Lolapinga_x - Glasgow

[fuller-lesser]

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In Call.
1 hour £120

Honestly lovely, I'm a first timer and I dont think I could have met with a better lady.
Her pictures are accurate, private gallery is only 96p and full of lovely photos that give you a good representation of her.
She was in a lovely hotel and easy to find.

Very prompt comms and to keep my nerves down she proposed playing music.
Didnt even need it as after a minute I felt completely comfortable with her.
We french kissed most of the time at my request in the comms but she was happily going in for the kiss whenever we got close.
69 and OWO (Im glad theres a glossary)
facesitting and managed to make her cum
cuddlebreak then cowgirl and missionary.
She was happy to go over time to make me cum as she didnt have another booking after.

I recommend her for lovers of big women, giant breasts, great chat and any first timers.
She is a sweetheart.

[Glesgaboy]

Lola!!
Welcome to ukp!!
Nice ad. 

[Jock D]

Lola!!
Welcome to ukp!!
Nice ad. 

  Sad thing is... there's a lot of gullible people out there.

[Lolapinga_x]

I’m not entirely sure how to prove I didn’t write this but if anyone has any pointers on how to put the suspicion to rest that I did, I’ll be happy to take that on board.

[fuller-lesser]

Sad thing is... there's a lot of gullible people out there.

Ok now im confused, Im hoping he just forgot how to read not that theres a conspiracy of escorts making fake reviews. 

[Jock D]

Ok now im confused, Im hoping he just forgot how to read not that theres a conspiracy of escorts making fake reviews. 

Great post... because 'escorts' would never try to put fake review's on here.

[vw]

Ok now im confused, Im hoping he just forgot how to read not that theres a conspiracy of escorts making fake reviews. 

there are 100's of escort/pimps per year writing fake reviews here. 

Are you the resurrection of taz?   

[Clattypats]

there are 100's of escort/pimps per year writing fake reviews here. 

Are you the resurrection of taz?   

I doubt it..

[fuller-lesser]

Well this has gone diffrent than expected, I had only used this site to look up reviews for a few people so I wasnt aware there was a slew of ads pretending to be reviews.
I could only find one review of her so I figured a second could be useful but ah well
I suppose if you have nothing bad to say say nothing at all?

[Clattypats]

Well this has gone diffrent than expected, I had only used this site to look up reviews for a few people so I wasnt aware there was a slew :wackogirllll of ads pretending to be reviews.
I could only find one review of her so I figured a second could be useful but ah well
I suppose if you have nothing bad to say say nothing at all?

nice review anyway...
....

[mills_and_bhuna]

I can see why the cynicism especially from members who aren't also on UKE as it is a fluffy review but it doesn't come over anything like Lola's writing style on there .
Now if you'll excuse me my trusty steed needs fed

[johndoeyy]

Finding it really hard to seperate the real and fake reviews. They all seem to be the same gushing crap just now. Makes it really hard to get inspired to return to punting from SA girls.

[whiskyfan]

I can see why the cynicism especially from members who aren't also on UKE as it is a fluffy review but it doesn't come over anything like Lola's writing style on there .
Now if you'll excuse me my trusty steed needs fed

Never met Lola, but have to agree with the above. Going by her posts on UKE, this doesn't appear to be her style, more like a naive first time reviewer.

[FBman78]

My gut instinct is we have newbie who has not fully grasped the plain nature of writing reviews here.

[vw]

I can see why the cynicism especially from members who aren't also on UKE as it is a fluffy review but it doesn't come over anything like Lola's writing style on there .
Now if you'll excuse me my trusty steed needs fed

I know what you mean, me and lola have butted heads a few times and she has had a sulk but never been fluffy with it.

[vw]

Finding it really hard to seperate the real and fake reviews. They all seem to be the same gushing crap just now. Makes it really hard to get inspired to return to punting from SA girls.

How about showing them how its done?   

You must have one review you can write.   

[Belgarion]

Finding it really hard to seperate the real and fake reviews. They all seem to be the same gushing crap just now. Makes it really hard to get inspired to return to punting from SA girls.

Considering you haven't written any reviews that's most amusing

[vw]

Considering you haven't written any reviews that's most amusing

Maybe he has been here before.   

[Belgarion]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

In Call.
1 hour £120

Honestly lovely, I'm a first timer and I dont think I could have met with a better lady.
Her pictures are accurate, private gallery is only 96p and full of lovely photos that give you a good representation of her.
She was in a lovely hotel and easy to find.

Very prompt comms and to keep my nerves down she proposed playing music.
Didnt even need it as after a minute I felt completely comfortable with her.
We french kissed most of the time at my request in the comms but she was happily going in for the kiss whenever we got close.
69 and OWO (Im glad theres a glossary)
facesitting and managed to make her cum
cuddlebreak then cowgirl and missionary.
She was happy to go over time to make me cum as she didnt have another booking after.

I recommend her for lovers of big women, giant breasts, great chat and any first timers.
She is a sweetheart.

Welcome to the site and thanks for the review. People will always query newbies so it's nothing to get worked up about.

There's a guide to writing reviews you can access on the site. Typically people want to know if profile photos are accurate, services are delivered as advertised, venue is safe and the SP provides a good service.

Stick to that formula and you'll never go wrong.

[vw]

There's a guide to writing reviews you can access on the site.

External Link/Members Only

[Belgarion]

Maybe he has been here before.   

My thoughts exactly.

They always slip up don't they

[vw]

My thoughts exactly.

They always slip up don't they

and gone.   

so easy to spot, over confidence is their weakness usually.   

[Sinz]

and gone.   

so easy to spot, over confidence is their weakness usually.   

Your spidey senses are spot on yet again 

[Belgarion]

and gone.   

so easy to spot, over confidence is their weakness usually.   

Another one bites the dust 

[Matrix]

Had a feeling he'd been on here before.

[FBman78]

Thankfully another troll down.

[Matrix]

It's rather sweet. Aka gollygiant aka tjkooker. Taz's old "tagteam" buddy.

Original Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Funny how the vast majority of banned clowns are fluffy touty types.