just use the site for what it was meant, as opposed to behaving like a teenage kid? Let's hope so.

[makemehappy]

Don't sit on the fence Sir Frank , say what you really think

He's a deep guy is this Sir Frank!!

[makemehappy]

No it's not just you.

And being unreliable when you are a prossie is not acceptable.

Think you'll find I was agreeing that reliability was an issue! Try reading the post again.

[makemehappy]

Sniff, sniff.......

Is it just me?

You got a cold?

[yorkshire123]

You got a cold?

From one new member to another, is there any possibility that you may say something constructive in the future?

[SeekingtheTruth]

Think you'll find I was agreeing that reliability was an issue! Try reading the post again.

You seem to have missed the point here, the initial comment was an indication that you could be a certain ex-WG under the name of Brooke Paige 

Maybe you should read the thread again 

[SeekingtheTruth]

From one new member to another, is there any possibility that you may say something constructive in the future?

It seems unlikely so far.

[Salt]

Sniff, sniff.......

Is it just me?

You got a cold?

No but I think I smell bullshit......

[vorian]

You got a cold?


No but I think I smell bullshit......

Indeed why bump a 5 month old thread to say the girl has retired? .

[Salt]

Indeed why bump a 5 month old thread to say the girl has retired? .

and how would "he" know?

I mean the link is dead, but she could easily have moved on or set up another profile......

[Salt]

Emily-mai is just after your money. Promised several things via communication on AW and then suddenly offered none of them when she arrived. When I posted a poor review, she said that she'd asked for more money. Not true! So don't trust her. Not bad looking, but not worth the time or money.

First post slagging off a WG

She promises everything via AW messaging. I asked for more pics, but she reckons she couldn't take any. Is there a woman in her twenties on the planet, without a mobile, which takes pics? Let me know if you book her, as I'm slightly tempted still.

Second post slagging off another WG

Its the most useless of pics, I agree. She appears slim, so surely you'd show something a bit more interesting! More review required for me to be tempted. She's been on AW for a while, and it does surprise me there's been so few reviews by now.

Third post more slagging off

And there is something weird about the way these posts are written; I don't think they were written by a bloke...........

Or am I barking up the wrong tree?

Fuck it, gonna put my cock on the block.......

makemehappy you are a deceitful cunt.....fuck off

[makemehappy]

From one new member to another, is there any possibility that you may say something constructive in the future?

Like saying someone is unreliable? Thought that was constructive. I hope you are constructive too.

[makemehappy]

You seem to have missed the point here, the initial comment was an indication that you could be a certain ex-WG under the name of Brooke Paige 

Maybe you should read the thread again 

I have and have no idea what you're on about. I'm male, and why would an ex-WG comment on here?

[makemehappy]

You got a cold?


No but I think I smell bullshit......

Why?

[makemehappy]

First post slagging off a WG

Second post slagging off another WG

Third post more slagging off

And there is something weird about the way these posts are written; I don't think they were written by a bloke...........

Or am I barking up the wrong tree?

Fuck it, gonna put my cock on the block.......

makemehappy you are a deceitful cunt.....fuck off

Why on earth would I not be a bloke? Why are you commenting on this thread? Why be so rude? Another one with serious mental health problems on here!

[makemehappy]

Indeed why bump a 5 month old thread to say the girl has retired? .

Actually I was adding some balance. Anyway, why are you now commenting on a 5 month old thread - how hypocritical LOL 

[yorkshire123]

Like saying someone is unreliable? Thought that was constructive. I hope you are constructive too.

Let me try and be as constructive as i can be........

If your a little boy.
Go & do your homework, if not you won't get a decent enough job to pay for a punt when your old enough.

If your a Prossie.
Go give your phone (and pussy) a clean because it must be dusty as fuck by now.

Hope thats constructive enough for you? Fuckwit!

[Salt]

She's very real, fantastic to be with in many ways, a definite size 14, and completely unreliable and now no longer working. Saw her twice out of 6 times I tried to book. She quit on 14th Feb, so guess she must have found love - providing she actually remembered to turn up to that meeting!

Sniff, sniff.......

Is it just me?

No but I think I smell bullshit......

Because you bumped a thread that is 5 months old to say fuck all; doesn't make sense 

Actually I was adding some balance. Anyway, why are you now commenting on a 5 month old thread - how hypocritical LOL 

I'm commenting because you bumped it to the top of the list..........

How are you so sure she's retired? unless you still know her or you are her and your feelings got hurt.......

[SirFrank]

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. Your posts have a massive whiff of prossie and your constant churlish retorts appear to further confirm that. If you are a genuine punter I'd just get on with posting etc. I'm respectful to genuine WGs and punters alike but what boils my piss are flakey WGs and WGs posing as punters. I tend to refer to such people as cunts.  I really couldn't give two shits what you think of me or my 'disrespectful comments' about some overweight unreliable tart who's now no longer listed on AW.

Thanks for the mental health link though. Very helpful given my general cuntyness issues. It also provides a rationale for the voices inside my head...

[makemehappy]

Let me try and be as constructive as i can be........

If your a little boy.
Go & do your homework, if not you won't get a decent enough job to pay for a punt when your old enough.

If your a Prossie.
Go give your phone (and pussy) a clean because it must be dusty as fuck by now.

Hope thats constructive enough for you? Fuckwit!

how pathetic!

[makemehappy]

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. Your posts have a massive whiff of prossie and your constant churlish retorts appear to further confirm that. If you are a genuine punter I'd just get on with posting etc. I'm respectful to genuine WGs and punters alike but what boils my piss are flakey WGs and WGs posing as punters. I tend to refer to such people as cunts.  I really couldn't give two shits what you think of me or my 'disrespectful comments' about some overweight unreliable tart who's now no longer listed on AW.

Thanks for the mental health link though. Very helpful given my general cuntyness issues. It also provides a rationale for the voices inside my head...

Sorry - no foundation in the first bit LOL! Makes me think you have big problems. Guess you must have been a working boy sometime!

[makemehappy]

Because you bumped a thread that is 5 months old to say fuck all; doesn't make sense 

I'm commenting because you bumped it to the top of the list..........

How are you so sure she's retired? unless you still know her or you are her and your feelings got hurt.......

For you to prove she's working, not for me to prove otherwise. Where is she, or you not have any evidence. I don't think you do. Now stop bumping her to the top of the list. How dull are you LOL!

[yorkshire123]

From one new member to another, is there any possibility that you may say something constructive in the future?

how pathetic!

Take that as a no then.
Stop writing like a girl, grow a pair (if thats possible) and start contributing.

As I'm new to any type of forum i thought that trolls were cold calculating beasts who put a bit of effort in, i thank you for putting me straight on that one, it seems you don't have a brain cell between you.

Yet another volunteer for the "cunt" thread.

[Salt]

She's very real, fantastic to be with in many ways, a definite size 14, and completely unreliable and now no longer working. Saw her twice out of 6 times I tried to book. She quit on 14th Feb, so guess she must have found love - providing she actually remembered to turn up to that meeting!

For you to prove she's working, not for me to prove otherwise. Where is she, or you not have any evidence. I don't think you do. Now stop bumping her to the top of the list. How dull are you LOL!

Is English your second language?

In the above you have stated some facts and I'm wondering how you know?

[SirFrank]

Fuck off back to SAAFE you fucking rentboy/prossie. I'm sure this thread could run and run though while you continue to make a complete cunt of yourself.

[makemehappy]

Take that as a no then.
Stop writing like a girl, grow a pair (if thats possible) and start contributing.

As I'm new to any type of forum i thought that trolls were cold calculating beasts who put a bit of effort in, i thank you for putting me straight on that one, it seems you don't have a brain cell between you.

Yet another volunteer for the "cunt" thread.

No value in that thread troll.

[makemehappy]

Fuck off back to SAAFE you fucking rentboy/prossie. I'm sure this thread could run and run though while you continue to make a complete cunt of yourself.

LOL - very girl frank - or is it Frankie?

[makemehappy]

For you to prove she's working, not for me to prove otherwise. Where is she, or you not have any evidence. I don't think you do. Now stop bumping her to the top of the list. How dull are you LOL!


Is English your second language?

In the above you have stated some facts and I'm wondering how you know?

Because I saw her AW profile LOL!! What a moron. Obviously common sense isn't something you understand - checkmate!

[Salt]

Because I saw her AW profile LOL!! What a moron. Obviously common sense isn't something you understand - checkmate!

That no longer exists.....


Why would I believe you?

You can't claim checkmate when you are hiding the board 

No more feeding for you......

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[OldAdmin]

This thread seems to have descended into bickering without an end in sight, so best it be locked it and moved on.