External Link/Members OnlyBooked a 30 minute rub and tug for £60.
Comms:
AW email then a couple of texts. Agreed to call when I was nearby. Called and went to voicemail. Called a few times but each time went to voicemail. Got bored/annoyed so drove off. Minutes later I received a text asking where I was!!
Normally would not have bothered but Steve was twitching so called her and explained I had called her several times but no answer. She denied the phone had rung.
Location:
Well known haunt in Pool nr Camborne. Parked quite a way from the flat and walked. Was taken into what appeared to be some kind of poorly equipped dungeon with a massage bed.
The lady:
Large! I'd guess 18/20. If she's Swedish I'm from Ghana. NB I'm not from Ghana. Unless Ghanaians have Scottish accents.
Wearing a PVC white nurses outfit. Didn't fit well but was figure hugging. Possibly because it was too small.
The Meeting:
Laid face down and was given a 'massage'. Really light with no CC swipes or reaches. After about 15 minutes of this rubbish I turned over (didn't wait to be asked.)
She gave OWO but very toothy and not enjoyable. I asked her if she do me the honour of masturbating my semi flaccid penis in order to assist me in ejaculating (or words to that effect.)
The inevitable happened. Although it was not great I'd been saving a load for a week. Quick clean up and left.
I genuinely felt ripped off. I was there for 25 mins.
I certainly won't return.
