Cyprus Isles is a thief (AKA HONEY~THE~FUCK~BUNNY / ~Lucy~Lou~)

[nokaji]

Here is the biggest scammer and thief in the business. She lured me to a hotel room with promises to experience heaven and started well enough with a dirty, sloppy OWO and then the door bell rang and she said it was room service and for discretion I should wait in the bathroom. Next thing I know there were two big black guys threatening to beat me up unless I gave them all my money and cards and then proceeded to throw me out of the room half dressed. What a truly horrific experience and was too shy to and embarrassed to complain to either the hotel or the police. AVOID THIS CRIMINAL AT ALL COSTS This was when she was working via AW in londonhttp://www.elitecardiffescorts.com/gallery/cyprus-isles-xxx

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[DevilD]

Do I believe this one? 2 posts, first review from another region.Very general, no facts at all - no idea where he's talking about, how much he paid, how much he lost - thrown out half dressed? Seems to be following this girl, even though she might now be in Cardiff? Decidedly dodgy

[Corus Boy]

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[PuntingPete]

I'd say the OP is a fantasist, his only other post reckons he wasted a grand on some American porn star. Either talking bollocks or  a very unlucky individual 

[James999]

Here is the biggest scammer and thief in the business. She lured me to a hotel room with promises to experience heaven and started well enough with a dirty, sloppy OWO and then the door bell rang and she said it was room service and for discretion I should wait in the bathroom. Next thing I know there were two big black guys threatening to beat me up unless I gave them all my money and cards and then proceeded to throw me out of the room half dressed. What a truly horrific experience and was too shy to and embarrassed to complain to either the hotel or the police. AVOID THIS CRIMINAL AT ALL COSTS This was when she was working via AW in londonhttp://www.elitecardiffescorts.com/gallery/cyprus-isles-xxx

That sounds terrible, what did the Agency say when you contacted them about the problem 

[mxc32]

Whats the regular boys views on this one then? How do we really know any of you are telling the truth?

[def456]

Whats the regular boys views on this one then? How do we really know any of you are telling the truth?

mcx32, we would love to hear your opinion on the original post.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

I've never heard of this (very strangely named) SP, nor the agency.

It is possible the OP may be alerting us to a genuine (and frightening) con artist. But all our antenna's twitch when a newbie pops up with a post liked this. With his only other contribution also detailing money lost to an SP

So, right now, I disbelieve the story

[redveee]

Scamming is something she is known for, I mentioned it in a previous post of mine. She's been doing it for years apparently.

I had a lapdance from Cypress Isles when she was lactating and she stood back and started squeezing her breasts and I thought it was part of her dance routine but then she started spraying milk over my face which was a surprise but not unpleasant. Think she used to do the escort thing in Cardiff but was known for taking the money and running.

[crfc]

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OP should contact agency maybe???

I'm in the dubious category (just gut instinct mind nothing Miss Marple could put her hat pin in)

[STAR-LORD]

That sounds terrible, what did the Agency say when you contacted them about the problem 

Honestly, for the life of me, I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not...

[SeekingtheTruth]

Honestly, for the life of me, I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not...

Of course he is 

Bur saying that from what I remember she does have previous for pulling this type of shit. Will see if I can find the threads later.

[Lileth]

I'm not sure what use this is, I haven't met the girl but we have spoken and she seems genuine and pleasant enough. Offered me plenty of tips for tours etc. Notning rang my alarm bells about her.

[crfc]

The OP hasn't logged on since 30th Jan!!!
It feels, smells and tastes like BS, fir what reason obe xan only guess!!!!

[OMellors]

tastes like BS,

What’s this crfc? 

You said you were a vegan

By the sound of it you’ve been eating animal by products. 

OM

[crfc]

What’s this crfc? 

You said you were a vegan

By the sound of it you’ve been eating animal by products. 

OM

I am indeed a pure and organic vegan, my 16 years in armed forces meant that I had to taste many types of BS the flavour nevet leaves you 😣

Do you remember the old joke
Two drunks walking down the road when one suddenly stops his matw and says wow what that?gets down on the pavement and picks it up has a good feel of it, smells it, have a little lick of it, then throws it away, turns to his mate and says thank fuck you didn't step on it, it's dogshit..


Groan.....

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[STAR-LORD]

I am indeed a pure and organic vegan, my 16 years in armed forces meant that I had to taste many types of BS the flavour nevet leaves you 😣

Do you remember the old joke
Two drunks walking down the road when one suddenly stops his matw and says wow what that?gets down on the pavement and picks it up has a good feel of it, smells it, have a little lick of it, then throws it away, turns to his mate and says thank fuck you didn't step on it, it's dogshit..


Groan.....

Copyright owned by Bernard Manning...

 

[OMellors]

Do you remember the old joke
Two drunks walking down the road when one suddenly stops his matw and says wow what that?gets down on the pavement and picks it up has a good feel of it, smells it, have a little lick of it, then throws it away, turns to his mate and says thank fuck you didn't step on it, it's dogshit..


Groan.....

Copyright owned by Bernard Manning...

   

Some great one liners & for those who live in Merthyr: -

 A Scouser went to a prostitute. She said, 'Do you want a blow job?' He said, 'Will it affect me dole money? 

OM

[STAR-LORD]

   

Some great one liners & for those who live in Merthyr: -

 A Scouser went to a prostitute. She said, 'Do you want a blow job?' He said, 'Will it affect me dole money? 

OM

 

[crfc]

   

Some great one liners & for those who live in Merthyr: -

 A Scouser went to a prostitute. She said, 'Do you want a blow job?' He said, 'Will it affect me dole money? 

OM

Definitely would effect her PIP 

[Cyprus Isles]

Hi guy's.

Firstly i would like to graciously thank all of the gentlemen who have been able to see through this horrendous malicious personal attack on me. I can assure you that this is a complete pack of lies and can be backed up by the enormous list of very happy gentlemen i have been meeting with for a considerable amount of time, some of which i would like to thank for already defending my good name in their own responses and posts. The author of this false review knows me personally (posting this review on my birthday) he has been on a mission to sabotage my business for over 2 years after i did not want to date him. I know that i am not the first girl that this guy has stalked. I have had many unfortunate dealings with this malicious person and i have a restraining order against him although he still persists to try and sabotage me from being able to do a job in which i love. I am aware that he is mentally ill which the court have ordered for him to recieve proffesional help with.  I am more than happy to post proof of this in the form of the court order.
I feel like i should name and shame the author here but i won't as i really just wanted to inform any gentlemen who are looking to meet a genuine and honest girl, that this review is a complete pack of lies, there was never any booking that took place and i most certainly have not ever robbed anyone or had them chased from any hotel room by black men!!  I earn more than enough without having to stoop to such immoral and nasty acts.
I would like for you all to know that i work 100% independent - always have and always will. My job is my passion, I absolutely love what i do and I am thankful to every single gentleman that i meet with as they support me and bring me nothing but an enjoyable time together. This is my life and i love it no end - an act described as above is a very cruel act and most certainly not even worth the hassle and bad karma it would produce. I work very hard and i earn my paper honestly. I provide a highclass experience which i pride myself on.
I will now take advantage of this bad publicity and turn it into a positive by directing you all to my adultwork page where you are free to cast your own judgement and if you can see through this maliciousness for what it truly is then perhaps you might like to make a booking with me and find out for yourselves exactly why this guy is so upset he can not have me - i'm extremely good in bed and genuinely love sex!! 
 with thanks
Cyprus Isles

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[Cyprus Isles]

I'm not sure what use this is, I haven't met the girl but we have spoken and she seems genuine and pleasant enough. Offered me plenty of tips for tours etc. Notning rang my alarm bells about her.

Thank you lileth for your backing on this malicious attack. 

[James999]

My job is my passion, I absolutely love what i do and

We called the review out months ago, by all means state your side, but lets avoid spouting the advertising bollocks 

[Bonio]

No thanks love. £200/hr?

[Beamer]

Here is the biggest scammer and thief in the business. She lured me to a hotel room with promises to experience heaven and started well enough with a dirty, sloppy OWO and then the door bell rang and she said it was room service and for discretion I should wait in the bathroom. Next thing I know there were two big black guys threatening to beat me up unless I gave them all my money and cards and then proceeded to throw me out of the room half dressed. What a truly horrific experience and was too shy to and embarrassed to complain to either the hotel or the police. AVOID THIS CRIMINAL AT ALL COSTS This was when she was working via AW in londonhttp://www.elitecardiffescorts.com/gallery/cyprus-isles-xxx

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Sounds unbelievable and BLX to me

[STAR-LORD]

Sounds unbelievable and BLX to me

It's most likely cheese on toast b@llocks.

Come to think of it, this 'apparently' happened in London. So why the heck is it posted in Wales?! Think the OP had tee many martoonies... 

[HighHeelLover]

I met Cyprus years ago when I first got into punting. She was doing an offer £250 for 2hrs. She had a place down south. It was a new build American style houseing in Worcester park. I remember the date still. As we moved into the bedroom she couldn't find her bag of condoms, she found a female condom so we used that instead. She did say she felt inclined to get a cab to the shops to get some johnnys but I wasn't sure if that was guna be included in my time. I was still bit of a newbie n naive back then.

Since there was only one femdom had to settle for a bj for round 2. Was great, full on face fucking she gagged herself on my dick as she didn't like having hands on her head when giving head. I wanted to take photos and she asked for £50 extra but I only had a tenner so she was kind enough to let me take a couple of snaps on my phone.

The only thing I will say I found negative about the experience with her was after the bj there was still 25mins left. She got up and went into the kitchen and stared prepping dinner and was telling me I could go shower.

She was well fit back then, she was just like in her videos (check her out on pornhub) and she was advertising as 29 back then and that was before 2010. She looks so different in her new pics, prefer the old looking Cyprus with shorter hair

[vw]

Thank you lileth for your backing on this malicious attack. 

what a lowlife you are cyprus.   

I'm not sure what use this is, I haven't met the girl but we have spoken and she seems genuine and pleasant enough. Offered me plenty of tips for tours etc. Notning rang my alarm bells about her.

she outs punters, very bad judgement by you, would take her advice with a  pinch of salt and never tell her anything personal. 

[WelshElise]

what a lowlife you are cyprus.   

she outs punters, very bad judgement by you, would take her advice with a  pinch of salt and never tell her anything personal.

shes gone and got a new name guys ~lucy~lou~ just so people know

[STAR-LORD]

shes gone and got a new name guys ~lucy~lou~ just so people know

Thanks for the update. 

[vw]

shes gone and got a new name guys ~lucy~lou~ just so people know

same number, shows she is a little bit thick.