Ever done something embarrassing with an escort?

[goldwing1]

I`m talking about things like being sick, walking into her house with dog shit on your shoes,accidentally breaking something or letting out a pungent fart while you are having sex.

[BP]

Worst I've done was forget to pay.
She had to ask me and was excruciatingly embarrassed to do so
She has just given me the 3rd best punt of my 35 year punting "career"....so completely her fault, I pointed out.

[Yanusmc]

I`m talking about things like being sick, walking into her house with dog shit on your shoes,accidentally breaking something or letting out a pungent fart while you are having sex.

There's some boring/boring people on here!

[shaft10]

There's some boring/boring people on here!

Agreed, totally pointless topic.....

[Drayki]

zzzzzz....

[Blackpool Rock]

In fairness I think the OP intended this to be a light hearted / jokey type threads to share anecdotes but there appears to be some strong objections which are possibly a bit harsh.

[Dean801]

There's some boring/boring people on here!

There’s also some miserable ones too.relax man!

[Kriss]

I once went on a punt wearing green socks with blue pants and brown shoes. Ah, the shame of it (please don't tell anybody else) 

[Kriss]

There’s also some miserable ones too.relax man!

+1 you ain't wrong there   

[lewisjones23]

Goldwing is one of the good guys on here so deserves a free pass

[jaszyj87]

Banged my head ona shelf that was right behind the door to the bedroom that I wasnt expecting , starting off the meet with a cut forehead   

[conway_hound]

Got dressed after a B2B massage in semi-darkness, as the low light wasn't turned back up. Put both legs through one leg hole in my shorts and went ass over tit against a set of towel shelves. Left the place to the sound of howling Chinese laughter - mortified     (not a word of a lie)

[goldwing1]

Goldwing is one of the good guys on here so deserves a free pass

Thanks

[NigelF]

Thanks

I think he was being sarcastic but you do now have a good amount of reviews.

[lewisjones23]

I think he was being sarcastic but you do now have a good amount of reviews.

I actually got mixed up with the Goldfinch member who is always helpful with links etc

Wasnt going to post again but here we are 

[Jacobcohen123]

Were sweating fucking a girl ontop and a bead of sweat dropped into her mouth she couldnt stop laughing 

[SmoothieNeil]

Was massaging a woman in the room in a place I used to visit in Wigan when her dog bounded in and burst the door open.

Normally a gentleman would step in front of the lady as this was a fairly big dog but I hid behind her as I had a stork on at the time and was keen for it not to get ripped off!

[Terryray]

i think i know wear he was, same thing happened to me had you already  had the soaking.oh what mamaries

[hungrypunt]

got my cock out 

[Goldfinch]

I actually got mixed up with the Goldfinch member who is always helpful with links etc

 

[Carpy]

Had a dog jump on the bed and lick my arse mid punt.

Also had a maid walk right into the hotel room, whilst absolutely going at it hammer and tongue, I carried on whilst the wg was shouting at her to get out. Door actually had a do not disturb sign on handle so think the maid was being a nosey fucker.

Had far worse in my civvie shags so never get beat up about them.

[Avg_Joe]

you missed the one important thing there re the maid.... was she hot ?? lol


and to the guy who fell over and left to massage parlour to them laughing.... yeah, sorry... i was laughing as i read it

[threechilliman]

Had a dog jump on the bed and lick my arse mid punt.

Also had a maid walk right into the hotel room, whilst absolutely going at it hammer and tongue, I carried on whilst the wg was shouting at her to get out. Door actually had a do not disturb sign on handle so think the maid was being a nosey fucker.

Had far worse in my civvie shags so never get beat up about them.

Any extra charge for the dog to rim you?

I reckon the maid were a kinky fucker and wanted to have a butchers at the action. Any maid walks in when I'm on the job and she won't be leaving until I've fucked her. Should be a punting rule that one - would deter most maids.....but not all!

[Pacho]

Left clothes, keys, phones and even took a shit ! When you gotta go, you gotta go lol.

[tantric talents]

Dark room. Put her fancy expensive knickers in my bag by mistake ( yes really I hear you sniggering)
Really hot punt so saw her again two days later and returned them. I am sure the service was even better as a result 

[threechilliman]

Put her fancy expensive knickers in my bag by mistake

Yeah, right!

[tantric talents]

Yeah, right!

I really did! That’s why it was so funny 
( that’s not to say I didn’t give em a sniff  )

[Schuey]

Got really severe cramp in my calf whilst mid-shag...hurt like fuck! Thankfully, it was with someone who knew how to give a proper massage so she sorted it out for free! 

[Donbe]

lost a sock last punt. Don't know how   

[Aji81]

At the end of one particular meet, as I was being led to the kitchen to leave, the lady got a book of raffle tickets out. I then got invited to buy a raffle ticket for charity and asked to leave my full name, telephone number and address in case I won...

I declined in case you were wondering! But threw a fiver in just so I could leave

[Yanusmc]

This has got to be the most boring collection of posts on the forum.

[tantric talents]

This has got to be the most boring collection of posts on the forum.

Easy to criticise. Harder to contribute then? 

[bigmc]

burped very loudly while down on a girl. had drunk a fizzy drink before starting. she saw the funny side of it

[Jay-Jay]

burped very loudly while down on a girl. had drunk a fizzy drink before starting. she saw the funny side of it

Was there an echo ? 

Jay

[bigmc]

Was there an echo ? 

Jay
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