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AVOID!!!!
I had a just had a 2:15 appointment for 30 mins which I was just on time and had cum at 2:39. They were the longest 20 odd mins of my life. I have seen 8 girls at hod and all have been a lot of FUN but parissa was mechanical with a poor attitude, I started to tell her who I had seen at HOD at which time she stopped me and said 'are you going to tell me, cos I don't care' she is tall with tanned skin but her photos are majorly photoshopped, she's like a large 10 with thick legs and NOT a very pretty face, intact she looked like miss piggy. Poor mechanical attitude and just lay there like a sack of spuds, no interaction, light kissing. POOR POOR POOR AVOID.
Wish I had saved my money for the very FUN amy or jade

Offline Tailpipe

Its interesting we have seen many reviews on her some good and some bad .


Clearly this did not go well and sorry to here that.


Think she has been working in the game to long and could be burnt out.

I often wondered if she looked anywhere near as good as her photo,s .

Offline Asian20

Her only appealing aspect was that ass. I must admit i've been tempted, but regardless of the good reviews, there's too many bad reviews about her poor service and i've been put off her completely. Like you, i will just stick to Jade. She's the best in the business imo.

I did say to to her 'you enjoy the money more than the sex' by which she replied 'with most men'
I have a long report about amy to come aswell now that was an amazing time, I had a shower with her ;)
Side note: jade is working at S.K week

Offline smiths

AVOID!!!!
I had a just had a 2:15 appointment for 30 mins which I was just on time and had cum at 2:39. They were the longest 20 odd mins of my life. I have seen 8 girls at hod and all have been a lot of FUN but parissa was mechanical with a poor attitude, I started to tell her who I had seen at HOD at which time she stopped me and said 'are you going to tell me, cos I don't care' she is tall with tanned skin but her photos are majorly photoshopped, she's like a large 10 with thick legs and NOT a very pretty face, intact she looked like miss piggy. Poor mechanical attitude and just lay there like a sack of spuds, no interaction, light kissing. POOR POOR POOR AVOID.
Wish I had saved my money for the very FUN amy or jade

Terrible, clearly the Divines need to get a grip on their WGs. So an open message to them both, FFS pull your fingers out and ensure the WGs you give work to ALL offer punters a good service. Castigation will follow otherwise and i know you two arseholes hate any negative feedback.

Offline NIK

Terrible, clearly the Divines need to get a grip on their WGs. So an open message to them both, FFS pull your fingers out and ensure the WGs you give work to ALL offer punters a good service. Castigation will follow otherwise and i know you two arseholes hate any negative feedback.

Smiths tells it like it is! :thumbsup:

Offline vt

It's a shame...it must be burn-out from working her socks off 7 days a week until recently...she is basically a nice girl that was eager to please.

I've witnessed her giving some good, enthusiastic service at parties, only had very brief sharing sessions with her myself as she was very popular. I remember getting a memorable double BJ with her and Eva, I also got a BJ when a guy was licking and fingering her on the loveswing to good effect. I got shag her cute pussy once but she was giving a BJ at the same time, so couldn't really get fully intimate with her.

I notice though that she no longer appears on the gallery at LMP.

Hopefully she can find a way to work that doesn't leave her so jaded and she can go back to the way she was when she got great reviews.

Offline what-a man

It's a shame...it must be burn-out from working her socks off 7 days a week until recently...she is basically a nice girl that was eager to please.

I've witnessed her giving some good, enthusiastic service at parties, only had very brief sharing sessions with her myself as she was very popular. I remember getting a memorable double BJ with her and Eva, I also got a BJ when a guy was licking and fingering her on the loveswing to good effect. I got shag her cute pussy once but she was giving a BJ at the same time, so couldn't really get fully intimate with her.

I notice though that she no longer appears on the gallery at LMP.

Hopefully she can find a way to work that doesn't leave her so jaded and she can go back to the way she was when she got great reviews.

When these WGs become greedy by over extending themselves, it definitely takes its toll on their performance.

Offline andrei

definitely agree with those sentiments

her working week would see her working 2 days at lmp and 2 day at hod and at least one, often two days at annabellas (according to their schedules)

thats a lot of time to be switched on
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Offline walras

I'm trying to reconcile the OP's comments with my experience, which was good. I saw her at HoD 6 months ago: don't know if she was so busy back then.

Where ladiesman020 saw "a large 10 with thick legs and NOT a very pretty face... miss piggy", for me she had a smoking hot athletic body - like a tennis player - and was OK facially. With that as a starting point, I can completely see why our experiences diverged so much. I had a great time, largely because I found her so attractive - nonetheless her performance is nowhere near that of Izabel, Sadie etc.

I would see Parissa again

Offline smiths

definitely agree with those sentiments

her working week would see her working 2 days at lmp and 2 day at hod and at least one, often two days at annabellas (according to their schedules)

thats a lot of time to be switched on

But saying that Jade/Jennifer has worked 4 of not 5 days a week many times and continued to get good reviews so in my experience it depends on the WG whether she gets jaded and worn out. Jade/Jennifer does though go back home on a regular basis.

I have also punted with many other WGs that worked 4-5 days a week who were good BUT also recall punting with Vienna Moore at Sacred Rose who by that time had been working 6 days a week for a long time and was definitely very jaded. :hi:

Offline jsparky


How I wish the review came out earlier, I meet her last Sunday and had a rush service, although contrary to the OP comment on her physique, I think she is fit and athletic, gave a good bj but that's the only good bit, I didn't get to suck her breast, RO. The whole process is mechanical and rush and make me feel money wasted afterward.

Offline Tailpipe

How I wish the review came out earlier, I meet her last Sunday and had a rush service, although contrary to the OP comment on her physique, I think she is fit and athletic, gave a good bj but that's the only good bit, I didn't get to suck her breast, RO. The whole process is mechanical and rush and make me feel money wasted afterward.


Was this a 30min punt in HOD .

Offline akauya

But saying that Jade/Jennifer has worked 4 of not 5 days a week many times and continued to get good reviews so in my experience it depends on the WG whether she gets jaded and worn out. Jade/Jennifer does though go back home on a regular basis.

I have also punted with many other WGs that worked 4-5 days a week who were good BUT also recall punting with Vienna Moore at Sacred Rose who by that time had been working 6 days a week for a long time and was definitely very jaded. :hi:

I also had the misfortune to meet Vienna Moore a party. What an awful experience that was, mechanical, uninterested, just really bad.


As for Parissa. I saw her a long time ago and I found her pretty and her service was OK but not as good as Pixie. Also her pics on the HOD website are not accurate, although still very fit she wasn't anything like her pictures suggest (surprise, surprise).

Curious6705

Played with her a number of times as Kate at LMP, and she always gave a good service. Didn't click with her like I did some of the other girls, but she could be good fun. For example, at my first party she was lying next to me while she had her pussy licked, and another girl was blowing me - she put my hand on her tits to play with, talked to me about the BJ I was getting, and took my finger and gave it a pretend blow job. Her personality does show through more than average IMO - for good and ill - but to be honest I rather like that, even if occasionally she could be a little crotchety. A party is different from 1-2-1 of course, and if she seemed a little off, I would just try her again later, or at the next party.

Physically I usually prefer WGs who are a little more petite, but her physical condition always appeared magnificent to me. Her legs are bigger than many of the girls, as is her butt, but then she is tall and Amazonian.

I don't know which side decided she would take a break from LMP, but at a party in July I did hear Em (the boss) say to Barbara (party manager) that Kate was becoming a little demanding on the likes of Barbara and Antonia lately. 

Parissa probs has a very high opinion of her self. Jade, Scarlett, adele & amy are all really good performers and nymphs lots of fun. I'm just most pissed with the attitude, which I expect outa a cheap soho girl. Wish I had saved me money towards an hour with amy tomorrow
« Last Edit: October 08, 2013, 03:12:01 PM by ladiesman020 »

Offline iName

AVOID!!!!
I had a just had a 2:15 appointment for 30 mins which I was just on time and had cum at 2:39. They were the longest 20 odd mins of my life. I have seen 8 girls at hod and all have been a lot of FUN but parissa was mechanical with a poor attitude, I started to tell her who I had seen at HOD at which time she stopped me and said 'are you going to tell me, cos I don't care' she is tall with tanned skin but her photos are majorly photoshopped, she's like a large 10 with thick legs and NOT a very pretty face, intact she looked like miss piggy. Poor mechanical attitude and just lay there like a sack of spuds, no interaction, light kissing. POOR POOR POOR AVOID.
Wish I had saved my money for the very FUN amy or jade


Pretty much sums up like the review I wrote on her a few weeks ago. Very mechanical, and looks much better in the pics. I find all the girls look better on the HoD site because it is so heavily air brushed.


I hope HoD read this site and wake up, I very rarely read a bad report on here about HoD until recently where they have been getting quite a few negatives. Like Smiths says, pull your fingers out!

Offline iName

Side note: jade is working at S.K week


Great news. I hope she stays at SK because I've been wanting to see her but didn't want to go to the Maida Vale house again as I don't really like it, especially when you compare it to the South Kensington one which looks very very good.

Offline smiths


Pretty much sums up like the review I wrote on her a few weeks ago. Very mechanical, and looks much better in the pics. I find all the girls look better on the HoD site because it is so heavily air brushed.


I hope HoD read this site and wake up, I very rarely read a bad report on here about HoD until recently where they have been getting quite a few negatives. Like Smiths says, pull your fingers out!

The Divines have a long history of reading this site, during Olga-gate they were commenting on their Twitter account about the thread and posts on it calling me and others names. They are one step up from low lifes but seem to be heading toward low life territory now. I know Olga-gate deeply humiliated Mrs Divine, it was the public nature of it that made her angry, she has been aware for years that he fucks some of his WGs, while that was kept private she could presumably put up with it. I think this has led to them taking their eye off the ball recently. Ultimately their domestic arrangements and arguments shouldnt result in punters getting a bad service of course.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2013, 09:14:35 PM by smiths »

Offline andrei

The Divines..... are one step up from low lifes but seem to be heading toward low life territory now.

your phraseology cracks me up fella
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