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Offline bluegene


thais_labelle
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I had a 0.5 hour incall for £100, on Thursday afternoon.

Venue.
Thais is a short walk from the station. Being East London (Ilford is the postcode) there is parking but you will struggle to find a (free withdrawal) cash machine if you come from the station. She texted me the address and I got in after ringing the doorbell; the inside is a fit for purpose, flat. Was offered a shower and a clean towel.

About the escorts physical appearance and personality.
On her profile it says 42. Does look accurate. Has a slim body (Size 8). Her breasts are small and natural. Pubic hair is completely shaved. Her public gallery pictures are accurate. Really bad teeth.

Arranging the meeting.
Good communication, a phonecall and some messages and the booking was sorted.

During the meeting.
I arrived at Thais’s and she had on jeans and a top. When into the bedroom and sorted the finance.  No need for a shower I’m told just present the cock. Thais gets to work but realises the challenge. Tries gagging and deepthroat for 10 minutes then lets me try anal. Big mistake on her part. I get a condom and lube and try am as gentle as I can. As I am doing her doggy she is in tears. Still does not tell me to stop so I continue till I cum. When I finally do she ask me to leave. I paid for the hour but he had given the money to some else in the house, so I only get £20 back. I for a shower and leave quickly.

Positives.
1. ...


Negatives.
1. Where to do I start

Offline unus669

Isn’t there rumours on here, stating she is post-op TG  :unknown:

Offline Cuntminion

The whole meet sounds very bizarre

Hope next one is better for you  :thumbsup:


Offline Belgarion

Isn’t there rumours on here, stating she is post-op TG  :unknown:

Yup.

The shoulders and the fingers are the big tell. She also had a photo of the fanny up some time ago and it didn't look natural.

Offline Mr_Shins

I was tempted by the boots she is wearing in 2 of those photos. I was also going to see her Thursday, a bit later than you, but then in our exchange she told me she no longer has those boots and only short ones.

I wish the escorts would know that if they put up photos of themselves in a specific outfit, someone is likely to request it.

Photos don't really tell the picture though in any case, and I guess someone who's never actually met her wouldn't be able to tell from A/W photos if someone is post-op but maybe you saw one I haven't seen. In any case I asked her and she said she is not.

I'm needing to cut down anyway and so not actually planning to visit this one now.

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Fucking hell, thanks for saving me money. "She" is not too far from me but the AW pictures look a bit odd. Not only would the photos above put me off but they've put me off wanting to punt full stop for today.

That is horrific. About time I had a long break anyway, especially after being fleeced by Milton Keynes Escorts the other day....

Offline Mr_Shins

We can ask OP who met her whether he thinks she may be post-op.

Just one thing I don't really agree with and that's the rating. From the description, sounds more like a negative than a neutral.
OP can explain why he gave neutral not negative.

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Just one thing I don't really agree with and that's the rating. From the description, sounds more like a negative than a neutral.


May read like that, but its the OP punt, review and rating.

Offline Mr_Shins

I looked through this punter's reviews and he has never yet given a negative, so his expectations may be lower than that of others, and he gives neutrals where others would give negatives.

I guess for it to be negative she'd have to steal his money and run or get the heavy pimps in.

Offline bluegene

I looked through this punter's reviews and he has never yet given a negative, so his expectations may be lower than that of others, and he gives neutrals where others would give negatives.

I guess for it to be negative she'd have to steal his money and run or get the heavy pimps in.

spot on!

Offline Laney08

Fucking hell, thanks for saving me money. "She" is not too far from me but the AW pictures look a bit odd. Not only would the photos above put me off but they've put me off wanting to punt full stop for today.

That is horrific. About time I had a long break anyway, especially after being fleeced by Milton Keynes Escorts the other day....

I spat out me tea loling to this  :D

But too right mate, know the feeling. I get whoring fatigue - becomes more of a hassle than a pleasure particularly with all the dodgy bullshit artist providers out there. Plus side of this site. 

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Even if she had two doctors stood either side of her who could vouch for her being 100% female born, not on your nelly in a million years. :vom

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Just put my(much delayed) review of this escort up. Not masses of info to add and cannot confirm possible gender change.

Offline finn5555

She/he has reported your post saying your cock size is an issue  :unknown:

was she/he pissed off it was bigger than his/hers  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: January 30, 2018, 03:43:30 pm by finn5555 »

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She/he has reported your post saying your cock size is an issue  :unknown:

was she/he pissed off it was bigger than his/hers  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Funniest thing I’ve read all day :D

James999

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She/he has reported your post saying your cock size is an issue

was she/he pissed off it was bigger than his/hers 

 :lol:

doughslayer

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It looks disgusting. That's a man 100%

Those pictures made me feel sick.

thais_labelle

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Thank you guys, I had a great time with reading all this. In my country there is a personal ID number given when you are born, you can't change it ever in your life. 1 for boys, 2 for girls. Mines starts with 2, so you might be ashamed of knowing nothing about anatomy, and how to decide who is a TG. Well done all, that is really ridiculous. I have periods, was give birth, well the rest is up to you guys. I really appreciate the job you do, but please, I robbed no one, caused no harm and didn't lie about my gender ever. I'm sorry if I caused disappointment for mr. BlueGent, but he knows that his size was an issue before as well. And he left from his decision as I told you before, I'm pissed off only of being accused with something I haven't done. I hope all will be fine in the future and provide an excellent service next time.
Cheers

Offline finn5555

I'm sorry if I caused disappointment for mr. BlueGent,

Did you give him a refund  :unknown:

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In my country there is a personal ID number

Where Corruption is rife and for the right price you can get a document saying whatever you want  :thumbsdown:

thais_labelle

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I was never that rich to buy fake ID or to pay for change my gender. I have a 21 years old son hun, gave birth a natural way, ask my family if you dare lol
This is getting truly ridiculous, so I had my points and will not discuss more. There is no right here as I see, I can't explain colours for a blind. Cheers, have fun ;)

Offline Mr_Shins

thais_labelle on one of your reviews there was a mention of a pimp on the premises. Is that true?

thais_labelle

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No, it is not true at all, a friend was helping me with the flat to live and work and also with my profile. He is working as an escort too and he gave me only his advice how to manage it

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No, it is not true at all, a friend was helping me with the flat to live and work and also with my profile. He is working as an escort too and he gave me only his advice how to manage it

So, as it was my review that mentioned a possible pimp I shall reply.

On arrival you had to ask ‘him’ if it was ok if I had a shower:
As you had no condoms in the room you said you would ask ‘him’ if you could have some:
You told me it was ‘him’ who handled your bookings and sent you ‘all over at all silly times.’

As the old saying goes ‘If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, then it probably is a duck.’

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Welp, glad I saw those pictures, as she's just popped up on an RB of mine. No thanks!

Offline pepsicolaboy

So, as it was my review that mentioned a possible pimp I shall reply.

On arrival you had to ask ‘him’ if it was ok if I had a shower:
As you had no condoms in the room you said you would ask ‘him’ if you could have some:
You told me it was ‘him’ who handled your bookings and sent you ‘all over at all silly times.’

As the old saying goes ‘If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, then it probably is a duck.’

Thanks for confirming she is full of shit  :thumbsup:

So unlike a SP  :lol: