Jessica Bordo - Cardiff

[vw]

I think this thread highlights why SPs are not generally well received on UKP. It is massively disruptive and I am honestly amazed that Elise hasn't been banned, having seen others done so for what seemed like an awful lot less.

That isn't a suggestion or recommendation from me merely an observation.

Well, this is about that lowlife slimboyo and his quest to stop people posting about agencies that Rich the gaylord former mayor works at, has been happening since the summer and he is well shady. I ask a question about them, possibly too close for his pimps liking and they release the mental patient that is slimboyo.   

Lunch time, Hank Marvin? 

[vw]

I think this thread highlights why SPs are not generally well received on UKP. It is massively disruptive and I am honestly amazed that Elise hasn't been banned, having seen others done so for what seemed like an awful lot less.

That isn't a suggestion or recommendation from me merely an observation.

Same review writing style as hank marvin

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=153183

Notice the spaces after every sentence.

Yours

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Met Sophie in serviced apartment in Bristol.

1hr booking £130

Messaged via AW and spoke on the phone to make booking. Received text on the day with postcode.

She is a good looking girl who is honest with her age. Really fit body and has a sexy smile throughout.

Seems to care about the booking going well and isn't a clock watcher.

All services were on offer as per her AW likes. I enjoyed owo, tit wank, missionary, doggy and came like a train with her in cowgirl.

Shower before and after and off with a spring in the step.

Would I see again? Most probably yes.

Hanks

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Met up with Jessica on her recent tour of Pembrokeshire, West Wales.

Comms ok - due to poor signal dealt with via online. Quick call at the stated time.

Time - 10 mins later start but wasn't a problem for me.

Location - clean and tidy room in motel. Easy to find and discreet.

On arrival met at the door by a very good looking girl, early 20s, great body in nice lingerie. Big smile and very welcoming.

The big surprise though was that there was another girl Kim in the room. Due to a divine miscommunication they thought it was a duo booking. As it was all done via email it was easy to sort and after a 30 second chat found an arrangement to keep everyone happy.

In a very short space of time I was spread eagled on the bed, naked and with the two girls all over me. Jess and I engaging in dfk with her rubbing her extremely nice (natural I think) boobs over me and Kim proving OWO.

As stunning as this all felt I almost never come from oral so felt pretty safe to just enjoy myself.

After a while the girls swapped over, Kim dfk and Jess obliging with OWO. I have got to be honest that I blew my load in no time. And not wishing to be too graphic but it was a huge amount by my standards - memories of teenage years.

So without probably setting any stamina records for the girls in question, I left a very happy man after a quick chat. Both very funny and engaging.

Verdict: perhaps there is a god after all. Both girls very skilled.

Would I see again: yes without question (unlikely anytime soon as they operate in the east midlands I think) but would definitely need to have a wank beforehand.

[Bonio]

You appear to be deflecting from a comment that wasn't aimed directly at you. I won't bother to work out why that is.

I have no idea who slimboyo is. My comment is about SPs being on UKP not punters. Your points about pimps are all just I am sure but I again I am not talking about them.

The link you attached doesn't work me. Don't bother clarifying what it does as it will be irrelevant judging by everything else around it.

I will leave it at that, as I don't have the time nor inclination for any more of this thread. Over and out.

[vw]

You appear to be deflecting from a comment that wasn't aimed directly at you. I won't bother to work out why that is.

I have no idea who slimboyo is. My comment is about SPs being on UKP not punters. Your points about pimps are all just I am sure but I again I am not talking about them.

The link you attached doesn't work me. Don't bother clarifying what it does as it will be irrelevant judging by everything else around it.

I will leave it at that, as I don't have the time nor inclination for any more of this thread. Over and out.

I'm not deflecting at all  hank marvin

The link works for members that have been here a while, I know you have, but with different accounts.

Your moaning style, like you have experienced a ban led me to compare your review styles with the banned account i linked to. 

[SO595]

Hey, another white knight.   

Well that's an accusation I never thought I'd see levelled at James 

[Dan Dastardly]

You appear to be deflecting from a comment that wasn't aimed directly at you. I won't bother to work out why that is.

I have no idea who slimboyo is. My comment is about SPs being on UKP not punters. Your points about pimps are all just I am sure but I again I am not talking about them.

The link you attached doesn't work me. Don't bother clarifying what it does as it will be irrelevant judging by everything else around it.

I will leave it at that, as I don't have the time nor inclination for any more of this thread. Over and out.

+1

[vw]

+1

Was that sponsored post?

[Dan Dastardly]

Was that sponsored post?

Why don't you fuck off you paranoiac prostitute obsessed virtualwaste of space prick. Don't you have any other hobbies apart from criticize and make negative remarks about people just trying to participate in this forum. Over 17.000 posts now, surely there are other things you could do with your life, or do you have some sort of addiction to pissing people off who are trying to put some input to the forum.

[vw]

Why don't you fuck off you paranoiac prostitute obsessed virtualwaste of space prick. Don't you have any other hobbies apart from criticize and make negative remarks about people just trying to participate in this forum. Over 17.000 posts now, surely there are other things you could do with your life, or do you have some sort of addiction to pissing people off who are trying to put some input to the forum.

Do you have an addiction to reviewing positively for agencies Rich the mayor works at or wons?

next time you see him, tell him to fuck off cheating the forum with his fake and sponsored reviews and comments.   

I'm sure husq will be delighted at you recycling his retorts.   

[Dan Dastardly]

Do you have an addiction to reviewing positively for agencies Rich the mayor works at or wons?

next time you see him, tell him to fuck off cheating the forum with his fake and sponsored reviews and comments.   

I'm sure husq will be delighted at you recycling his retorts.   

I got to say that I'm getting a bit worried about this addiction of yours, maybe you should seek psychiatric help. I don't know who Rich is, the mayor? who the fuck is he and as for Husq I haven't got a clue what you're talking about you daft cunt. Get help you might be a decent guy in you somewhere! 

[vw]

I don't know who Rich is, the mayor?

The pimp you review for, it was mentioned many times including on the thread where you threw your toys out the pram.   

More sponsored abuse here targeted at another member, that really did stink of paranoia.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=178655.msg1887253#msg1887253

[Dan Dastardly]

  Thank you to the encyclopedia of UK punting, your knowledge astounds me! You must be one sad bastard

[vw]

  Thank you to the encyclopedia of UK punting, your knowledge astounds me! You must be one sad bastard

Well not hard to find your abusive white knighting of your favourite agency.   

[finn5555]

Jesus i have the retard slimboyo cluttering up my inbox now with a load of waffle about nothing, according to him i should not even be allowed on the welsh boards 

[slimboyo]

Jesus i have the retard slimboyo cluttering up my inbox now with a load of waffle about nothing, according to him i should not even be allowed on the welsh boards 

Because I didn't want add any more to this thread, and was trying to handle it using the PM system, but as you're so desperate to up your post counts by repeating what was said in private, you have to bring the matter up again.  You have no vested interest in the welsh boards apart from shit-stirring, just like that other faeces flinging monkey.  You both must be foaming at the mouth, hovering over your keyboards waiting for the next notification. 

While I'm here I'll address the stupid notion of virtualwankers that I have any affiliation to any one.  I don't.  I shag, I move on. I don't shag agency girls, and I have no interest in lining pimps pockets.  Almost all my punts have been with verified independents, barring the odd thai massage and sometimes last minute parlour punts.  I have fuck all interest in Portfolio/Silhouette and am sick to the back teeth of vw and the dim witted prossie keep perpetuating this vendetta in public. Hence the reason for my original post.  With that said, off to shag. 

[vw]

Jesus i have the retard slimboyo cluttering up my inbox now with a load of waffle about nothing, according to him i should not even be allowed on the welsh boards 

oh dear sorry to hear that, I think he thinks it is walespunting.com and has done for  a while.   

[vw]

Because I didn't want add any more to this thread, and was trying to handle it using the PM system, but as you're so desperate to up your post counts by repeating what was said in private, you have to bring the matter up again.  You have no vested interest in the welsh boards apart from shit-stirring, just like that other faeces flinging monkey.  You both must be foaming at the mouth, hovering over your keyboards waiting for the next notification. 

While I'm here I'll address the stupid notion of virtualwankers that I have any affiliation to any one.  I don't.  I shag, I move on. I don't shag agency girls, and I have no interest in lining pimps pockets.  Almost all my punts have been with verified independents, barring the odd thai massage and sometimes last minute parlour punts.  I have fuck all interest in Portfolio/Silhouette and am sick to the back teeth of vw and the dim witted prossie keep perpetuating this vendetta in public. Hence the reason for my original post.  With that said, off to shag. 

Slugboyo you know how to use the ignore feature, you made a song and dance about it before, why not do it again?   

Have a good shag, say hi to Wanchor as you do it.   

[finn5555]

oh dear sorry to hear that, I think he thinks it is walespunting.com and has done for  a while.   

I have popped the cock on ignore 
He is rather tedious 

[SeekingtheTruth]

Just when you thought this thread had reached it’s peak of bollocks.....

[James999]

Jesus i have the retard slimboyo cluttering up my inbox now with a load of waffle about nothing, according to him i should not even be allowed on the welsh boards 

If he didn't keep sending in loads of reports it wouldn't have drawn attention to the thread, it is amusing how he was made to look so stupid by a pro$$ie, he's tried just about every deflection there is from anyone who doesn't agree with him is a white knight, through to only sheep shaggers should be allowed on the welsh forum 

[STAR-LORD]

Just when you thought this thread had reached it’s peak of bollocks.....

Then it's evolved into cheese on toast bollocks? 

[vw]

Then it's evolved into cheese on toast bollocks? 

If only he has persevered, he would never have upset himself. 

Discovered the "ignore" feature a couple of days ago, and since I've ignored a couple of trolls the Welsh Board is a good read again.

[Marmalade]

Just when you thought this thread had reached it’s peak of bollocks.....

fucking amazing! scroll through it and there's fuck all there 

[SeekingtheTruth]

fucking amazing! scroll through it and there's fuck all there 

Yep, all he said she said. Yet it’s still managed to rattle on for 7 pointless pages 

[finn5555]

Jessica does have a cracking arse mind you 

[sloopjohnb]

Jessica does have a cracking arse mind you 

About the first post that's made sense for pages.

Will the rest of you wankers take your pissy argument away from my review 
If you can't work out who's a wanker here, it's you.

[vw]

About the first post that's made sense for pages.

Will the rest of you wankers take your pissy argument away from my review 
If you can't work out who's a wanker here, it's you.

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Only admin tells people, when and what not to post, not you, and he seems to be made very aware of this review due to the loonboyo,   

[sloopjohnb]

Only admin tells people,

You need to improve your reading comprehension. I asked, I didn't tell.

I notice you think the shoe fits though.

[vw]

You need to improve your reading comprehension. I asked, I didn't tell.

I notice you think the shoe fits though.

That seems telling to me, that's is a very loose ask.   

Everyone here wanks, no shame in wanking what so ever.

As for it being you review, it is the forums review, not yours anymore.   

[STAR-LORD]

If only he has persevered, he would never have upset himself. 

Personally at this moment I only find 2 members of the Wales board dodgy (he's not one of them IMO), but I'm not sure why he chose to take you off ignore, if he wants to save himself some grief. 

Anyhow you 2 are in a heated debate so I'll be shuffling aside. 

[vw]

Personally at this moment I only find 2 members of the Wales board dodgy (he's not one of them IMO), but I'm not sure why he chose to take you off ignore, if he wants to save himself some grief. 

Anyhow you 2 are in a heated debate so I'll be shuffling aside. 

who do you find dodgy then?  Or are you happy to let them carry on with being dodgy?   #

No idea why he took me off ignore, made him seem a tit for making the big fuss about doing it in the first place.  Seems he cannot cope with many posters, shocked the congratulations on  punting posts that are prevalent here don't light his short fuse.

[STAR-LORD]

who do you find dodgy then?  Or happy to let them carry on with being dodgy?   

Husqvarna360 and Wanchor has brought the most indecency to the Wales board IMO. But you've been on the site a lot longer than I have, so you'll have more background knowledge and keen eyesight for what naughtiness to look out for in those territories.

[vw]

Husqvarna360 and Wanchor has brought the most indecency to the Wales board IMO. But you've been on the site a lot longer than I have, so you'll have more background knowledge and keen eyesight for what naughtiness to look out for in those territories.

What makes them 2 special?

[STAR-LORD]

What makes them 2 special?

I wouldn't consider 'special' being the term, but sticking out like sore thumbs would be the key element there.

Slightly steering off topic temporarily, as it's peaceful for the time being. Do you have any knowledge of Aphrodite escorts practices and conduct in Wales? Clearly troubles surrounding Portfolio, Silhouette and Illicit have been mentioned previously but not Aphrodite so far.

[vw]

I wouldn't consider 'special' being the term, but sticking out like sore thumbs would be the key element there.

Slightly steering off topic temporarily, as it's peaceful for the time being. Do you have any knowledge of Aphrodite escorts practices and conduct in Wales? Clearly troubles surrounding Portfolio, Silhouette and Illicit have been mentioned, but not Aphrodite so far.

Start a thread on them if you want to know, this thread turned like that as slugboyo doesn't like questions about this agency.

[vw]

Because I didn't want add any more to this thread, and was trying to handle it using the PM system, but as you're so desperate to up your post counts by repeating what was said in private, you have to bring the matter up again.  You have no vested interest in the welsh boards apart from shit-stirring, just like that other faeces flinging monkey.  You both must be foaming at the mouth, hovering over your keyboards waiting for the next notification. 

While I'm here I'll address the stupid notion of virtualwankers that I have any affiliation to any one.  I don't.  I shag, I move on. I don't shag agency girls, and I have no interest in lining pimps pockets.  Almost all my punts have been with verified independents, barring the odd thai massage and sometimes last minute parlour punts.  I have fuck all interest in Portfolio/Silhouette and am sick to the back teeth of vw and the dim witted prossie keep perpetuating this vendetta in public. Hence the reason for my original post.  With that said, off to shag. 

banned yow lowlife cunt.   

Dont come back.   

[mrfishyfoo]

banned yow lowlife cunt.   

Dont come back.   

Absolutely hilarious. 

You know he will though. 

Happy troll hunting when he does. 

[vw]

Absolutely hilarious. 

You know he will though. 

Happy troll hunting when he does. 

He wont be able to hide his anger issues, will be easy.   

Good to see he has got the boot on UKE too. 

[lucozing]

He wont be able to hide his anger issues, will be easy.   

Good to see he has got the boot on UKE too.

If he not able to hide his anger issue maybe he will show it

[Placebo88]

Good to see that hysterical fool banned. All he did was moan about the quality of threads and their being ruined by sidetracking and squabbling whilst all his posts ever did was pour petrol on these things. He should find the Wales section a far more on topic and helpful read now that his own drama queen drivel isn't cluttering the section up. Surprised he lasted as long as he did.