Euphoria Thai Massage, Pokesdown Bournemouth.

[Cupid Stuntz]

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Walked in off the street no phone call or appointment. First thing to hit my senses was the really nice smell of incense although it wasn't smoky so it could have been something else but the smell was wonderful. Obviously newly decorated, everywhere I saw was super clean and new. Very nicely laid out and welcoming.

A Lady came out from round the back who I assume was the Mamasan / boss. Was led me into a decent sized room with a nice wide, very sturdy and also obviously new massage table and a couple of other bits of furniture. We spoke about the Elephant wall hanging picture / tapestry thing. She'd personally brought them over from Thailand rolled up.

Asked for half an hour which was £30, handed over the folding and off she went while I got undressed. Laid on the table face down and shortly a cracking slim young Thai Girl came in. Dressed in a tight black top and very thin material equally tight trousers. Cracking bum which I did have the pleasure of touching later. Name is Janine (I think). She put some music on, oiled up and started the massage. Good English she'd been in England for 4 years, nice massage but nothing amazing. Whilst chatting I asked whether there were any extras available and she said yes. There were no cc sweeps or reaching round / under to play with the wedding tackle.

Got to the turn over point and asked what I wanted. Hand job which was £30, enquired about topless yep £20 asked if that included touching, no that was another £10. Agreed to all that and off came the top and bra. A bit disappointed with the size and shape of her boobs, they weren't what I envisaged they'd be. I suspect a padded or one of those harder style bras.

Nice hand job and boobs were still nice to play with. Tried sitting up on the table facing her so I could play with both at the same time and get some nipple kissing / sucking in. Was politely and gently pushed back on to the table. She was stood by my waist n dick, too far away.  Look n touch with hands only it appears. Came, cleaned up, dressed and left. Oh very nice smooth wood floor too.

Overall tbh I think it's a bit too pricey. Could have gone elsewhere and got FS with a 'proven' young  Lady for £10 cheaper. Bloody miss Art Massage. Been spoiled by that place for too long. Finding a replacement Rub n tug joint in the B'muff area isn't going well.

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[bfl]

Sounds neutral to me

[wombat42]

See my comments on this and other local "rub and tug" places in Bournemouth here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=159599.msg1896857#msg1896857

As i explained I have been to Euphoria twice and saw two diiferent attractive women. It is a much nicer premises than, say, Star Massage. Both times I was not offered HR. The first time I went I had a raging hard on by the time I turned over but the masseuse did nothing about it. A lot of attention is paid to the bum and inner thigh so it is difficult to avoid getting a hard on unless you try to concentrate on Winston Churchill or something. The new Tuckton Chinese place does excellent massages - i got HR from one lady there but not another. So Euphoria is baffling - maybe three masseuse work there but just one does HR or they keep changing to new rotas like Art Hairdressing did.

[houseboot]

So £90 for half an hour?

£30 + £30 + £20 +£10?

[wombat42]

So £90 for half an hour?

£30 + £30 + £20 +£10?

Sounds like it, £30 sounds wrong for half an hour basic as an hour costs £45 basic.

[wombat42]

Sounds like it, £30 sounds wrong for half an hour basic as an hour costs £45 basic.

[Cupid Stuntz]

So £90 for half an hour?

£30 + £30 + £20 +£10?

My mistake. D'oh. It was £80 for the half hr. £20 for the HJ, not £30. Hence my comment of getting a half hr FS close by for £10 less. Maths wasn't my best subject at skule! Senior / Homer moment. £50 for 'extras' and def £30 for the half hr basic massage.

[Cupid Stuntz]

See my comments on this and other local "rub and tug" places in Bournemouth here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=159599.msg1896857#msg1896857

As i explained I have been to Euphoria twice and saw two diiferent attractive women. It is a much nicer premises than, say, Star Massage. Both times I was not offered HR. The first time I went I had a raging hard on by the time I turned over but the masseuse did nothing about it. A lot of attention is paid to the bum and inner thigh so it is difficult to avoid getting a hard on unless you try to concentrate on Winston Churchill or something. The new Tuckton Chinese place does excellent massages - i got HR from one lady there but not another. So Euphoria is baffling - maybe three masseuse work there but just one does HR or they keep changing to new rotas like Art Hairdressing did.

Having tried out 3 'new' (to me) rub n tug joints in the last 6 weeks or so in 2 of them I had to ask were extras available. In both they were. In neither of them was I offered extras before asking. Next time you go to Euphoria ask about extras and see what's offered.  I have no idea if there was a choice at Euphoria. Maybe try asking if Janine is working? Currently working through a backlog of reviews. Like to leave a bit of time before reviewing for safety / anonymity reasons.

[wombat42]

Yes maybe but as I was lying there with a raging hard on it seemed obvious that I would be up for HR. At the Chinese place in Tuckton I didnt have to ask.

[wombat42]

I went to Euphoria yesterday afternoon. I saw an attractive shortish woman in her twenties. Towards the end of massage I was offered extras. I agreed to have topless HR as that seemed to be as far as she was prepared to go. No price was agreed though. She has tits to die for but they are obviously a boob job - a complete contrast to June of Star Massage who effectively has nothing in that department. She stood her distance a bit so I could play with her tits but not suck them. The HR was all over in about 2 minutes.

Afterwards I gave her £30 which I thought was about right. But she insisted saying it was £50 for topless so I gave her £50. That was seriously into ripoff territory - maybe she was only there for a short time and trying to make a fast buck. She charges £30 for straight HR. Anyway I certainly dont want to see her again with her pricing, maybe the other women there have more reasonable pricing. Halfway through my massage I heard the other punter who was in the other room leaving the premises and talking in a very upbeat way so he may well have had a better experience with the other masseuese.

I may go again in a few weeks and hopefully that masseuse has left or I get to see someone else there.  Euphoria is intrinsically good though as the women are generally hot and it is a smart premises on both counts better than, say, Star Massage.

Actually just rereading Cupid Stuntz's original review he talks about the same pricing structure as me. Its not just the price but the fact that for me the HR was all over in two minutes. I didnt get charged an extra £10 for touching her tits tho. It may well be that we both saw the same woman.

[wombat42]

Hi Have been to Euphoria and definitely recommend it.   The two girls working were both stunning and without asking I was asked if I want any extras.  I did ask for OWO and she said no so I went for the B2B.
One of the things that have amazed me reading through some of the posts (only just joined) are that most are saying they pay £20 for a HE, I only every pay £10 although I did pay more for the B2B at Euphoria than I have at other places.
Also I am not sure if they staff are rotated at Euphoria??

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=186197.msg1963301#msg1963301

MickyP must have seen a different masseuese who offers B&B and maybe not so pricy.

[Mickeyp]

She was stunning with an amazing figure.  The massage at £45 was more than I would normally pay but also much better, a really good massage.  She did want £50 for the body to body massage and I showed her my wallet which only had £30 in so she agreed ( I did have more cash in my pocket for back up).
All in all though £75 for a naked tug is a lot of money, and whilst it was great I do think their pricing is above lots of other places.  I'm torn about this place as its a great massage and I love the fact the have the extra wide bed.

[wombat42]

Certainly sounds better than the 2 minutes of topless HR I got for the same money (£50). I would go for that but how can u possibly engineer seeing your masseuse rather than the one I saw. While I was there I heard the punter leaving the other massage room and he sounded very happy.

[Cupid Stuntz]

I went to Euphoria yesterday afternoon. I saw an attractive shortish woman in her twenties. Towards the end of massage I was offered extras. I agreed to have topless HR as that seemed to be as far as she was prepared to go. No price was agreed though. She has tits to die for but they are obviously a boob job - a complete contrast to June of Star Massage who effectively has nothing in that department. She stood her distance a bit so I could play with her tits but not suck them. The HR was all over in about 2 minutes.

Afterwards I gave her £30 which I thought was about right. But she insisted saying it was £50 for topless so I gave her £50. That was seriously into ripoff territory - maybe she was only there for a short time and trying to make a fast buck. She charges £30 for straight HR. Anyway I certainly dont want to see her again with her pricing, maybe the other women there have more reasonable pricing. Halfway through my massage I heard the other punter who was in the other room leaving the premises and talking in a very upbeat way so he may well have had a better experience with the other masseuese.

I may go again in a few weeks and hopefully that masseuse has left or I get to see someone else there.  Euphoria is intrinsically good though as the women are generally hot and it is a smart premises on both counts better than, say, Star Massage.

Actually just rereading Cupid Stuntz's original review he talks about the same pricing structure as me. Its not just the price but the fact that for me the HR was all over in two minutes. I didnt get charged an extra £10 for touching her tits tho. It may well be that we both saw the same woman.

Hiya Wombat. Sounds almost identical to my experience there. I most definitely won't be returning. Heh, so 3rd time luck for you ref getting any extras. Nice one, apart from the 'ouch' price! Great surroundings, decor etc but let down by a bit of a lackadaisical approach from the masseuse and being v expensive.

[wombat42]

Cupid Stuntz u obviously had mixed feelings as u gave the masseuse a "positive" review. Anyway thinking back that masseuse was not "all there".  She did a rip off 2 minute topless HR with her standing at arms length. She didnt wipe my dick properly afterwards so I was left with some cum dripping from it. When I first entered the shop I just stood there for several minutes as nobody heard or saw me. I rattled the door a few times to eventually get the masseuse to come.

It is irritating because the masseuse who was in the other room sounded much better VFM (BtoB for the same money and most likely more than 2 minutes and better looking). But it is difficult to engineer avoiding the woman you and I saw last time.

I love the bare wooden floors and the water feature in the reception area.

[wombat42]

I was referring to the other masseuse as described above by Mickeyp and was probably the same masseuse in the other room at the time I was there and the punter seemed very happy conversationally on his way out.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Cupid Stuntz u obviously had mixed feelings as u gave the masseuse a "positive" review. Anyway thinking back that masseuse was not "all there".  She did a rip off 2 minute topless HR with her standing at arms length. She didnt wipe my dick properly afterwards so I was left with some cum dripping from it. When I first entered the shop I just stood there for several minutes as nobody heard or saw me. I rattled the door a few times to eventually get the masseuse to come.

It is irritating because the masseuse who was in the other room sounded much better VFM (BtoB for the same money and most likely more than 2 minutes and better looking). But it is difficult to engineer avoiding the woman you and I saw last time.

I love the bare wooden floors and the water feature in the reception area.

Yeah, I did um n ar about that but decided a positive because she was very friendly, chatty, gave a good massage and gave a good hand job. I think she was / is fairly new to the whole rub n tug side of things and maybe on a learning curve. It was the expensiveness that has put me off going there again. Plus the reticence of the masseuse to engage properly. As I've said before we've been to used to the excellent services at Art massage although I have found a place that is pretty close to the Art services by trial and error. Won't be going to Star down the road from Euphoria again either but that'll be another review.

[wombat42]

Still no sign of Art Hairdressings reemergance - they did suggest they may be reopening somewhere else in Boscombe during March. i did think thay would take the Art Orange premises on Ashley Road next to the bus station which has apparently closed.

Er what is this place "pretty close to the Art services" you have discovered ?

[Mickeyp]

I'm gutted I did not take her name down for you guys.   Not to rub it in but she was very attractive (but as they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder).  And besides her b2b massage she gave a really good and thorough normal massage.

I have to say even though the massage was great  (probably the best) and the premises are really nice it is still too pricey for me.   £45+ £30. you could get half hour FS for less (not that I have done any proper punting as I prefer having the massage).  Reading reviews on here though I am not sure how I have been getting away with it but I normally only pay £40 +£10 for the HE.  I have been caught for £20 a couple of times but normally I decline.

It's a shame we can't set up a deal with Euphoria for UK punting members to get the £40+ £10 haha   I might approach them with the suggestion haha and for every 10 members that visit I get a free massage haha

I did visit a place opposite the Marriott hotel but it was not a massage shop but the ad was for a japanese girl offering FS.   I'm not interested in FS really but wanted some oral.  Girl that opened the door was nothing like the one in the photo so I walked away.  I've often seen adverts with the same mobile number but I don't think any of the girls are genuine although I do know they change on a weekly basis.

[wombat42]

Just made a trip to Euphoria and it will be my last one.

The prevailing business model there seems to be:

1/ A very erotic massage for £45 an hour which concentrates on the inner thighs and is very diificult to survive without a hard-on.

2? Clothed HR for £30 where the masseuse sits at the end of the massage table so no groping is possible.

3? Sometimes topless HR is available for £50 where you get to play with the girls tits but nothing else and may be over in just a minute or two.


So the premises are very nice, the girls generally attractive, the massage very erotic but it just falls flat with the extras. You pay premium money for extras for something worse than usual - £30 for straight HR instead of £20 and no groping. Why they dont allow groping at least is beyond me and they have shot themselves in the foot on that one detail so I give up.

Has anybody been to Baan Thai directly across the road from Euphoria ?

[wombat42]

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[southcoastpunter]

Re Baan, I went there once, a couple of years ago, not long after they first opened. English husband on reception, Thai wife doing massage.

Good massage but absolutely no extras. That was then, don't know if its still the same people and same "no extras" or not.

[wombat42]

Years ago they just had curtains as partitions but I walked past yesterday and it looked like they had proper partitions so I may give it a go today.

Also the Chinese Top Cut hairdressers closer up towards Boscombe precinct used to do HE massages in back room but they now have a note in their window with a phone number and "call me".

[daniorerio]

Went past Euphoria yesterday and today and the shutters were down - maybe the business model didn’t work.

[Cupid Stuntz]

Went past Euphoria yesterday and today and the shutters were down - maybe the business model didn’t work.

It was business as usual when I went past twice around 1500-1530 today. No Masseuses' visible this time to ogle at . Last time I went past there was a real cutie showing a punter out .

[wombat42]

It was business as usual when I went past twice around 1500-1530 today. No Masseuses' visible this time to ogle at . Last time I went past there was a real cutie showing a punter out .

The whole businees model of TCM is dodgy. Lovely women at Euphoria but its a joke when the HE is only a minute long and at arms length for serious money.

[Cupid Stuntz]

The whole businees model of TCM is dodgy. Lovely women at Euphoria but its a joke when the HE is only a minute long and at arms length for serious money.

What's TCM?

Agree ref the services, hence once I'd TOFTT I never went back, too much moolah for too little service! Shame cos the staff are hot but just don't perform well. They've def got the best lookers out of all the Rub n Tug joints in the B'muff area.

[daniorerio]

TCM = Traditional Chinese Medicine (acupuncture, cupping, handjobs)

[wombat42]

TCM = Traditional Chinese Medicine (acupuncture, cupping, handjobs)

Oops im sure ur right but i interpreted tcm as being thai chinese massage.

[houseboot]

TCM = Traditional Chinese Medicine (acupuncture, cupping, handjobs)

Correct.

Most will have a doctor who dispenses potions and lotions to cure various ailments, provide the acupuncture treatment, cupping etc

The "doctor" will be aware of the services provided in the massage room.

Wecare is very much a traditional TCM as was the shop, Tai Chi Wellness (now closed), around the corner.

Helen/Nancy was herself a "doctor" and a little disgruntled that customers preferred a massage/HE to utilising her medical skills. I wouldn't recommend her massage and her HE was the most brutal I've ever experienced. I've no idea where she is now.

Some of the recent Chinese shops maintain a facade of being a TCM, some just advertise massage.