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External Link/Members OnlyFirst review so bear with me. Having used other reviews to steer me through the murky world of punting with a great amount of success (thanks, all!), wanted my first to be a TOFTT which probably makes it no surprise it's a negative.
£120 for 1 hour. Location was in a residential area. Am not local but google tells me it's a mile or so from the station. Reasonable enough flat - feels like the kind of place used by several ladies but no evidence of that on my visit.
As a general rule, I'm looking for the clichéd GFE (i.e. someone who wants to be there (or at least effectively pretends to want to be there) and is getting some pleasure from the experience) but I also have a thing for Asian girls and am finding it really hard to get the both together (any recommendations on this combination appreciated!).
Initial call answered by a pleasant sounding, oriental sounding lady, broken but reasonable/pretty good English (enough to agree this is more than just a massage). Address sent immediately by text.
On arrival, call for further instructions, phone answered by a distinctly English (female) voice. Hmm. Alarm bells start to chime, but I crack on.
Door opened by a fairly attractive Asian lady - not great lighting but at first glance facially could be the girl in the profile. Little grasp of English (definitely not either of the girls on the phone) - lots of shhh shhh and pointing at the ceiling but we go on through to the bedroom and sort the paperwork. At this point I'm 90% certain it's not the girl in the profile. She undresses and I'm now 100% sure - tiny breasts (which for me is great - I like that - but is definitely not the girl in the pictures).
It was snowing and she made a show of being cold (it wasn't that cold inside) so we skipped what I imagine would normally have been the massage bit, grabbed a duvet and cuddled up inside. I'm starting to think the evening might be rescued....
Some very light kissing (pecks on lips) and good fondling under the covers. Try to go down on her, but not given full access so that's not really working. So I encourage her to go down on me. Light kissing on the shaft, try to persuade her to give the old man a suck but get 'condom kiss, condom kiss' which I correctly interpret to mean OW only. Actually not an issue for me but not as advertised. And was pretty good oral.
After a bit I encourage her to go on top. Now, I'm a little above average in the cock department (he brags! - as an indication I find it difficult to get a normal condom on (but an oversized condom feels as loose as a plastic bag)) but nothing out of the ordinary. And she is tiny/petite. But it's clear that nothing but the first couple of inches are going in.
Switch to missionary, get a bit deeper, but very slowly. Being urged to be gentle, which is fine, and I am (and quite like it slow and sensual, but there would be no option to bang away even if I wanted). And ironically, got the deepest in doggy, which I though she would have wanted to avoid.
Anyway, fairly enjoyable but I'm never going to finish at 2mph so we agree to an oily handjob (and finger up the arse - my choice) which is the best bit of the whole punt and after a while I shoot over her lovely non-existent tits. 50 mins in total, there doesn't seem much point in staying around for no conversation so I dress and go.
Overall, it's bit weird. Had my expectation been that it would be this girl (I found her attractive), and OW then it would probably have scraped a 'neutral' and if the English had been better and been able to get full penetration then maybe even a 'positive'. But I'm pissed off (but deep down not surprised) at the B&S and I definitely wouldn't go back, so a 'negative' from me.
