BEST chinese massage in Walsall - Birmingham

[maxxblue]

After a disappointing massage experience earlier in the week, I decided to try this one:

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I was told by the receptionist that the old lady with her (who resembled Fu Manchu's grandmother) would show me to the room.

No problem with that, as long as the masseuse is young and attractive.

Fu Manchu's grandmother left me to get changed, and I excitedly anticipated what the masseuse would look like. The Fu Manchu's grandmother returned and closed the door. FUCK!

She actually gave a very good massage - one of the best I've had in a while.

After about 40 minutes or so of an excellent massage she started gently stroking my nether regions - I nipped my buttocks as tight as possible to prevent anything happening that I might regret. I thought she had got the message, but when she asked me to turn over and gestured to me in a wanking motion, the blood drained from my face. It would just be so wrong, so I declined.

She continued to give me a legit massage to my front, before my time was up.

I wasn't sure what rating to give this review. It would clearly be a negative if it was for the sexual side of things, but the massage really was good, so I did give it a neutral (though some might argue that it should be a negative).

If I just wanted a legit massage then I would definitely return, but as I like extras as well then I will not be coming back here.

[l1mpd1ck]

Where was this?  One ad says Walsall and the other Edgbaston

[Nathan B]

Where was this?  One ad says Walsall and the other Edgbaston

I was wondering the same thing. There are in fact 4 ads linked to the 'Health Beauty' outfit on Viva Street: Walsall, Edgbaston, Cannock and Wolverhampton. All have similar pictures.

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Very well-written and entertaining review by maxxblue - love the 'Fu Manchu's grandmother' bit! 

[maxxblue]

Thanks fellas - it was near Asda in Walsall (about 2 minutes walk from the Black Country Arms pub).

[Nathan B]

Thanks max.

I was thinking there could be an alternative scenario for the encounter with Fu Manchu's grannie:

Gran: How about me (indicates you-know-what motion) you?

Punter: Er, I dunno, how much?

Gran: Twenty pounds?

Punter: Well ok, if that's all you can afford.........

[MarcT]

Thanks max.

I was thinking there could be an alternative scenario for the encounter with Fu Manchu's grannie:

Gran: How about me (indicates you-know-what motion) you?

Punter: Er, I dunno, how much?

Gran: Twenty pounds?

Punter: Well ok, if that's all you can afford.........

 

[MN1972]

I was contemplating a visit in my lunch, but dont think i will bother, i can get a massage off an overweight lady without leaving home.

Thanks for the review.