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Author Topic: Would You Ever Take A WG To a Works Christmas Party?  (Read 5959 times)

Offline CBPaul

Go on your own - great chance to pull. Especially any new girls who don't know so many people yet.

First off you have the psycho possibility which wouldn't be a bundle of laughs. Then there's the fact you would be paying several hundred quid just to try and impress a load of workmates. A tray of Krispy Kremes would be cheaper.

Of course you could take a WG, tell everyone she's a WG, then say she recognises one of the other guys but you are not saying who.

+1

Not for me but....

If you don't want to go, don't go. Personally I can't stand works Christmas parties, why would I want to socialise with a load of people many of whom I think are twats and I try to actively avoid for the rest of the year just because it's Christmas - lame excuse for a piss up - bah humbug.

As far as this girl is concerned if she talks at 500 wpm then definitely don't consider her, the more she says the greater the chance of fucking up and the other wags will see straight through the web of lies, next year at work will be a misery. Better take someone who is likely to be shy, I think the least said the better. Try a local touring EE girl with crap English and say you've only just pulled.

Out of 200 people I'd try to find out if any tasty ones in another department are in the same position and try to along with. Forget your own group and don't screw the crew.

Offline skittish

Anth you don't strike me as the sort of person that would handle getting caught out very well.

A few hours of feeling good trying to impress your workmates could lead to a lifetime of misery at work.
I think you should focus on that more than worrying about what they think of you being single.

Don't you have any female friends at all who would go with you, why does it have to be a stunner or a fictitious relationship. I've been single for 6 years but I still take female friends to various functions or just go out for drinks/coffee etc. 

Offline rpg

Morning Anth, you've asked the question twice now and the advice has been overwhelmingly against. Hope we've helped.

Offline potato

The answer is No, no, no, no, no, no and no.  Your other workmates wifes, GF's will have her sussed in 15 minutes flat and will tell their other halves after the party - that's going to be eternally uncomfortable for you after the event with all the snide remarks etc.,  (mostly from jealousy!)  When you meet someone at a later date, you may take her to the same event in the future to the same set of people that you took an escort to - that's you on tenterhooks for ever!

The only way it would work is if you were the kind of person that was openly brazen and extrovert - "yes, i booked an escort for the party and then I fucked her all night long afterwards, she was great" I don't think that's you Anth..

Have you got a company notice board at work where you could put an advert on to say that you are looking for someone just for the Christmas party? You never know your luck!


Offline AnthG

I guess it wasn't a good idea. Thanks for all the responses.

Offline skittish

I guess it wasn't a good idea. Thanks for all the responses.

Save up and treat yourself to her alone Anth, it's safer and you get her all to yourself.

I did an outcall with a regular of mine once. I took her to my work before we went back to mine for some fun. I got what i wanted, a lot of respect from the guys and some looks from the girls. I made sure i bought some condoms from a very gossipy girl. I got away with it and was very happy. Would i do it again? No. It was very risky, it payed off and i got lucky.

Offline skittish

I did an outcall with a regular of mine once. I took her to my work before we went back to mine for some fun. I got what i wanted, a lot of respect from the guys and some looks from the girls. I made sure i bought some condoms from a very gossipy girl. I got away with it and was very happy. Would i do it again? No. It was very risky, it payed off and i got lucky.

Yes but being seen with someone for a few minutes in what was probably a guarded situation is a completely different scenario to spending a whole evening in their company. Then add alcohol to the equation.

Looks like Anth has had a change of heart anyway.

Offline Tailpipe

Save up and treat yourself to her alone Anth, it's safer and you get her all to yourself.


Good advice, fuck going to the xmas party , save up and have a nice overnight with something a bit special

But don't buy her a Big mac this time , and book a good hotel with nice bed.  :cool:

Bad idea Anth, and for many reasons.

Creating an alternative reality to impress work mates is destined to fail. Way too many chances to drop yourself in it.

You will spend the next couple of months stressing over whether she is going to turn up dressed as a slut, act like a slut or get so drunk she chunders in the lap of Colin the Director of Purchasing

Many prossies see ALL men as potential clients/ pound notes. You will end up too scared to go to the bogs as if you leave her alone, she could start discussing rates with Simon the postroom clerk.

If you are really worried about being a social leper, either take up a hobby that means you have no time for banal socialising with people you do not care about, or confirm their views by telling them you can not go as you have to stay at home to knit santa hats for your mum's cats. Either way, fuck what people think of you.

Offline Tailpipe

Bad idea Anth, and for many reasons.

Creating an alternative reality to impress work mates is destined to fail. Way too many chances to drop yourself in it.

You will spend the next couple of months stressing over whether she is going to turn up dressed as a slut, act like a slut or get so drunk she chunders in the lap of Colin the Director of Purchasing

Many prossies see ALL men as potential clients/ pound notes. You will end up too scared to go to the bogs as if you leave her alone, she could start discussing rates with Simon the postroom clerk.

If you are really worried about being a social leper, either take up a hobby that means you have no time for banal socialising with people you do not care about, or confirm their views by telling them you can not go as you have to stay at home to knit santa hats for your mum's cats. Either way, fuck what people think of you.


Sound advice and very a entertaining post.  Made me  :lol:

"Creating an alternative reality to impress work mates is destined to fail"

this is a key point in all of this. A very easy rabbit hole to fall down if you have the money to make it work. But it never does work just end up looking a bit of a fool.



Curious6705

book a good hotel with nice bed.  :cool:

Nowt wrong with Travelodge IMHO :D They've been refurbing and copying Premier Inn decor / beds. Stayed in one the other week and the bed was dead comfy.

Offline Tailpipe

Nowt wrong with Travelodge IMHO :D They've been refurbing and copying Premier Inn decor / beds. Stayed in one the other week and the bed was dead comfy.


AuthG did and overnight sometime ago the bed was a problem if a recall correctly.

Was at my local cricket club end of season dinner and a single guy turned up with a stunning 'GF' in tow - first question he got asked was how much does she charge - second was when is he leaving as he surely had to fuck her before his time was up.
Simple advice - turning up with a WG will probably be more humiliating than going stag, if you care about that sort of thing

Offline fredpunter

I was thinking along the same lines as elwood, only take her if you are brazen about it. If any of your married colleagues takes the piss tell them for what their wedding cost they could see a different girl every fortnight for about 5 years.

Curious6705


AuthG did and overnight sometime ago the bed was a problem if a recall correctly.

Yes - I recall the thread. He seems to be jinxed  :lol: . Seriously though, the "New look" Travelodges are excellent for the money. Flat screen telly too.  :cool:

Offline smiths

Nowt wrong with Travelodge IMHO :D They've been refurbing and copying Premier Inn decor / beds. Stayed in one the other week and the bed was dead comfy.

As long as the rate i get is cheap i agree. I recently stayed in one with a woman friend and the bed was more than good enough for shagging. I have stayed in a few and all have been ok, just a case of selecting ones with adequate free parking as i refuse to pay for parking as some Travelodges expect. :hi:

Offline zig033

Sorry to many replies to read them all, but I'll just fall in with the others

DO NOT DO IT, WORST IDEA EVER!

Apart from all the reasons I have read just imagine the following happening:

If for whatever reason it slips out that you brought a hooker to your companies Christmas party, (and there are chances where this could happen, during and after) you'll be the guy that brought a hooker forever!

200 employees in your comapny and after a stunt like this you can take a bet that within 1 week everyone knows who you are and not the good kind. Your boss will probably learn of it = promotion = NO. Depending on your work atmosphere and how much banter / social pounding you can take you might have to quit your job. And again if your boss knows it's a really nice thought to have sitting in the back of his head while writing you a recommendation -not!

People will take the piss forever, not many girls in your company will want to talk to / date you. And via the magic of social media this might even slip out beyond the realms of your work circles.

This is a worst case scenario, but still is it worth this kinda risk? If your answer is yes you're probably insane.

Just try to pull a girl on the night and if not go and see your regular after.


Offline willbred

I usually get pissed at every works Xmas do...so indiscretions would be guaranteed, plus I always take the missus - she might be a tad miffed!!
Oh, and yes - no fee any WG could charge would be enough to cover the embarrassment of being with me when I start dancing!!
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I wonder if prossies have Xmas parties. If they do, how do I get an invite?

Offline DannyJames

Go to the party alone and have a good time, bound to be some single girls there.

What I would do is have a booking lined up for late on then I can enjoy the night knowing that I'll be balls deep later on.

Offline Dani

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A very bad idea.  So so bad.  If you are booking a prossie from your general area do you not think that quite a few of the guys you work with will also have booked her before?
I have been to some works xmas dos and have sat cringing as was with a client trying to pretend to be his partner when across the table from me sat a regular with his wife.  He spent the whole evening during the meal looking very uncomfortable as did I.  I also noticed through out the night a few other guys who were desperately trying to not allow themselves and their wives to be anywhere near me and I recognised each one of them .
It is the best way for you to be outed to your work colleagues

I agree a very bad idea, not for me. Would rather go on my own.

Offline ManBat

I appreciate I already asked this question two years ago for Christmas 2011 which I never went through with.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=5219.25

But that time it largely came to be a discussion about the money side of it and whether the expense can be justified. So forgetting the money subject totally this time.

I appreciate it is also one of those stupid ideas and thus stupid questions I sometimes make, but I will explain my thought processes on it to explain why I am contemplating this.

At work today everyone is going around asking who is attending the works Christmas party because they are booking a large external venue in town for it so need attendance numbers now. The way my company is split up there are about 200 people who work there in my department but we are split into teams of 20.

On my team of 20 everyone is going bar me. And they are all putting pressure on me to go when to be honest I am not to keen to go.

The reason why is all 19 others in my team are in a relationship. And many of them are interwork dating (meaning dating others in the 200 department) but everyone is bringing their OH.

I am worried if I go I will either be feeling like a 5th wheel and the sad social reject trying to chat to people while they are there with their partners and me alone. Or the other flipside just sitting by myself in a corner somewhere wishing I was dead from the embarrassment while everyone else is having fun with their OH and thinking he is over there by himself what a social reject.

So today at work I started thinking of this again. And my reasons.

1. So I will not then be the only person by themselves there in my team.
2. The girl I was thinking of booking to bring is one who I have seen before and who can talk something like 500 words per minute (It was the girl I booked the overnight with). She could probably chat for an hour about stamps or trees if you gave her the chance. So it will look like I am a great fun conversationalist to everyone looking outside in when its really her controlling every conversation.
3. To be honest I am getting the strong feeling many I work with - while friendly - are thinking I am a bit of a social lepper and wish to do a (sort of) two finger salute by proving them (sort of) wrong. (Even though they are kind of right, but its not something I want to be thought of by the people I work with hence why contemplating this)
4. And finally to be honest I am just hoping it may impress so people will think christ how did Anth get a girl like her to come with him.

The downsides I was thinking.

1. Someone may know her from booking her themselves - Argument to that, as they are not single themselves they will keep very quiet themselves
2. Something slips out in conversation that we clearly have not known each other for long - However I get the feeling people wouldn't believe I could even book WGs even if it did so it would be like a double bluff. They'd probably jump to a conclusion we have just met.
3. The girl gets drunk and makes an embarrassment. - To be honest even if it was not paid for this would be a worry anyway. And apparently in previous years parties other peoples OH's have done this. But I was also thinking it could be part of her story she is tea total.
4. People will think she is too out of my league. But people I doubt would jump to he has booked a WG to go with him, or really would they?

There is possibly other things I may be missing. Or a bigger picture I may be overlooking. But I was just wanting peoples thoughts.

And I guess in the above scenario what would you do. As in would anyone go alone in the above situation and risk everything going pear shaped and being thought of as a saddo number 1 by everyone you work with if everything goes wrong and I end up sitting in a corner by myself the entire night?

There are probably other draw backs I am missing, hence why asking the question.

Do it. It's a fantastic idea. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

I quite seriously doubt though that any organisation that employs circa 200 people only has one singleton working there, so stop worrying. As much as the plan is superb and foolproof and guaranteed not to end in disaster, save your money, have a few drinks and chat up the nubile 19 year old new starter
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Offline zig033

Do it. It's a fantastic idea. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

I quite seriously doubt though that any organisation that employs circa 200 people only has one singleton working there, so stop worrying. As much as the plan is superb and foolproof and guaranteed not to end in disaster, save your money, have a few drinks and chat up the nubile 19 year old new starter

Lol! -last sentence is good advice though.


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