Erdington Relax Centre

[bilbo baggins]

After seeing several good reviews on here I thought I would try out the Erdington Relax Centre for my first FBSM outside of the Orient.

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Parking is decent as there are several residential roads off Station Road.

The setup is not great as there is only a curtain between the massage room and the reception. I opted for a full body massage for 1 hour, and after a few minutes the masseuse answered the door to let another lady in. They then talked through the curtain for several minutes in Mandarin, which was off-putting.

The masseuse was not that attractive. She was probably mid-40s and quite curvy and saggy.

After about 20 minutes I was offered B2B which I opted for (not sure why...) for an additional £40, making £80 in total.

Another punter came into the shop not long after that started, talking loudly about his back. The B2B was quite lazy. She just lay on top of me really. None of it was on my back.

After I came, there was still 20 minutes left. I thought that I would get a massage for another 20 minutes but instead I was ushered to the shower. I tried to negotiate a discount on the basis that I hadn't had anywhere near a full hour, but she refused and I just couldn't be bothered to argue the point. To make things worse, on my way out I had to walk straight past the next punter. Obviously she had rushed me on so that she could get to him as quickly as possible.

Either this was a terrible experience, or these things just aren't for me (or both).

[mr.bluesky]

Good report Bilbo a pity the service was not so good. A pet hate of mine also being short changed on the time in the room. Luckily I usually visit sport therapy on Old lode lane and see Laura or Nicole. If there is time left after the happy ending they will carry on with the massage until the hour is up. Not many places it seems do this. Both will give a good foot massage after.

[gagglez]

I did visit there last year just after it opened. The other room is ok. Accessed through the kitchen area it has an en-suite with it and a door to the room that can be locked 
Not a typical TCM shop but still the usual turnover of staff. I have low expectations when I visit this type of venue for the first time and only book 30 minutes. There is usually an option to extend the stay if the girl is fit and the menu is varied.