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Recently made a booking at this well reviewed shop for late afternoon. Arrived on time but the lights were on, door locked and no one in reception. Waited 10 minutes and went to try the door again, still locked. Went back to my car and phoned but no no answer and went to answer machine. Didn’t leave a message but waited another 5 minutes and phoned again, still no answer but this time left a message. It is now 20 minutes past my booking time. Shortly after I receive a call from the Chinese male owner with apologies but come in, the door is open.

OK went in and paid the owner for my booking with Cristina. The booking itself was a good positive, agreeing with the many previous reviews of this young lady. Once the barriers are down and she feels comfortable you will have a lot of fun, although she is really really noisy. Positive booking, had a shower and went up the spiral stairs and said my goodbye to the owner who was sitting on the sofa in this tiny reception.

Went into the night and then started thinking which leads me onto the point of this post. Where was the owner when I found the door locked and the only masseuse working that day was busY with a customer . I seem to recall from previous posts that other customers have found the door locked. OK you could say the owner went to a nearby shop to buy something ? OK but how many times does he go out shopping when covering a reception? This leads my mistrusting thinking to another conclusion and that is he did not leave the shop at all. If he didn’t leave the shop and wasn’t in the tiny reception which you can clearly see, was he downstairs in the tiny basement and what was he doing when the only girl working was “busy” ? I will let you clever boys come up with a conclusion, I have !!!


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If you were Bill and you had a rota of lovelies at your fingertips each day, are you telling me you could resist having a go yourself?

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Recently made a booking at this well reviewed shop for late afternoon. Arrived on time but the lights were on, door locked and no one in reception. Waited 10 minutes and went to try the door again, still locked. Went back to my car and phoned but no no answer and went to answer machine. Didn’t leave a message but waited another 5 minutes and phoned again, still no answer but this time left a message. It is now 20 minutes past my booking time. Shortly after I receive a call from the Chinese male owner with apologies but come in, the door is open.

OK went in and paid the owner for my booking with Cristina. The booking itself was a good positive, agreeing with the many previous reviews of this young lady. Once the barriers are down and she feels comfortable you will have a lot of fun, although she is really really noisy. Positive booking, had a shower and went up the spiral stairs and said my goodbye to the owner who was sitting on the sofa in this tiny reception.

Went into the night and then started thinking which leads me onto the point of this post. Where was the owner when I found the door locked and the only masseuse working that day was busY with a customer . I seem to recall from previous posts that other customers have found the door locked. OK you could say the owner went to a nearby shop to buy something ? OK but how many times does he go out shopping when covering a reception? This leads my mistrusting thinking to another conclusion and that is he did not leave the shop at all. If he didn’t leave the shop and wasn’t in the tiny reception which you can clearly see, was he downstairs in the tiny basement and what was he doing when the only girl working was “busy” ? I will let you clever boys come up with a conclusion, I have !!!

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Offline VFM

There is a small room on the ground floor as you go into the shop it's on your left (opposite the till).  I have seen him coming out of there a few times. I think that is his office or something or where he watches porn.

When he is not there one girl told me he reviews the CCTV to make sure the girls are not ripping him off e.g. someone pays for one hour but they only put 30 minutes through the till and pocket the rest!

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When I've been there, Bill is often pottering about downstairs doing laundry, is putting towels in the tumble dryer etc. Also, it's worth mentioning that in the basement there is a door,  like a fire door, and when opened, it goes into the outdoors where there is a outside sitting area for a pub or something. Sorry to be a bit vague, I was there last summer a bit pissed, and said I needed some fresh air during the massage as those rooms get hot, , so the girl said stand there for a bit, so I was stood outside wrapped in a towel !!! So anyway, my point is there is another entrance downstairs to the shop from the basement.

Anyway, not  that any of this really matters !

Where I visit, I tend to try  avoid when Bill is there, as he spoils the atmosphere a bit, but I guess he is the boss ! .  It's understandable that he may not trust the girls. Having said that, I've seen Bill and Kristina interacting  in reception a few times  and they seemed to get on well. I guess she pulls in quite a bit of business for the shop.

She seems very trustworthy. Last summer there was a £20 note on the floor in corner of the massage room, and she insisted it was mine, but I knew it wasn't, must have been dropped by a  previous customer or something. Anyway, she insisted I kept it, but I said no, she she kept it. Anyway, I think I've forgotten what my point is in this post !! Sorry I've wasted 2 minutes of your life !!

I've often had a slight suspicion there may be hidden cameras in the rooms, but I've no evidence of this,  having had a good look, and it hasn't stopped me retuning. Im Probably a bit paranoid.









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I persoanally don’t think he was “pottering around downstairs” doing cleaning or laudery. Why would someone who owns a business deliberately not want customers coming in by locking the door and also not answering the phone. I may be a very suspicious character but my gut feeling is he is downstairs either listening in the next room or watching the action via a hidden camera. Maybe I’ve got it all wrong but that’s my feeling

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Waste of space "review" for a waste of time operation.
I recently called when I was in town and was told by Christina/Kristina to come along when I asked for 1hr. Got there only to be told she had taken another customer.  :dash:
Having met her, I won't return.


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Was told by Laura (after she left) that Bill has the girls ‘audition’ for a job. Basically he has them massage him and give him a hr.

Apparently they don’t all do it but some are desperate and stupid enough to do it.

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I sensed in the rapport between him and Sophia that there was previous. I also exited the shop when him and the other girl (Ashleigh?) were in very close animated company together on the sofa. Clear as day, though as LLP points out, it's not really worth our attention as shops/services go (to return I'd need to know Sophia was clean before my tongue got busy).

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Was told by Laura (after she left) that Bill has the girls ‘audition’ for a job. Basically he has them massage him and give him a hr.

Apparently they don’t all do it but some are desperate and stupid enough to do it.

Auditioning for the job sounds like a good idea to me.

I understood Bill was the doctor and he used the upstairs room for treatments like cupping and acupuncture when called for by “legit” customers.

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Auditioning for the job sounds like a good idea to me.

I understood Bill was the doctor and he used the upstairs room for treatments like cupping and acupuncture when called for by “legit” customers.

Wish I had a massage shop.

I’d be hiring and firing daily just for all the ‘auditions’.

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Wish I had a massage shop.

I’d be hiring and firing daily just for all the ‘auditions’.

I'd be quite active in the transfer market too. Any shop under my management would recruit the biggest and best.

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Just rent/ buy a small place and buy some cheap ass tables.
Put up a sign saying massage
Register business (optional)
Put up ads for WG
'Audition'

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Wish I had a massage shop.

I’d be hiring and firing daily just for all the ‘auditions’.

Would be fun till some disgruntled seven foot boyfriend turns up looking to knock clumps out of you for tampering with his squeeze.

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It'd be amusing if I did take the plunge and set up a shop and later on read all the bitching on here about me and how I was obviously on the take.

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I think one of the reasons there are so many old fat ugly ladies presented to us these days is because so many of the owners/managers/bookers are ladies themselves and they tend to figure that when it comes to massage and HE its just a case of massaging another muscle set so one pair of hands is as good as another, totally ignoring the blokes perspective who wants something more than just a warm pulse.

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Wish I had a massage shop.

I’d be hiring and firing daily just for all the ‘auditions’.

Less than 3 auditions a day or your knob will be really painful by Weds and you'll be thankful for hand sanitiser and rubber gloves to avoid rashes and warts.  Good luck!